Mr.L Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 wash your face first THEN wash your nuts hahaa, common mistake before dates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 IN THE SUMMER.... WHEN YOU'RE WALKING TRY TO STOP EVERYONCE IN A WHILE TO A PUBLIC WASHROOM TO WIPE THE SWEAT FROM YOUR ASS CHEEKS. SWAMP ASS SUCKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Gold bond is key in the summer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 before you roll that spliff, ask yourself, are there any vics or promo around? If not, proceed to smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÆDNS509 Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 Rule nombre uno: never let no one know how much, dough you hold, cause you know The cheddar breed jealousy 'specially if that man fucked up, get your ass stuck up Number two: never let em know your next move Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence Take it from your highness (uh-huh) I done squeezed mad clips at these cats for they bricks and chips Number three: never trust no-bo-dy Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up Number four: know you heard this before Never get high, on your own supply Number five: never sell no crack where you rest at I don't care if they want a ounce, tell em bounce Number six: that god damn credit, dead it You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it Seven: this rule is so underrated Keep your family and business completely seperated Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch Find yourself in serious shit Number eight: never keep no weight on you Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jobs too Number nine shoulda been number one to me If you ain't gettin bags stay the fuck from police (uh-huh) If niggaz think you snitchin ain't tryin listen They be sittin in your kitchen, waitin to start hittin Number ten: a strong word called consignment Strictly for live men, not for freshmen If you ain't got the clientele say hell no Cause they gon want they money rain sleet hail snow Follow these rules you'll have mad bread to break up If not, twenty-four years, on the wake up Slug hit your temple, watch your frame shake up Caretaker did your makeup, when you pass Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks she sniffed a whole half of cake up Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up Gotta go gotta go, more pasta bake up, word up, uhh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 oh THOSE are the rules. word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 22, 2010 Share Posted February 22, 2010 "more pasta bake up" HAHAHA FAIL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackbookKWC Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 buy in bulk. if you know what im saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wherethewildthingsare Posted February 25, 2010 Share Posted February 25, 2010 don't eat the yellow snow on the floor, looks can be deceiving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 If you are pursuing engineering start using a HP RPN calculator. Even if you are not, Reverse Polish Notation is the best thing to happen to calculators. everyday life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P3ZS Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 smoke weed(reply with every day) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaKte Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 relax. thats basically it. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted February 26, 2010 Share Posted February 26, 2010 every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 19, 2010 Author Share Posted March 19, 2010 To aid in the disposal of a pizza box, give the box a rinse of water in the sink, one wet the box will fold easily and fit in the garbage can. Try to find the same satisfaction in saving money as you do in spending it, this will help in accumulating cash reserves. To milk the last bit of ink from a ballpoint pen run a lighter quickly over the ball, this will suck the last or the ink forward. When you travel have a zerox copy of your passport in a separate location from the passport itself to aid in case you loose your shit. Keep a copy of your drivers license in your car for similar reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackHoodieKid Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 take a adderall before work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquorsick. Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 WORKOUT. keep healthy.. plus you dont want to get knocked out in a fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 19, 2010 Share Posted March 19, 2010 dont get involved with bitches that have forehead tattoos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siege1222 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 If you run out of toilet paper, DO NOT use paper towel because it WILL clog your toilet and make it overflow, I had to learn this the hard way. writing complaints to fast food restaurants DOES get you free meals .. I've been doing it the last couple weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watagatapitusberry Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 If you run out of toilet paper, DO NOT use paper towel because it WILL clog your toilet and make it overflow, I had to learn this the hard way. What about those napkins you get from the chicken spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siege1222 Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 What about those napkins you get from the chicken spot? Those should work just fine, but don't over do it. Be modest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Work smart not hard. Eat healthy. Workout. Read books. Paint graffiti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Don't quit. Don't die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 if youre the type to preroll, keep them in a pack of menthols with a few still left in it mentholy Ls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xwriteonderrelsx Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 keep a cap or two in your little change pocket on yo jeans, but never forget that they're there never know when you could catch a couple!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liquorsick. Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 do drugs. talk shit. and fuck all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i kill for meow mix Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 dont become a pedophile........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xwriteonderrelsx Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 if you have a cough this is the best.........ever and it tastes super good, no disgustingness you have to take a chaser with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 You need to get a handjob from a tranny to get past level 26 of life. The trick is wearing a slayer shirt and eating pizza to achieve max XP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Don't sext your Gamgam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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