fat ralphy Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Have: Stacked over $10k Had a murderer sleep on my couch Been raided by undercovers Been to jail Graduated from college Almost qualified for MENSA A job making 37$ an hour A tattoo Haven't: Been to Mexico Been to New York Gotten married Eaten fish Caused a car accident Drank in almost 2 years Done drugs in over 2 years Figured out the key to happiness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 -did not see the sun for 3 months straight damn care to elaborate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I have: never been smacked, never will I have not: ever ran, never will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I have: - Given a cop the finger while driving a police car (/no police) Story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I have: never been smacked, never will Your moms never smacked you as a kid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I have: - Given a cop the finger while driving a police car (/no police) i call bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I dont see how dudes are making a big deal about having sex 4 or 5 times in one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalicoCakes Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I have: - stolen someones identity on 12oz without using cyber technology I have not: - lied about anything iv ever written on 12oz. FACT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Your moms never smacked you as a kid? You're ruining my totally cool rap post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Story? Whats need about the Basketball shit? I just never liked basketball The police car story is some serious once in alife time type shit. Basically where I work at does like special installations with cars and such Well the State police had something done to a Charger and for some reason my boss asked me to run the car back to the Po Po HQ. So short story long, I got to drive a fucking State troopers brand new Charger. Besides running red lights and exceding the speed limit while i was on my merry way i happen to spot a City coppa on the other side of the road and thought id be a mind fuck to him so I stuck him the finger and man that mother fucker looked baffled. It was probably one of the coolest days ive had at work, but ive gotten to do some sweet shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I dont see how dudes are making a big deal about having sex 4 or 5 times in one day. Fo real, if they said an hour maby id be a little more moved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I dont see how dudes are making a big deal about having sex 4 or 5 times in one day. I've had sex 7 times in one day. I was talking about how he claims to have never eaten snatch. I don't really see how somebody with the sex drive to fuck 5 times a day can really be that scared of eating pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I have: - stolen someones identity on 12oz without using cyber technology I have not: - lied about anything iv ever written on 12oz. FACT. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Whats need about the Basketball shit? I just never liked basketball That was a copy/paste/delete fail. I was asking about the driving a cop car story, not about not liking basketball. I never really gave a shit about basketball either. Never really gave a shit about sports in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 That was a copy/paste/delete fail. I was asking about the driving a cop car story, not about not liking basketball. I never really gave a shit about basketball either. Never really gave a shit about sports in general. Yeah when i saw that i was like... ok I understand the Police Car shit is a head scratcher but is it that hard not to understand someone not likeing Basketball. And I mean Baseball and football are my shit but theyre are way too many people who are way too into that shit, espicially something they have no control over. Saying shit like, man ''WE lost last night.'' Nah, a bunch of overpaid gorillas didnt bring theyre A game while you watched that shit on your couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 have: -had my lighter stolen by Nick Cage -survived a tsunami -"liberated" something from every single job i have ever had -stolen a beer from a well known tv / radio presenter -had a b-list, gay, celebrity try and come on to me (nohomo). have not: -binge drinked. -paid for food for an entire year -paid for my 12oz VIP (untill it runs out, then ill buy my way back in) -ever been fired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I have: Lost 10 thousand dollars in the stock market. Lived in Israel for two years. Saw a cat get run over by a truck. Dated a girl who was injured in a suicide attack the year before. Ate a whole pizza at the age of 7. Had a fist fight with twins, who had 20lbs on me each, and won. (freshman year of hs) Lived in 6 different states and one country before I graduated high school. Got a rare bacterial infection from chinese food and was called by the CDC. Drank a whole bottle of 80 proof grapa and didn't get drunk. I have not: Eaten pig, rabbit, shell fish or any other non-kosher animal. Scuba dived. Gone sky diving. Done any illegal drugs. Been arrested (but close). Ever been knocked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonsai Bill Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Have: made jon stewarts lunch (grilled mahi) eaten donuts out of a dunkin donuts dumpster after they have closed given false information to a cop while i was picked up with no ID on me, and got away puked on someone elses table at a diner all over their meal been in the world trade center towers had a cast on both my left wrist and right hand at the same time Have Not: done a fire extinguisher tag packed a lunch to work in 3 years sucked on a girls toes been to a professional football game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I have not:[/color][/b] Eaten pig, rabbit, shell fish or any other non-kosher animal. Scuba dived. Gone sky diving. Done any illegal drugs. Been arrested (but close). Ever been knocked out. What a terrible life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 I Have: no job no health insurance no car - FUCK VOLKSWAGEN!! no trees (ringphonering) I Have Not: run out of beer run out of fishing spots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I have- smoked crack with a member of this forum I have not- shot heroin with anyone on this forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 lol i have- gambled my paycheck numerous times. i have not- ever won a jackpot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 What a terrible life. I'm pretty happy with it. I do want to go sky and scuba diving. I have: Skateboarded, wake boarded, surfed, and snow boarded. I'm only missing skyboarding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Have: eaten donuts out of a dunkin donuts dumpster after they have closed I never thought I'd hear someone say this. As I, man.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I have had to have a blood transfusion for being stupid enough to not go to the hospital I have not had any dental work done ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I'm pretty happy with it. I do want to go sky and scuba diving. I have: Skateboarded, wake boarded, surfed, and snow boarded. I'm only missing skyboarding. And windsurfing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 damn care to elaborate? the state of Ohio, more specifically the city of cleveland. try seeing the sun in the winter. just try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolling nowhere Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 have: been kicked off a freight train by border patrol. had a bottle thrown at my face. have not: had sex with a goat. gottten revenge for bottle being smashed on my face. never forgive action! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerialSkiller Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Have- Eaten Lobster Had a kid Painted passenger trains Been in the newspapers for graffiti Moved out of home Had police shout me cigarettes Seen sharks in the wild Held a police officers glok Have not- Had anal sex Been bashed Been robbed Got any savings Travelled overseas without family Gotten a tattoo Done enough graffiti to satisfy me p.s i like the one about someone saving a dudes life, thats dope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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