Tyler Durden Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 currently, my girlfriend is not pleased with me because i haven't been in the mood to fuck. whatever, sorry that sometimes all i want to do is paint/sleep. she says it's making her feel incredibly unattractive. sorry? i don't know what to tell you. i just don't want to fuck right now. ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 ^ I hear that Sometimes I'm tired and just want to sleep, doesn't mean I don't think your hot anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrime Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 currently, my girlfriend is not pleased with me because i haven't been in the mood to fuck. whatever, sorry that sometimes all i want to do is paint/sleep. she says it's making her feel incredibly unattractive. sorry? i don't know what to tell you. i just don't want to fuck right now. ugh. just tell her you're a homo. hey, sometimes the truth hurts. (lurkin'.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoes Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Cutted the fuck up my 3rd real doll in 6 months Still have all the parts of Laura & Monique (first two) but they're a complete mess Apparently, it's too much to ask for to have em filled up with any kind of blood These broads are expensive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 this asian chick from nyc that i talk to on myspace is gonna fly out to meet me in a couple weeks. that's about it. /hos booking flights for dick 2008 YOU SMELL ME?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 so youre gay now? Apparently so. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=123181 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANALPUDDING Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 chasing, being chased. trying to re-debt this one bitch. seeing if i can get some smashies out of this complicated situation wit this other one. its annoying. but fun to be immersed deep into a social network.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffie crave 7 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Apparently so. http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=123181 hahahahahahaahaha with money comes women after your money. so just focus on money and yourself. now thats if you just want a few jumpoffs here and there. as for looking for the wife type thats a whole diffrent game. thats sorta what i ment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffie crave 7 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 ''you can never lose any women chaseing money...but you can lose alot of money chaseing women.'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisfatrocksUPS Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 my ex pulled a gun on me cause she caught me cheatin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This is my name Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 so my girl gets G'd at the bar(GHB.). She doesn't pass out. she gets violent. i try to take her home to pass out. nope. bitch starts swingin while i'm driving. i stop the car. walk the last block home. she locks the keys in the car. then gives some dude $100 to take her a block because she "doesn't know where she is". i answer the door to a bucket of fucking tears. she gets violent again. cops come. she tells them to get fucked. they wait outside. she pulls a knife out of my kitchen drawer. i disarm her. i then manually eject her from my spot. cops meet her at the door. she proceeds to murk one of them and kick one in the balls. she gets hogtied. she plays the crazy card. they take her to the funny house for a night. no charges. just pure entertainment. so there. That tops off pretty much everything else in this topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Im in higschool. There are no "women" per say. Girls, none the less. But not any issues. So, fail. On my part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kruked_One Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Hairy girl ass?lol whatever your into man...ahaa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Just broke up with a girl after like, 11 days. Cheated on her twice. I can't stand trusting girls especially after getting 2 of them to cheat on their boyfriends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 my current girlfriend of almost 7 months is going through a bunch of shit. Her dad is going to jail her mom got cancer a bunch of drama at school......I duno a whole bunch of shit that shes going through. Then she gets mad at me cause I was too fucked up to take her to some lame movie and now shes saying that we might as well be friends with benefits cuz all we do is fuck. She lives a good half hour drive away and with school we only get to chill once a week......so of course I wanna just fuck her as soon as I see her! I honestly do have feelings for her, but I guess I could see how she thinks that I just want to fuck her. I duno the whole thing is getting a little out of hand and Im think about just letting old girl go. but then I realize that this is a steady flow of pussy and I might as well keep taking advantage of it........fuck man, I duno what to do with this crazy bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Thats reason # 1 for being single ive been in situations that are not my doing on purpose but when someone is in your bed and there boyfriend is calling and they are like dont worry i love you. WTF! Then turn around and act like its normal. Hilarious #1 reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 ''you can never lose any women chaseing money...but you can lose alot of money chaseing women.''fuck I dunno how you think you can make money you can't even spell chasing right dipshit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 goin to see the lady on friday... ganna smash drink and smash some more. pretty much sums up my plans for the entire weekend. life is pretty okay right now, other than the fact that i'm dead broke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 i got 99 problems and a bitch aint one ok im lonely :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffie crave 7 Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 fuck I dunno how you think you can make money you can't even spell chasing right dipshit ...;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Hairy girl ass?lol whatever your into man...ahaa ha, I was waiting for someone to notice that. http://12oz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=123167 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I'm durnk and I really miss my ex alot I tried callin her, no luck This happens fro time to time :-/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 the drunk dial. my fav past time. im crazy fucked up right now myself. drank like 5 -5050's. captn morgan. legs up. belllleeeeeeb dat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obsolescent Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 isn't there already a thread for this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 the drunk dial. Yeahhh...every ocne in awhile I get drunk and emotional and start missing the fuckin piece of shit, so i'llc all her and tell ehr how much i love her and wish shit could just go bakc to how it was blah blah At leats tonight I'm not compeletly rtrahsed and had th common sense to block my number and then not leave a ramblign message when she didn't answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enigmatic Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 i got 99 problems and a bitch aint one ok im lonely :( Dont feel down homie. I have no idea WHAT the fuck just happened. Now im supposed to meet this girl for a date. WHAT THE FUCKKK!!!! I havent had a first date in 2 years. Like i said im in highschool. Im sort of freaked out. I have NO idea what i should be doing. Fuckkkk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 i got 99 problems and a bitch aint one ok im lonely :( dont get lonely cause all you need to know is a little simple math and you'll feel better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 serious just got back from a real nice skate trying to relax with my c45 but I can't cuz I'm getting the evil eye and that "you don't want to have sex with me, I'm ugly" thing is bullshit, bitch fuck, I just skated all the way to fucking Timbuktu and back I wants to be sleepin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 and or reading cooking foods or oontzing damn. I need to get my own place again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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