armand hammer Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 im sitting here in college writing essays on some fags from the tate britain ..and much to my frustration the tate modern. now my course is meant to mainly consist of hands on painting,sculpting and screen printing . however this is not the case , yes i have done alot of work for the start of the term but what i was not informed of was that i had to take a buisness skills and I.T course aswell this consists of writing essays,studying over blown media whore "artists". it makes me sick to think the youth of today will grow up thinking people like banksy(i know im not original by hating on him but fuck it.)jeff koon andy warhol and tracey emin are the great artists of their time. the entire educational system and tight jean wearing leather jacket gelled up hair faggot art industry can pull down my pants play with my balls and slide my dick down its throat while i shit on a giant metal rabbit and burn a paper mache egg man. so im sitting here with wu tang in my ears weed breath and stroking the start of a mustache wich i have yet to shave typing this timid rant and wondering what college is like for the assholes on here?..yes i have also taken into mind that most people on here dropped out of college etc a long time ago or have finished and are now busy reading this and checking out their shiny wood floors with a sense of great pride as they get ready to comment on this misspelled , punctuational error ridden little rant. comment if you will..your experiences or whatever..peace. i have missed you ch0.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 hmmmmmmmmmm....... Is it the 36 chambers album? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 12, 2009 Author Share Posted October 12, 2009 indeed it is brohiemian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 I got weed breathe too. it rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 So... You want to be one of these "art fags". But you dont want to read or write about them get a real job you fucking hippy... AAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHHHHHHH just man up and do it, with everything you do in life there's gonna be negative points. good luck with that though, sounds gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 12, 2009 Author Share Posted October 12, 2009 i dont want to be an art fag.. id rather live in a box with 3 paintbrushes and a bag full of paint..money isnt to high on my list of things i want in life...im just sick to death of over hyped shit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Academics need their false idols, having them acknowledge real immortals isn't important at all and I prefer it that way. That's one reason I say fuck an art school, even if you want to do canvases the only thing you'll learn in any art school is how that degree you worked so hard to earn isn't worth the paper it's printed on. Drop out, do art if that's what you want, besides, the only classes worth a damn there are the ones you are complaining about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 12, 2009 Author Share Posted October 12, 2009 the paint n tools are free n im pretty much broke so im atleast using their good will to my advantage ..i also realise i sound like a crying baby back bitch ..damn i appologise haha fuck it ill start selling crack and run for mayor of london sometime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 yeahhh you're in art college and talking about "the youth of today" c'mon son... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 12, 2009 Author Share Posted October 12, 2009 the youth of today i mean uneducated twats my age and younger and even a few years older..i generaly hate people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Just to be clear, I'm not condoning being a thugged out art fag hater or suggesting you paint commuter trains exclusively to keep it real. Do what you want, good blue collar jobs rule though when it comes to providing $ and you'd be surprised how sitting behind a desk using visual communications formulas for a living can drain you creatively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 12, 2009 Author Share Posted October 12, 2009 yeah i wouldnt mind a normal job n all bye some shit and have a chill life but i gots no qaulifications in shit so im pretty much fucked unless i stick to this faggotry ..anyway post your own experiences n whatnot if need be..i dont care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 how about instead of bitching about such stupid things you really do something about it. vent thru your paper, not to the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 I just smoked weed. My hands smell like dirt weed. :sick: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Although Ive always liked this Banksy quote "The time of getting fame for your name on its own is over. Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous. Any fame is a by-product of making something that means something. You don't go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a shit." Art has become a pointless argument like Religion and Politics. Its never ending, no one is ever right/wrong/ or happy with end result, and the ideas usually expressed are done after at least 3 drinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 shit boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 so im sitting here with wu tang in my ears weed breath and stroking the start of a mustache wich i have yet to shave typing this timid rant this sums it up.....you belong in art school with all the rest of the idiots that think they are original, and until you stop bitching about the rest of the world and just do your own thing no one is going to care about your "timid rants." ps. lay off the gravity bong and go ride a bike, you'd be surprised at how much your missing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymatics Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 it makes me sick to think the youth of today will grow up thinking people like banksy(i know im not original by hating on him but fuck it.)jeff koon andy warhol and tracey emin are the great artists of their time. Out of the people mentioned, Wu-Tang are the only great artist of their time. All college professors should know this by now. College = perpetual debt fest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 mustache = art fag full beard = keeping it real go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D0WN Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 i never understood the so-called beauty in contemporary art. all of that shit looks to be done so effortlessly not requiring any skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 this sums it up.....you belong in art school with all the rest of the idiots