LosingMyMind Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 she hates cheese, sea food, tomatos, fruit mixed dishes, and under cooked beef Damn, I feel bad for her. Some of my all time favorite foods right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Looking at the quote above I would like to say that when a person prepares beef it can be rare, medium rare, medium, well cooked or even tartar. To call something undercooked implies that it was poorly prepared in which case she would be in agreement with most. Get some fresh crab and break out the drawn butter with some nice bread and some cheap beer on a nice day, if she can not enjoy that then perhaps she is not human. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 this is a tough one, i think my man likes some lame foods., lots of prepared and processed junk he also is super picky and doesn't like much food that could be perceived as weird. plus anything white is out. i don't try much anymore because i'm so used to people going ape shit over my cooking it's kind of a let down. and btw her tastes lie. they don't lye. lye is a pretty caustic chemical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 What makes you think you would have any idea about my taste in food? You think all I eat is cheesesteaks or something? well, that was just a shot at at you for my own laughs, but the way you think spaghetti and hamburgers are regular food, but not ethnic dishes leads me to believe you don't ever feel like trying something new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 You know that shit they say about knowing you're a tight couple when you can fart infront of eachother? Lies. I'll fucking yell at my wife if she ever farts infront of me. must spread, but you, like me, prefer a woman with decency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
423894 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 alienate her by calling her out on being uncultured. Then buy a book on a different religion, a few jazz records and some wierd food to give to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 maybe her parents didnt feed her well. one of the joys in life is differant food. i dont get it. you can cook for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 People who like ketchup, but not tomatoes, are dumb. And veggies are good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 And one requirement for a woman to be girlfriend or wifey material is for her to like all kinds of different food. Vegetarians are okay, too. No vegans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 i had a girlfriend like this for 2 years. i ended up beating her. we're not together anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Cheese is milk gone bad. In many many cultures it is very absurd in the first place to grab a cow boob and drink whatever comes out. As a kid I disliked the taste of cheese fed to me. In kindergarten I was forced to eat whatever shitty cheese they had. For that I have eternal contempt for a) Cheese b) People Many people tried to sneak cheese in my foods when I was a little, reminding me of that asshole teacher in kindergarten. "Oh joy I'll put this shitty fucking sour fermented matter in viperface food so he'll turn into oblivious normal jesus people like myself" I'm real glad I grew up so people don't try to tell me what to eat anymore. But I'm not so strict about it nowadays, I tolerate cheese in pizzas, burgers and as a spice (real parmesan in a pasta for example). i agree with this man so much, im going to give both the proverbial and verbal props. props. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 vegans = homosexuals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyMind Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Looking at the quote above I would like to say that when a person prepares beef it can be rare, medium rare, medium, well cooked or even tartar. To call something undercooked implies that it was poorly prepared in which case she would be in agreement with most. Ah, I just assumed he meant rare... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papi Drew It Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 give her a plate of dog food niggaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 she cray cray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 applebees is the shittiest shit to ever shit a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Cheese is milk gone bad. In many many cultures it is very absurd in the first place to grab a cow boob and drink whatever comes out. As a kid I disliked the taste of cheese fed to me. In kindergarten I was forced to eat whatever shitty cheese they had. For that I have eternal contempt for a) Cheese b) People Many people tried to sneak cheese in my foods when I was a little, reminding me of that asshole teacher in kindergarten. "Oh joy I'll put this shitty fucking sour fermented matter in viperface food so he'll turn into oblivious normal jesus people like myself" I'm real glad I grew up so people don't try to tell me what to eat anymore. But I'm not so strict about it nowadays, I tolerate cheese in pizzas, burgers and as a spice (real parmesan in a pasta for example). very true! humans are the only kind of "animal" that drinks the biproduct of another animal. sick shit. i cant even drink cow milk anymore, its kinda disgusting. vanilla enriched rice milk on the other hand......... amazing and a lot better for you. lasts longer as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 very true! humans are the only kind of "animal" that drinks the biproduct of another animal. sick shit. i cant even drink cow milk anymore, its kinda disgusting. vanilla enriched rice milk on the other hand......... amazing and a lot better for you. lasts longer as well. GIVE RESPECT TO THE OLD SCHOOL! MILK IS CHILLIN'. WITHOUT THEM, THERE WOULD BE NO VANILLA ENRICHED RICE MILK. AND HUMANS ARE THE ONLY ANIMALS THAT USE CELLPHONES. IT DISGUSTS ME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANGELDUST Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 at least she is a cheap date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Actually some ants farm and milk aphids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a/s/l? Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 She will eat sushi. Start her off with californias, cristal shrimps, godzillas, etc. Do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 i had a girlfriend like this for 2 years. i ended up beating her. we're not together anymore. good job outing yourself for hitting women! douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Sometimes a well-timed fart can be the perfect punchline to a joke. will you marry me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 didn't even read this, but i'm guessing your girl is wack. saw something about cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Is she Irish? We're kinda known for loving bland food. naw...DAO is Irish Tiocfaidh Ar La! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Realism Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 very true! humans are the only kind of "animal" that drinks the biproduct of another animal. sick shit. i cant even drink cow milk anymore, its kinda disgusting. Mosquitos. And fuck all this anti milk talk I've been hearing lately, on and off the oontz. I'm drinking a glass of milk right now. And it's good. Matter of fact, I'm mildly lactose intolerant and it's still good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 First off don't get married...:D Secondly PB and J all day.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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