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Re: Eagles are fucking gangster.

 

Velociraptors are just prehistoric turkeys.

 

^I know Ostriches and Emus evolved from Velociraptors.

And Ostriches and Emus pwn the fuck out of Turkeys.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

word. i could see that. what did a penguin evolve from?

 

 

probably a badass frozen lake monster. that's why they're small and friendly looking now. no more natural predators (and if you're thinking of saying Killer whale, you're a pussy, that's like saying a Car is the natural predator of house cats...)

 

 

 

^I think killer whales evolved from dogs.

Dolphins did too.

 

Or at least that's what some film in 6th grade science class told me.

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...and fucking L.O.L @ dogs evolving into dolphins (prior to the internet, mind you)

 

 

Everything evolved from the ocean (obviously), but I'm pretty sure that we learned in middle school that dolphins and some whales evolved back to the ocean via dogs that hunted fish on the beach.

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Everything evolved from the ocean (obviously), but I'm pretty sure that we learned in middle school that dolphins and some whales evolved back to the ocean via dogs that hunted fish on the beach.

 

okay wait a minute hear.

 

is this a serious statement?

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okay wait a minute hear.

 

is this a serious statement?

 

 

 

I guess I'm the only one on here who paid any attention in 6th grade science class.

And I never really gave a shit about school.

Either my memory is skewed, or this speaks volumes on some of yall.

 

And my memory from when I was a kid tends to be pretty on point.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_cetaceans

 

 

 

"The traditional theory of cetacean evolution was that whales were related to the mesonychids, an extinct order of carnivorous ungulates (hoofed animals), which looked rather like wolves with hooves"

 

"however more recent molecular phylogeny data suggest that whales are more closely related to the artiodactyls, specifically the hippopotamus."

 

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"The skeletons of Pakicetus demonstrate that whales did not derive directly from mesonychids."

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