Abstract Rationality Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 men don't know the proper booty quadrant on which to lay down a proper smack (inner lower, fellas; not upper outside by the waist) FIXED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 ^ HAHA On the spirit of sex hate.... I HATE WHEN GIRLS TRY TO TOUCH MY ASSHOLE WHILE IM FUCKING LIKE IT'S SOMETHING FUN. that's funny. because i hate it when dudes casually mention out of the blue that it'd be pretty cool if i fucked them up the ass with a strap on. don't laugh, it happened to me once after we had been dating on the super casual tip for like a month, and then when i squashed it and dipped to nyc he cried and said he would have moved with me if i asked him to. scariest fucking thing that has ever happened to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nag One Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I hate it when idiots run into my car when I'm slowing down for a school zone and then total it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 that's funny. because i hate it when dudes casually mention out of the blue that it'd be pretty cool if i fucked them up the ass with a strap on. don't laugh, it happened to me once after we had been dating on the super casual tip for like a month, and then when i squashed it and dipped to nyc he cried and said he would have moved with me if i asked him to. scariest fucking thing that has ever happened to me. That is some sick shit. Homo ass nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graflove Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 I hate when when my 4skin rolls over my cock tip. :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getursaladtossd Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 -u accidently swallow toothpaste -you spend alot of money/time on a girl and soon realize it will never work out, -people act hard and talk alot online but in real life they are quiet as fuck. -you eat shrimp and later that days have the shrimp burps.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted June 12, 2009 Author Share Posted June 12, 2009 Damn that's ridiculous, Zeb. You didn't pick up any homo vibes in a month?!! One of the scariest things that happened to me was someone opening the front door while I was banging this shortie in her living room. She lived in one of the worst fucked up wild west neighborhoods in Chi. I could hear shit goin on outside as I was bangin' so that mos def made my shit soft for a second. It ended up being her sister - she closed the door, I finished. So....... - I hate when mf's open the door while you're pumpin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 The following errors occurred when this message was submitted 1. This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts. Please try again in 6 seconds. FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mccheesy Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 - When a girl finishes before you (guy). The fuck is wrong with the universe.. - When you're riding with someone that doesn't know how to fucking drive properly, and think they're a race driver. - When clingly women don't get the hint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E $ Bags Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 When junkies talk about other people being junkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 - Bitches brag about how much dick they've sucked but when they suck yours they are horrible at it. - Poser skaters with Walmart boards. - Rednecks who hangout at the Walmart parking lot. - Rap battles on the streets of the suburbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 don't ever complain about that. wrong sonic is better than no sonic. /new england resident :( this and they advertise that shit EVERY fucking commercial break like we actually got some.. and the nearest one is in turdshitvillesmelllikeassholeindustrialshitpoopland new jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 - Bitches brag about how much dick they've sucked but when they suck yours they are horrible at it. - Poser skaters with Walmart boards. - Rednecks who hangout at the Walmart parking lot. - Rap battles on the streets of the suburbs sounds like somebody's been hanging out at chesterfield town center Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted June 12, 2009 Share Posted June 12, 2009 There's a Taco Bell next to Walmart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knotsone Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 Ihate it that my first kids mom and the chick I'm with now became best freinds and so my chick thinks it's a great fucking idea to talk her into moving into our building, now this bitch needs somethin from us(money,food,a ride, ) every fucking day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 I hate it when I realize there is a bug swimming in my coffee and I get all nervous optimistic like ‘I hope I discovered this bug before I drank out of this cup.’ And then I think: ‘Oh dear. What if I been drinking out this cup with a gnat doing summersaults in my coffee the whole time and didn’t notice? What if I’ve already eaten ten gnats and one of those gnats has some kinda disease I could die from?’ I hate it when you’re sick and you’re around someone you want to look adorable for and when you get to talking snot comes out of your nose. Embarrassing. I hate it when you go to a drive thru and you realize you left your card at home. So you gotta dig through your change purse er drawer (whatever) and come up with 5.50. And then you get a ‘broke beezy’ look from the gentleman at the register. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
led junkie Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 I hate it when my mom makes me brush my teeth with hand cream when she is pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LICKERISH Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 I hate it when I get in at 3AM and my Dad knocks on my apartment door at 8AM screaming, "Donuts!!!" over and over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustofills Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 I hate when the Judge picks up a stack of my flicks in front of the hole court room and says ( QUOTE ) I dont care how good you are. You just cant do it. ( end Quote ) Thats after he looked down at one just stariing at it for at least 30 seconds. Sorry ,,it was a ego boast for me even if iwas in the shit. I imagen he thought,wow this shit is pretty tight.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQUIRREL Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 ^didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50million Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 -good threads get closed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 -M. Night Shyamalamadingdong makes movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustofills Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 ^didn't happen Incorrect. It did happen. But truth be told. I wouldnt beleive it either if it didnt happen to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 -people act hard and talk alot online but in real life they are quiet as fuck. I don't get that. I'm a lot quieter on the internet then I am in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustofills Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 ^^ same^^ The interent is both good and bad. But when it comes to graff on the world wide web, its just bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahberah Posted June 13, 2009 Share Posted June 13, 2009 I hate bumper stickers- all- anykind- if you want to know where I went on vacation ask me- I probably won't tell you- I hate fake cheese on fast food I hate rude people - you don't live on an island assholes- those moving objects around you are called human beings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 i hate newbies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 No left socks! Toe stubage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eaten By Wolves Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 When an idea for a thread gets stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 hot summer days - baby powder = discomfort all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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