CMF Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 i got em today like nobody's business. last night was blackout time. i had sex with this girl for like 4 hours and i don't remember a second of it. i felt like crap earlier. now i'm aight. i'm never drinking again! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ignition Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Hahaha Damn Beat me to it. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 i'm never drinking again! haha I've been telling myself this all day, because of this Anyways, last night I went out with a couple of people, had a few beverages, got normally drunk, and went to sleep around 4 or 5 AM. I drank a bunch of water, slept like 9 hours, and should of woke up perfectly fine. Instead it's 5 hours later and I still feel like I was hit by a fucking truck. My whole body hurts, my head is pounding, I can't shake the cotton mouth feeling, and I'm still queasy. I talked to one of the girls I was with, who is also a very heavy drinker, and she's going through the same. We also both agree we didn't drink anywhere near enough to feel like this Basically, I'm convinced I was roofied or some shit haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdot Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I don't have a drinking problem, I have a life problem with a drinking solution. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I don't have a drinking problem, I have a life problem with a drinking solution. i think i saw that shirt at Spencer's Gifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Coronas the worst for the squirts. Something about that mexican water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i eat babies Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 'beer shits', you have one of the best names. probably because i generally have them when i look on this website... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 i got em today like nobody's business. last night was blackout time. i had sex with this girl for like 4 hours and i don't remember a second of it. i felt like crap earlier. now i'm aight. i'm never drinking again! haha not remembering sex is not good, my friend. not good at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I still say they should make a bacon beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tae Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 if only you americanos had any idea of the potency, and scat-tacularity of this booze. come visit. you wont regret it, until it finds its way out your anus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 So after telling us that, why would we be in anyway enticed to drink such a beverage?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 ive heard of that stuff actually, dont irish bums drink that shit? Also I got roofied at a bar once, actually some angry ex employee roofied like 5 people in one night just to make the bar look bad. I puked so bad i burst a blood vessel in my eye and popped follicles in my neck to the point it looked like i had super gnarly razor burn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I ve had them all day. My BH is like a fire hose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 i I puked so bad i burst a blood vessel in my eye and popped follicles in my neck to the point it looked like i had super gnarly razor burn :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shai Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 if only you americanos had any idea of the potency, and scat-tacularity of this booze. come visit. you wont regret it, until it finds its way out your anus. Huge demand from our friends in Scotland made it impossible to ignore this drink. However, the difference in the American English dialect has caused a misunderstanding about the purpose of this web site. The word "bum" in the US more commonly means a homeless person, also known as a "tramp," a "hobo," or a "wino." The purpose of this web site is to review wines that are popular with homeless people. Buckfast is made in Devon, England at Buckfast Abbey by Benedictine monks. True to its name, Buckfast will get you "bucked up" real fast. Buckfast was thick, with a strong taste of molasses. There was also a hint of some type of herb reminiscent of oregano, and a soapy aftertaste. It makes you feel tired and dopey, rather than pumping you full of energy like some of its high-sugar American counterparts. However, with its hefty price of about $8 US per bottle, we were skeptical that homeless winos would spend their hard earned coins when there are cheaper alternatives. Our contacts in Scotland tell us that only the most hardened alcoholics drink this beverages, but the homeless winos reach for cheaper alternatives. Like the great Sherlock Holmes, our UK investigator hit the alleys of London to see if there was any bumvidence to back up Buckfast's reputation as a bum wine. The discarded bumvidence littered in bums' nests pointed to the much more economically viable hard cider in 3 liter plastic jugs as the drink of choice rather than any of the wines. Our reporter brought a 3 liter jug of "White Ace" cider back to the states, which is 7% alcohol per volume and only about $3.50 US for the whole 3 liter jug. When the test subject drank the whole bottle of "White Ace," in Las Vegas, the effects were severe. He got kicked out of 4 Queens casino for washing his hands in a urinal, then fell asleep for 3 hours and woke up soaked in his own urine (see picture to the right). He woke up and got into a 6 year old's pirate costume, ran around slapping gamblers in the gut, got kicked out of The Imperial Palace, and became so obnoxious that his friends put him on a plane and sent him home early. In summary, there are readily avaliable cheaper alternatives to Buckfast that have similar alcohol content. As far as we can determine, Buckfast is a wine for alcoholics, but out of the price range of the destitute homeless. Nevertheless, we salute it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kzUgOAhtoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 [x] taking a break from that beer with the blue mountains on the can Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZblNoCqhgVo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc3BOko1ilw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 we have 40oz's in america we dont need some gross tasting wine shit. Although i see that white ace shit does the trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tae Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 in regards the Buckfast, it is relatively cheap as far as alcohol goes here, and gets you wired. that review that claims it makes you dopey and sleepy.LIES. it is 14.5-16% depending whether you get it in Ireland or the UK. The UK version has Vanilla and Liquorice flavouring while the Irish is just super thick sugary liquid. it really fucks people up, makes them crazy wild drunk, and is very fun. It contains 262.5mg of caffine per standard bottle.over here we throw two shots of Jager and a Can of red bull in it, creating 'Turbo Juice'. they tried to have it outlawed in Scotland years ago because it was apparently responsible for ALOT of anti social behaviour. From Glasgow: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 hahaha ^ DAAAAAANG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muvotwo Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 the ultimate festival booze,you can drink it warm or cold and it still tastes like the colour brown. from wiki......... Within the above areas, Buckfast is alleged to be the drink of choice for drinkers who are prone to committing anti-social behaviour when drunk, especially underage drinkers. Its high strength (15% ABV/14.8% in the Republic of Ireland), relatively low price and sweetness are characteristics that are thought to appeal to underage drinkers . [2] Many politicians and social activists single out Buckfast Tonic Wine as being particularly responsible for crime, disorder, and general social deprivation in these communities (although in reality Buckfast is only one of a number of brands consumed abusively, and accounts for only 0.5% of alcohol sales in Scotland, although the figure is markedly higher in Lanarkshire, located within Scotland "Buckfast belt"- see above). [3] Helen Liddell, former Secretary of State for Scotland, even called for the wine to be banned. The then Scottish Justice Minister, Cathy Jamieson MSP, suggested that retailers should stop selling Buckfast. On a subsequent visit to Auchinleck, a town within her constituency, she faced an impromptu demonstration by teenagers chanting "Don't ban Buckie". [4] Jamieson subsequently received correspondence from lawyers acting on behalf of J Chandler & Co., the Andover-based distributors of Buckfast. [5] A further consequence was that Buckfast sales(and related anti-social behavior) increased substantially in the months following her comments. [3] A further attack was made in 2006, by Andy Kerr, then the Scottish Executive's Health Minister. In a radio interview on September 23, 2006, he described the drink as "an irresponsible drink in its own right" and a contributor to anti-social behaviour, and was in turn accused of showing "bad manners" and a "complete lack of judgement" by the distributors. [6] Kerr met with J Chandler & Co. to discuss ways of lessening the drink's impact on the west of Scotland, but the talks broke up without agreement. Both parties hoped to make further progress in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shittles..TasteTheAsshole Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 ^^^ Liquid crack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 I generally reframe from using the lav at work but Mondays, I feel bad for my co-workers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tae Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 ^^ Liquid crack? I was once actually accused of containing traces of speed, but i dont believe it was ever proven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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