that think they are original, and until you stop bitching about the rest of the world and just do your own thing no one is going to care about your "timid rants." ps. lay off the gravity bong and go ride a bike, you'd be surprised at how much your missing pretty much nailed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Art fags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 i dont want to be an art fag.. id rather live in a box with 3 paintbrushes and a bag full of paint..money isnt to high on my list of things i want in life...im just sick to death of over hyped shit.. haha ive been doing this lately, well i mean i moved a few times recently lost a lot of my paint supplies and use weird things as substitutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 So are you studying to be an artist? What do you want to do with yourself when you get out of school? If it is work in galleries, be a professional artist, or represent artists --then you better fucking shut up and start letting people put their cocks down your throat while YOU play with THEIR balls. From what I've seen of the "art world" it's about as real as government cheese compared to fresh Mozzarella. I have a friend who writes articles for artsy fartsy magazines, hangs out with a bunch of young hip New York artists and works with major galleries. She's a great person and friend, but that's not my world. Trust me, she's smart, has a good sense of humor, and can get in the gutter. She's good at crossing sides of the street. She's always getting us on guest lists for MOMA and all that shit. So I've been invited to parties where it's mostly art educated people hob nobbing each other all night with how much they know. People love to name drop and talk about random Danish performance artists who do things like hold an arrow at their chest for 20 mins, then scream for 5 mins before sitting down and staring at their hand. Oh, and they did it while wearing nothing but a fire engine red t-shirt. Pure Genius! Eh. To me, all of that shit seems really fucking fake and I rarely meet someone who's friendship I actually trust. I've had herbie looking fucks say "are you an artist?" before I could even say "Hi I'm Earl." One time I had someone introduce me to a stranger as "This is Earl, he's a graphic designer, he designs skateboards." Then that person took my girlfriend and ran away leaving me alone with this stranger. It was like a fucking interview that went like this. Stranger: "So you're a graphic designer?" Me: "No, not really." Stranger: "Where do you work?" Me: "I work for an advertising agency up in midtown." Stranger: "Oh really, do you design for them?" Me: "No, I work with contract control and trafficking. Stranger: "Oh. So you do skateboards on the side?" Me: "No, I did that once for a friend who's company folded." Stranger: "Oh." Me: "Yeah, look I don't know why the fuck she introduced me like that. I'm not an artist, I'm not a designer, I'm just a drunk. I'm going to go grab another drink. Nice meeting you." I mean I love conversation as serious as it can get, but for the most part I get annoyed when it's just pretentious self gratifying bullshit banter. Sometimes it gets to be too much, and my ADD retarded inner voice has an anxiety attack. Then I start rolling my eyes unconsciously and making stupid comments. Stranger: "Oh when Betsy Kriedlberg did that one show in the courtyard, with the chair and ball of twine. Oh that defined art for me!" Me: "Yeah, but she's no Shel Silverstein!" But anyways, don't expect to escape any of this if you're looking for a career in the art world. I don't care if you're going to paint graffiti care bears and blow up in Paris with the hip young cool global art crowd. You're going to have to deal with the same fake snake in the grass bullshit. I've gone to graffiti artist's gallery shows, and you can feel the same bullshit energy in the air. What's really bad is the modern art that sucks and hangs in no name galleries. A friend of your friend is friends with the artist and invites you. You go because there is free booze, but show up too late and the two 12 packs those cheap fucks bought are gone. So now you're stuck in a room of people who suck at art, don't know anything about art, but are all friends and love to blow each other behind closed gallery doors. So you have to sit there and pretend you like this shitty "art," while people stand around with their "intellectual" game face on saying things like "I really like the depth in his gradients with the composition and contextual definition. He really grasp the emotion I'm feeling while looking at it. He's really great don't you think?" AHHHH FUCK YOU! He used a spackle knife with some yellow paint and Heinz ketchup! There is no gradient you dumb twat! At the same time there are a ton of great people doing fun and exciting things. You'll probably just have to deal with a lot of bullshit to find that core, depending on where you are living. That's my fucking two cups of coffee one bowl pack rant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 mustache = art fag full beard = keeping it real go. What if you can't really grow a solid full beard, so you have a fucked up looking Walter Sobechak mug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 .damn i appologise haha fuck it ill start selling crack and run for mayor of london sometime. London? Everyone knows that shit only runs in D.C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 I just smoked weed. My hands smell like dirt weed. :sick: Damn. I didn't think dirt weed existed anymore. I haven't seen that shit in almost 10 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 yeah i wouldnt mind a normal job n all bye some shit and have a chill life but i gots no qaulifications in shit so im pretty much fucked unless i stick to this faggotry ..anyway post your own experiences n whatnot if need be..i dont care This is a heap of bullshit, a cop-out. If you hate art school so much drop out and goto a trade school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Here is my experience, get shit job, work ass off even though the pay is shit, get recognized as hard worker by others, get invited into better jobs, work ass off there and repeat and profit. <---Certified Blue Collar Baller. Honestly, I know of very few people who went to art school doing well. Photography maybe but art wise no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 Photography is even hard to grow in. I have a lot of friends who do freelance photo for all sorts of fields. They do ok, but I don't see them balling out of control. I have a friend who's a photo journalist, and she can't find any fucking work. We keep telling her to freelance in other fields, but she won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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