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i got em today like nobody's business. last night was blackout time. i had sex with this girl for like 4 hours and i don't remember a second of it. i felt like crap earlier. now i'm aight. i'm never drinking again! haha

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i'm never drinking again! haha

 

I've been telling myself this all day, because of this

 

Anyways, last night I went out with a couple of people, had a few beverages, got normally drunk, and went to sleep around 4 or 5 AM. I drank a bunch of water, slept like 9 hours, and should of woke up perfectly fine.

 

Instead it's 5 hours later and I still feel like I was hit by a fucking truck. My whole body hurts, my head is pounding, I can't shake the cotton mouth feeling, and I'm still queasy. I talked to one of the girls I was with, who is also a very heavy drinker, and she's going through the same. We also both agree we didn't drink anywhere near enough to feel like this

 

Basically, I'm convinced I was roofied or some shit haha

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I don't have a drinking problem, I have a life problem with a drinking solution.

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I don't have a drinking problem, I have a life problem with a drinking solution.

 

i think i saw that shirt at Spencer's Gifts.

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i got em today like nobody's business. last night was blackout time. i had sex with this girl for like 4 hours and i don't remember a second of it. i felt like crap earlier. now i'm aight. i'm never drinking again! haha

 

not remembering sex is not good, my friend.

not good at all.

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if only you americanos had any idea of the potency, and scat-tacularity of this booze.

come visit.

you wont regret it,

until it finds its way out your anus.

 

Buckfast.jpg

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ive heard of that stuff actually, dont irish bums drink that shit?

 

 

 

 

Also I got roofied at a bar once, actually some angry ex employee roofied like 5 people in one night just to make the bar look bad. I puked so bad i burst a blood vessel in my eye and popped follicles in my neck to the point it looked like i had super gnarly razor burn

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i I puked so bad i burst a blood vessel in my eye and popped follicles in my neck to the point it looked like i had super gnarly razor burn

 

:eek:

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if only you americanos had any idea of the potency, and scat-tacularity of this booze.

come visit.

you wont regret it,

until it finds its way out your anus.

 

Buckfast.jpg

 

Huge demand from our friends in Scotland made it impossible to ignore this drink. However, the difference in the American English dialect has caused a misunderstanding about the purpose of this web site. The word "bum" in the US more commonly means a homeless person, also known as a "tramp," a "hobo," or a "wino." The purpose of this web site is to review wines that are popular with homeless people.

 

Buckfast is made in Devon, England at Buckfast Abbey by Benedictine monks. True to its name, Buckfast will get you "bucked up" real fast. Buckfast was thick, with a strong taste of molasses. There was also a hint of some type of herb reminiscent of oregano, and a soapy aftertaste. It makes you feel tired and dopey, rather than pumping you full of energy like some of its high-sugar American counterparts. However, with its hefty price of about $8 US per bottle, we were skeptical that homeless winos would spend their hard earned coins when there are cheaper alternatives. Our contacts in Scotland tell us that only the most hardened alcoholics drink this beverages, but the homeless winos reach for cheaper alternatives.

 

Like the great Sherlock Holmes, our UK investigator hit the alleys of London to see if there was any bumvidence to back up Buckfast's reputation as a bum wine. The discarded bumvidence littered in bums' nests pointed to the much more economically viable hard cider in 3 liter plastic jugs as the drink of choice rather than any of the wines. Our reporter brought a 3 liter jug of "White Ace" cider back to the states, which is 7% alcohol per volume and only about $3.50 US for the whole 3 liter jug. When the test subject drank the whole bottle of "White Ace," in Las Vegas, the effects were severe. He got kicked out of 4 Queens casino for washing his hands in a urinal, then fell asleep for 3 hours and woke up soaked in his own urine (see picture to the right). He woke up and got into a 6 year old's pirate costume, ran around slapping gamblers in the gut, got kicked out of The Imperial Palace, and became so obnoxious that his friends put him on a plane and sent him home early.

 

white_ace.jpg

 

In summary, there are readily avaliable cheaper alternatives to Buckfast that have similar alcohol content. As far as we can determine, Buckfast is a wine for alcoholics, but out of the price range of the destitute homeless. Nevertheless, we salute it!

 

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in regards the Buckfast, it is relatively cheap as far as alcohol goes here, and gets you wired.

that review that claims it makes you dopey and sleepy.LIES.

it is 14.5-16% depending whether you get it in Ireland or the UK.

The UK version has Vanilla and Liquorice flavouring while the Irish is just super thick sugary liquid.

it really fucks people up, makes them crazy wild drunk, and is very fun.

It contains 262.5mg of caffine per standard bottle.over here we throw two shots of Jager and a Can of red bull in it, creating 'Turbo Juice'.

they tried to have it outlawed in Scotland years ago because it was apparently responsible for ALOT of anti social behaviour.

From Glasgow:

no_buckfast-ashx.jpg

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