everyday life tips and tricks

[DIRTY D]

For some strange reason bitches love smiley faces, use them in ur texts

 

I'D PROP YOU CUZ I AGREE BUT I'VE GIVEN TO MUCH PROPS IN THE LAST 24 HOURS !!!

[Knim_One]

go live in the wilderness desert for 3 months just hiking around on slickrock. when u come back life will seem so easy!

[Silba]

Dont tell bitches how you feel first. Its a trap.

let them tell YOU first.

[Butter_Milkshake]

If you are an alcoholic and need to drink every night...

 

Be active

Ride a bike

Run

Do pushups etc..

IF you cant sleep....

Buy some melatonin...

 

Its great to wake up without a hang over..

Start the next day early and go from there and be productive.. This is the most efficient way to cut down on drinkin

 

 

Also...talk to strangers and get the jist of what peopl are like..You can tell who's phon and who real..

 

Make eye contact with people when you speak to them, good for jobs.

 

Dont buy coffee at starbucks, buy a thing of maxwell house or chockfull of nuts...

 

Set two alarms in The morning, For instance one for 8:30 and one for 9:15....Wake up at 8:30 and lay in bed till 9:15.

 

Dont eat shitty food, the expensive shit is worth it.

 

stay away from fast food.

 

If you are unemployed and cant find shit to do go outside and explore shit..GO places you have never been..it's better than wasting time inside and having that become a routine

 

Be posiitive.. about everything..

[FastFinisher]

I can't tell you what I learned from school but

I could tell you a story or two, um

Yeah, of course I learned some rules

Like don't pass out with your shoes on

(Get the Sharpie!)

 

And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone

(No, we're not leaving)

And don't have sex if she's too gone

When it comes to condoms put two on

(Trust me)

Then tomorrow night find a new jawn

 

Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun

(Here, hold this)

Even if we did get a little bit too drunk

Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted

Woke up today and all I could say is

[MAR]

Set your alarm clock five minutes fast, you will thank me later

 

Haha, I surprised other people do this too. I have mine set 12 minutes fast and my alarms are staggered by 4 minutes. It's the only way i can wake up on time.

[redeyedanimal]

if you ain't first, you're last.

[MedicineCabinet]

ask tourists/strangers that look like they would to hand you a transfer from their already paid side

 

go to the other side with it & tell the collector that you paid but got on the wrong side before, showing the transfer with the freshly printed time

 

free ride

[SELL CRACK HARD]

either wear a condom with a heard about dirty bitch or never let the clean bitch find out where u live if u gonna go in naked. happy new year. give pennies to homeless ppl

[thrash]

when you go to a bar and want to start shit with the bouncer because you think he is the only one, realize that there are 5 other guys at the bar that will also beat your ass.

 

i work at a bar, i see this shit happen all the time.

[PissLips]

 

If you are unemployed and cant find shit to do go outside and explore shit..GO places you have never been..it's better than wasting time inside and having that become a routine

 

Catch hands while doing this = win

[Toiletseat]

check how much toiletpaper there is before shitting.

[SMdoubleXL]

i was told the other day..that when u eat, you should drink room temperature water..or possibly a warm/hot tea.

as explained,while eating, your stomach becomes like a fire to help digest foods, and when u douse this fire with iced drinks, the cold will put out the fire, thus slowing down the digestion process.

didnt do any further reading on it, but it kinda sounded like it made sense.

[acer910]

really? thats kinda weird...

also, am i the only one who completely kicks his coffee habit as soon as the weather gets to tshirt and shorts? its weird. i drink 2 cups a day in the winter but as soon as its too hot for a hoodie i quit drinking it.

 

 

 

and i dont know if its been mentioned... but the home of all this stuff

[NightmareOnElmStreet]

don't bother...

[Butter_Milkshake]

If you ever visit a friend/bitch at a college..take alot of toilet paper from the bathroom for your place. You can also get free cleaning supplies and shit like that.

 

Alot of grocery stores get fresh bread delivered around 5 am. I'll leave it at that.

[dowmagik]

when your at the atm and theres a bunch of recipts, look through em quick and take any that have super amounts of cash, put them in your pocket for later... when your out and about and a girl asks for your number write it on the recipt and just say oh this is all i got in my pocket, lady thinikin you got cash=calls

genius :D

[tabloid-]

never settle for 'average'

[redeyedanimal]

Fart in your friend/girlfriends car, quietly, right before you get out, and shut the door.

When they get back it'll smell like stale ass in their car.

[Siege1222]

never fart in your parka.

[Edward Orenthal Norton]

save your coins. mainly quarters. they add up real quick. before you know it, you have an extra $20-$40.

[redeyedanimal]

^Me and the lady paid for half of a cruise by doing this. In 4 months! Always save your change.

[Mellow]

put your bag of popcorn in the freezer for a few minutes before you put it in the microwave to pop it, that way all the kernels are the same temp and all of them will pop so you dont end up with any kernels at the bottom of the bag

[DocOne]

this song is full of tips.

 

[troofandroomaz]

When running low on toothpaste, and you feel you've used all that you could in the tube, take a razorblade and cut the tube open across the logo. You'll be surprised at how much is still in there.

[acer910]

save your coins. mainly quarters. they add up real quick. before you know it, you have an extra $20-$40.

 

this.

 

sittin on 180 in coins as we speak.

(not literally sitting on of course)

[SerialSkiller]

put your bag of popcorn in the freezer for a few minutes before you put it in the microwave to pop it, that way all the kernels are the same temp and all of them will pop so you dont end up with any kernels at the bottom of the bag

 

fuck yes! i hope this works

[SMdoubleXL]

take a clean tube sock...fill it with rice.( you can add an herbal type tea bag..or herbs themselves..depending on preference

keep this in your freezer (in a freezer storage bag to prevent any other smell from permeating it)

when you have a sore neck/ankle/knee...tired eyes..just bring out sock from freezer and i will mold around sore spots.

--or you can warm it in the microwave...for a heat compress/cramos or what not.

[i eat babies]

If you ever visit a friend/bitch at a college..take alot of toilet paper from the bathroom for your place. You can also get free cleaning supplies and shit like that.

 

Alot of grocery stores get fresh bread delivered around 5 am. I'll leave it at that.

 

On the flip side, a lot of bakeries that bake their own bread and pastries throw anything that didn't sell out that day to make space for the next day's production. Usually this stuff is at worst very slightly stale...

[redeyedanimal]

There was a guy up here (at a university) whose senior project was living off of food disposed at night by local restaurants. He went to the restaurants and asked them for the food to be disposed of, and usually was given the food. Made an A on the project and didn't get sick, even when he had to dumpster dive for the food (which was rare).

 

Be polite to everyone you can. There is a very good chance you will see them again at some point and if you made a good impression it might work out in your favor.