deterrent Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Sharted. After lunch at a new Panda Express, work-mate and I went to Borders to grab new calendars. I sharted in the isle and rushed my self STAT to the bathroom to remedy the situation. Now back at the office, I feel like everyone nows what went down. My buttox feels as though there is ghost poop on it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 that sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 your day is gonna go by really slowly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 yeah its ONLY! 11:42am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 in the backayrd smokin' a bowl..nice day outside. and i know about the Panda Express BG's...can be crucial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Oh Damn. Last time I did this, I was 16 and a block away from my house. I was running from school trying to make it home to poop. I failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Asking a store worker where the bathroom is while poop seeps out of your butt sucks. More than likely they could smell my dirty secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 It's 1:45 where I'm sitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 oh. well you have less time ahead of you. thats a good thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Thanksgiving night, i ate a ton then went out to drink with my friends. I farted while peeing and yeah i sharted. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 i almost shit my pants on monday, watery shits that are hard to hold in made some girl drive me home half way through a blunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 fuck. i hate having to take a shit away from home. a lot of the time i hold it untill i get home. and it gets watery by then. its nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PEDRO NAVAJA Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 should have kept that butthole tight..... that sucks tho... panda express aint no joke.... its happend to me before while waiting on the train. i pulled my pants down... did my thing..fortunatley i was the only one on the platform.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 deterrent has a loose butthole. and apparently bojangles too....eww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 I have personal stories relating to this topic. But I save those for party time situations. Ice breakers. It lets strangers know where I am coming from. And lets dudes know I am not trying to be the woman they want me to be. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Ive never crapped my pants but ive come close. At work I could feel somthing horrible brewing in my bowls all day. Finally I felt I couldnt hold it and speed walked to the bathroom, pulled down my drawers and before my cheeks touched the seat it sounded like a hand grenade went off in the toilet seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 COLON BLOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+om+om Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 what are y'all like 5 years old?? who the hell shits their pants besides totally whacked out schizo war vet bums who do it on purpose? and what kind of poison do you eat that makes your shit "watery" on an even semi-regular basis? that shit's megagross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 CHANNEL ZERO General off-topic discussion. Casual conversation and humor. Active Users: 171 i think you may have forgotten where you were Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Damn Deterrent thats sucks ass should have ate some steak or something to plug up your hole ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 My father used to call me all the time to tell me he sharted. Been there, done it, and I hope I never get a fluid fart again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Who the hell types in yellahar? WHAT ARE YOU CHICKEN BOYEEE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Ha! Fuckin' Panda meat...I knew that shit was Ling-linglicious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr808 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Sharted. totally didnt expect that. i did that one time at the office i was so fucking nervous someone was gonna find my shitty draws in the garbage..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 "there's a puddin' stain on her back" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 I ate a 3 lb. burrito yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 My problem has been that the last 5 meals I've eaten have been Thai or Chinese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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