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deterrent

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Sharted.

 

After lunch at a new Panda Express, work-mate and I went to Borders to grab

new calendars. I sharted in the isle and rushed my self STAT to the bathroom

to remedy the situation. Now back at the office, I feel like everyone nows what

went down. My buttox feels as though there is ghost poop on it.

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Oh Damn.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Last time I did this, I was 16 and a block away from my house. I was running from school trying to make it home to poop.

 

 

 

 

 

I failed.

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Asking a store worker where the bathroom is while poop seeps out of your butt sucks.

More than likely they could smell my dirty secret.

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Thanksgiving night, i ate a ton then went out to drink with my friends.

 

 

I farted while peeing and yeah i sharted. lol

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fuck. i hate having to take a shit away from home.

 

a lot of the time i hold it untill i get home.

and it gets watery by then. its nasty

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should have kept that butthole tight.....

that sucks tho...

panda express aint no joke....

 

its happend to me before while waiting on the train. i pulled my pants down... did my thing..fortunatley i was the only one on the platform....

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deterrent has a loose butthole.

 

and apparently bojangles too....eww.

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I have personal stories relating to this topic.

But I save those for party time situations.

Ice breakers.

It lets strangers know where I am coming from.

And lets dudes know I am not trying to be the woman they want me to be.

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Ive never crapped my pants but ive come close. At work I could feel somthing horrible brewing in my bowls all day. Finally I felt I couldnt hold it and speed walked to the bathroom, pulled down my drawers and before my cheeks touched the seat it sounded like a hand grenade went off in the toilet seat.

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what are y'all like 5 years old??

who the hell shits their pants besides totally whacked out schizo war vet bums who do it on purpose?

and what kind of poison do you eat that makes your shit "watery" on an even semi-regular basis?

that shit's megagross.

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i think you may have forgotten where you were

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My father used to call me all the time to tell me he sharted.

 

Been there, done it, and I hope I never get a fluid fart again...

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