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Maggie Seaver Syndrome

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For all the immigrants and children of immigrant parents, who didn't get taken out for ice cream for bringing home a C+.

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i had a chinese buddy that was forced to kneel down on uncooked rice.

he later graduated to overturned beer bottle caps.

 

i would get the searing hot spatula pressed to my skin for bringing home less than perfect.

 

and who can forget the dreaded public K-Mart beating?

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Yeah, i use to get beat, ALOT..madukes would get me with spatulas, ironing cords, or the good ol' belt.

 

but I never got beat because of grades, thats on some Asian people shit.

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I'm burmese/australian.

You wouldnt be able to tell by looking at me though.

Me and my brother used to get our asses beat for whatever reason

Grades, behavious, forgetting to put out the trash,

Wooden spoons, belts, open palm (clenced fist once) but the worst was the fucking extension cords.

Those hurt like a son of a bitch...

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I became familiar with the wooden spoon, back scratcher, mama's finger nails, and the iron fist.. and I still got shitty grades

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I'm mad real mad joe jackson.

i'm going to be like joe and have the kids go to the switch tree, break off their own switch to get beat with, and have them bring it to me.

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I'm white as could be, and was beaten pretty savagely my whole life, for everything from grades to forgetting to take out the trash

 

You immigrants don't got a lock on this

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