Porcelain Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 Agreed. I like to take a shower and calm down before I cuddle. cosigned* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 my girl has to "spoon" me before falling asleep. she's grown dependant on it, and it can be a pain in the ass sometimes. still though, i don't mind. the only problem is she's got a body temperature that one ups the sun. the other night we were busting each others balls all night. so we go to bed, and she cuddles up on me and the heat was on fucking HIGH. so like a tourettes case, i blurt out "get off me you hot bag of shit!" i don't recommend saying that, even if you're joking. it took a lot of ass kissing to get over that one. but i'm down with the cuddle game. falling asleep, and waking up like that is always nice. back sweat is not though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I had one night end with me getting a concussion passed out butt naked on the floor. I miss judged my landing. Ended with an a trip to the ER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. and she got mad at that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 i'm a fan of the cuddle till she falls asleep pushing away and sleeping on my own side of the bed... yet somehow in the morning i still wake up with her laying on me, its still nice that way i didnt sleep the whole night sweating my ass off with her ontop of me and my arm numb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. and she got mad at that? she gave me the "i'm mad guilt trip." she likes to threaten me by saying "i'm going to put my finger in your ass when you're asleep." so she pulled that one on me, we laughed, and then we went to bed. i'm actually lucky to have the relationship i have. but i'm telling you, if she ever fingers my butt --i'm going to need serious counseling. she's laotion, and she grew up doing those crazy fingered folk dances. so her shit bends and pops all crazy. that scares the hell out of me and my sleeping butthole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I think it would be WAYYYYYYY worse on her part to experience the inside of a man canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 especially mine. she'll get bitten by the peanut monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 amateurs. STFU NOOB!!!!! what you know hoe? on a side note. i finished with my lady. im glad its over, she gets straight up stupid sometimes (during) and as always, i have girl sauce on the bottom of my shirt. but i love how the female orgasm makes a bitch stop trippin. she was all bummin cause im leaving early tonight to paint. now shes all "have fun!" rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 13yrs sex on tap - 1yr drunken random sex - 3yrs sex on tap - rapidly approaching 100 day sexless, shyte......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 yo earl i feel you on the finger in teh butt thing. my lady fucks around like that all the time. i hate that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 i was talking to a guy at work who just crossed 4 years of no sex. its not from lack of effort either. not a surprise, dudes a piece of shit in just about every way, but 4 years?? goddamn. a couple months is a motherfucker. 4 years?!!!!! fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 4 years and i'd be fucking hookers... thats a long time, i freak out cause i only see my girl every other weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLSE Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 haha this has happened to me. good times no doubt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 4 years and i'd be fucking hookers... thats a long time, i freak out cause i only see my girl every other weekend Thats the thing, dude probably didnt go lower. Ive seen some NASTY bitches with kids, thinking how in the fuck could someone get down with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 4 years? i start hallucinating after 4 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 i just got dne fucking for like 12 hrs straight my dick feels like hamburger cverd with glass and lemon juice knees buckling from a nut? no, but one time i came so hard my belt buckled. as for cudling, i like using titties for a pillow. its orthapedic or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 No but I have had like sore legs from blue balls. And fucked my ex in the shower until she passed out from the heat. that took me a while to live down as she goes 'I feel dizzy' then she fell and i didn't catch her. I thought she was playing around, guess I was wrong haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 ive busted a nut so good it made me go deaf in both ears for like a minute or two.... true story. (i read up on it on-line.....its a true condition...google: "ear popping orgasm") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 oh shit. thats happened to me before. but not for that long. i swear. shits crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 yup...its because of this... The ear popping is due to excessive dopamine-adrenalin conversion during orgasm while your tissue and nerves in and around your ear lack relaxin/elastin Prostaglandin—which is needed to withhold the orgasmic contraction due to a sequence of adrenalin surges during or after orgasm. Your auditory nerve is suddenly compressed by the tissue contraction and suffers from the interruption of nutritional supply due to a sudden contraction of the arteries. This results in nervous numbness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 basically the same reason why sometimes i can feel my toes when i bust a nut too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Sometimes I bust nuts that feel like I'm doing whipits. Like the whole "wawawawawawawawawa" sound effects and full body tingling and shit. I used to have it down to a science to nut like that every time, but these days it's hit or miss. Anybody else get that shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 i dont think you can walk it off with buckled knees. Not to mention the fact that walking is the last thing that comes to mind after busting a good nut. I usually just nod out for a minute after a really good nut. Like a junkie who just shot up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted March 19, 2008 Author Share Posted March 19, 2008 fuck walking after a good knee buckling nut i lay my ass down a light a cigarette and go back to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep sllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 amateurs. NO SHE DIDN'T!!! LMAO! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 I bust a nut one time and had the knee buckling and what felt like an explosion in my head was mad, I thought I burst a blood vessel in my brain or something, had the shakes after but damn it was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Taking baths with women is one of the best things in the world. Provided the bath is quite big and she is quite small. Oh the joys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 Sometimes I bust nuts that feel like I'm doing whipits. Like the whole "wawawawawawawawawa" sound effects and full body tingling and shit. Anybody else get that shit? yeah, this is similar to what i was explaining earlier. i'll usually close my eyes, and it's as if i can see nerve endings in my eyes going off. does that make sense? try it next time. it's almost like little flashes, or patterns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 ive busted a nut so fat that my ballx hurt after a while. i didnt really enjoyed it. i think it was because i was holding it in for too long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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