mn1_fuckos Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 fuck it just give the shit back u got nothing to lose but you might gain something out of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Alright, So the other day my friends had a concert at like 3 in the afternoon, so naturally me and a couple buddies had a bit to drink before we went. We all went to the show pretty hammered and with nothing to do after we decided to take a drive over to the lake at the Northwestern University's campus. So we're chillen outside of my car having a square and being rowdy and what have you, when all of a sudden some guy shows up. He asks us if we'd been there a while. Being the most drunk out of my friends, I spoke up first. Yeah, I said we have. He says, well, I found this iPhone, does it belong to any of you. So without even thinking(most likely cuz I was drunk and when I'm drunk I turn into a theif of sorts), I start patting myself down and looking around frantically. Then I exclaim, "Oh, shit!" I then ask dude if I can take a look at the phone. He hands it to me. I then say, "Oh my god thank you so much!" and without a second glance he walks away. Upon inspecting the phone and it's contents I have concluded that it belongs to some kid at Northwestern who is most likely on a semester abroad from spain or some shit. I get a text on the phone that says, "If you find this mobile phone I will give u a great reward!" So herein lies the dilema. Do I keep this BRAND new iphone or do I give this poor kid his phone back and collecct this "great reward?" I'm at a loss, so I was wondering what all of you think I should do......... So basically your options are: 1) Give it back and probably collect a reward (that you don't really deserve, but I'm sure could use.) 2) Keep it and wait till the cops track it's signal and lock you up for stealing it. 3) get rid of it. Don't be a retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 I talked to my friend who works at the apple store and he said theres no way to trace it......Where's casek, he'll know what to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I once lost my wallet skating back in the day when I used to sag my pants a little too hard. Some dude found it and found my girls buisiness card and called her to ask if she knew me. She set it up for me to meet up with dude and get my wallet back. I was more psyched about getting my SS card and ID and phone numbers (before cell-phones) and shit back than I was about the money. I offered dude a 20 spot and he wouldn't even take it. I hope that guy ended up winning the lottery or at least got to bang a hot chick that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 ive lost some good shit and it sucks to not have em back, if i was you, id return the shit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 TITS OR GET OUT!!! oh wait, sorry. yeah, give the dude his phone back. i'm a big fan of karma. plus, i bet the dude will be so fucking thankful, you'll get some cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 give it back hoss. not that you will get caught but isn't anything that costs $500 or more grand theft? YOU'RE A FELON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 give it back... cause theres this thing called karma.... and its a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 i'd call the number that texted you, and explain how you got the phone. tell them you saw the text and decided to call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 give it back for the reward. fuck it. unless your into electronics and shit like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 mail it to me. i haz great reward for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 It's interesting to look at how many of u believe in karma.....I think it's bullshit.....just like heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 give it back altho i voted for take it without reading your post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 It's interesting to look at how many of u believe in karma.....I think it's bullshit.....just like heaven Then why is the name of your thread "moral dilema"? And why are you even hesitant about what to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I'll put it another way. When a girl I'm dating starts telling me that she's starting to have second thoughts about hanging out with me, I assume that the relationship is over and get bummed so I can get that part of the process out of the way ASAP. This usually entails a lot of drinking/drug use/avoidance....which 99% of the time resorts in backpedaling on her end. I then tell them that I know that they have already made up their minds, and that it's impossible to put the genie back in the bottle...and my ignoring them and binging is actually a lot healthier than me being some lame stalker fag, and isn't a ploy to get them to come back, but my way of forgetting that they ever existed. In other words, you already know what you're going to do, and all the talking to us about it isn't going to make a difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivouno Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 true story.... My chick lost wallet last week with ALL her cash in it,some freshman dude finds it at school and returns it cash and all...chick goes shopping yesterday finds a ladies wallet..(picture of a little girl inside walllet with my chicks name on it!!)we get ahold of the lady and return it...give it back to the dude,you might lose something alot more important than an iphone and you will want someone to give it back.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 I'll put it another way. When a girl I'm dating starts telling me that she's starting to have second thoughts about hanging out with me, I assume that the relationship is over and get bummed so I can get that part of the process out of the way ASAP. This usually entails a lot of drinking/drug use/avoidance....which 99% of the time resorts in backpedaling on her end. I then tell them that I know that they have already made up their minds, and that it's impossible to put the genie back in the bottle...and my ignoring them and binging is actually a lot healthier than me being some lame stalker fag, and isn't a ploy to get them to come back, but my way of forgetting that they ever existed. In other words, you already know what you're going to do, and all the talking to us about it isn't going to make a difference. I seriously don't know what I'm gonna do.....spectr made me a pretty good deal though:cool: and DAO, how do u not understand how this is a moral dilema, karma plays into the dilema but if I don't believe in it then it's a matter of morality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I would give it back and not worry about the reward. Unless it was something totally amazing such as a time portal or a mini-fainter goat. But that is because I am a nice person. And have no use for a phone. Positive thoughts lead to positive actions lead to positive rewards. Do good things for people and you feel good. And usually good things end up happening to you. At least, that is how it works in my life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 and DAO, how do u not understand how this is a moral dilema, karma plays into the dilema but if I don't believe in it then it's a matter of morality Do you seriously not see your contradiction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Of course I want the iphone, but everytime I think of keeping it I think of the guy who tried to return it, only to be bamboozled by some drunk kid. He tried to return it. Which makes me wonder why I couldn't be a good person like him...... Give it back Sudds.....All joking aside, Now is a good time to start being that good person you want to be. Trust me, you'll see more rewards than whatever that dude was going to give you. edited to say...karma is real. Call it what you want....but if you put out positive things, positive things come back to you and vice versa. It's tried and tested. it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I would give it back and not worry about the reward. Unless it was something totally amazing such as a time portal or a mini-fainter goat. But that is because I am a nice person. And have no use for a phone. Positive thoughts lead to positive actions lead to positive rewards. Do good things for people and you feel good. And usually good things end up happening to you. At least, that is how it works in my life. Couldn't have said it better :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 suds, you sound like a wish washey fag.. id give it back because dude is probably much cooler than you and will get some prime ass due to his cool phone, whereas you would just impress your grandma. anyways good luck and i hope your mother gets run over by a garbage truck. go crawl back into the shithole you came from, you crumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 suds, you sound like a wish washey fag.. id give it back because dude is probably much cooler than you and will get some prime ass due to his cool phone, whereas you would just impress your grandma. anyways good luck and i hope your mother gets run over by a garbage truck. OH SNAP THE GAY NIGGER IS AMONG US!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 Inquire as to what the reward is if it isn't as good as the phone fuck it although morality may come into play do whatever the fuck you want really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVAK Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 break it.. then mail it to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 finders keepers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 i dont believe in karma. i believe in not being a piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I've given back A digital camera that got left behind by a drunk girl and what have you, but this is unique. A kid whose parents sent him over here and bought him an iPhone really doesn't start out in my block of people who deserve sympathy. I'm in the 'find out what the reward is' camp to give him a chance though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 you got an i phone what reward would top that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the dark horse Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 man, give that shit back. just because having an iphone makes you kind of a fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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