DA KID MERO Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 BONING CHICKS FROM YOUR JOB IS A BAD IDEA, RIGHT? YOU NIGGAS GOT 3 MINUTES TO CONVINCE ME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Convince you of what, that you're actually gay???!! GET UP TO YOUR NUTS IN GUTS BRO!!!! Don't forget to take compromising pictures that could come in handy later for workplace blackmailing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 fuck now pay later.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 smash and dash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 my brother is all about picking up broads he works with and it always ends up the same way BAD don't dip your pen into company ink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 smash and dash ^co-signed... just DONT GET CAUGHT UP.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 if the ass is good then basically you could bang everyday after work if the ass is bad then basically you will regret seeing her everyday during work. but eventually things will go sour and youll still have to see her at work. which is too much drama for me unless you tell everyone about it and she quits out of embarassment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 NAAAAH NIGGA DONT DOIT! DONT! I JUST GOT OUT OF THAT SITUATION cause if somtn bad happens...awkward times at work. and i mean you dont have to do anything bad...she could just totally flip the script on your ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 I called a Korean girl I worked with a "giant headed zit factory". She talked like a puuuuure Jewish rich girl. Korean. That might have been one of the reasons I got fired. She probably talked some shit to the boss. I wouldn't wanna smash a co-worker, but if she's got all them womanly features I can't resist, then, shucks, I can't resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 THATS WHAT IM SAYING, IM IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER FOR THE LONG HAUL B, ITS THE FIRST LEGIT JOB I HAD WHERE I GET MY CHECK AND IM LIKE "HOLLA!" INSTEAD OF "THE FUCK? WHY AM I NOT SELLING CRILLZ FULLTIME?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 29, 2008 Author Share Posted February 29, 2008 BUT YO THIS BITCH ASS LOOK LIKE TWO GRAPEFRUITS SITTIN NEXT TO EACHOTHER UNDER A DURAG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Up to your nuts in guts. Get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 sit and wait on it. she'll probably quit or get fired. then smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 fuckin with her is a terrible idea especially if you like your job its like you were saying the other day about there being 4 million girls in NY anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 THATS WHAT IM SAYING, IM IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER FOR THE LONG HAUL B, ITS THE FIRST LEGIT JOB I HAD WHERE I GET MY CHECK AND IM LIKE "HOLLA!" INSTEAD OF "THE FUCK? WHY AM I NOT SELLING CRILLZ FULLTIME?" yeah fuck that shit fool! hahaha dont worry aboutt the skeezer cause yeah you could smash it would be dope cause she has huge titts....buuuut when those things stop i swear its going to be awkward as fuck at work just because she will prolly be a girl about it and stop talkn to you and all this shit...and then you will think man i should get a new job im tired of seeing this bitch...then fuck that....that bitch can get the new job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 i picked up an arabian hottie at one of my old jobs. she was 28 i was 22. she bought me things and took me places. it was sweet. she had big ole jugs too. we were in different departments so it wasn't too bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 i picked up an arabian hottie at one of my old jobs. she was 28 i was 22. she bought me things and took me places. it was sweet. she had big ole jugs too. we were in different departments so it wasn't too bad. yeah diff departments not that bad...shit even different sections of the floor would be bad ass...but if you sit next...or in the same row as her...BAD IDEA . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 BUT YO THIS BITCH ASS LOOK LIKE TWO GRAPEFRUITS SITTIN NEXT TO EACHOTHER UNDER A DURAG. awwww shit homie if its like that why even question it?? smash that bitch in the bathroom... "pics or it didnt happen" haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 There's very little that feels better than a blow job from your boss son. I say HULK SMASH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahleediddy Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 from your boss's son? ahh hell naw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 PICS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 pics and smash, do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 ^Co-signed!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 SMASH!!! :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 you just gotta be able to smash and show up for work tomorrow like nothin happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 Why is it soooooo fuckin easy to pick up girls you work with? Like not even fair easy? Anyways, the only girl I've ever seriously got involved with that I worked with I ended up dating for 2 years. I mean don't get me wrong it definately fucked shit up...anytime we fought shit would be mad awkward at work and it would make everyone uncomfortable as fuck. Eventually she ended up having to quit and I ended up getting fired all because of our relationship, but we still stayed together for another year after that Oh yeah, it was the single most amazing piece of pussy I've ever had in my life....I'm sure this post has managed to solve absolutely nothing for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 ayebee JBC's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 mero, if your game is tight, you will smash with flying colors and be able to get that promo at the job at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 my ex-girlfriend and i were together for 4 years, about a year of which was spent working together, then we broke up and continued working together. it was very odd. created a lot of strange situations following the breakup. still, go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted February 29, 2008 Share Posted February 29, 2008 ayebee JBC's... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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