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Re: Eagles are fucking gangster.

 

eagle wouldn't be shit if the turkey was anymore badass. turkeys are fucking vicious killers... and tastey.

 

i base this solely on something i heard in a movie one time (jurassic park?) that said Velociraptors are just prehistoric turkeys.

 

eagles are probably pteradactyls using this logic. discuss.

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Re: Eagles are fucking gangster.

 

word. i could see that. what did a penguin evolve from?

 

 

probably a badass frozen lake monster. that's why they're small and friendly looking now. no more natural predators (and if you're thinking of saying Killer whale, you're a pussy, that's like saying a Car is the natural predator of house cats...)

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