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now i remember, there's a few: eatso dawood justin timberlake

drunken asshole oner and that other dude who's on his nuts all the time. i can't remember his name.

how could i ever forget meet DJ Jubilee: watch the whole thing. i rarely laugh out loud at stuff i see on video, but this does it for me. this is the guy who's to be held responsible for starting the hilarious phenomenon of sissy (tranny) rappers in this retarded city. he did so by signing "katey red" (see "Y2Katey Da Millenium Sissy above). laughs galore. he is also a special ed substitute teacher at a local high school.

best fred in very rong time.

your brain is still 6. get that checked out ASAP.

and that's 'interesting' how?

hollerback: not funny cause i wasn't "joking."

Re: DAO has moisturizer next to his bed. uhmmm...drunken asshole oner?

Re: DAO has moisturizer next to his bed. i just noticed this. def. should have aborted. he doesn't stand a chance.

false. the person below me is overweight.

^and now yer brainz has a big dent in it.

Re: Channel 0 Contest Brainstorming it's like DAO is on a crusade to make sure that all of 12oz understands that he is in fact an asshole, and the handle isn't a joke.

Re: Channel 0 Contest Brainstorming i just figured out that you aren't. regardless, shame on you for tryna crash catface's party.

Re: Channel 0 Contest Brainstorming wait, are you a girl? if you are, don't fucking tell us that shit. shame on you, bitch.

hahaha. i said the guy giving the bump was my former roomie, not the fatty girl, dumbass. i'd never live in an upstairs apartment with someone that huge. the floors would cave in & i'd lose my deposit.

Re: Channel 0 Contest Brainstorming ITS JUST AN EXAMPLE OKAY. by the way, are any of the old school ladies still around? dlush, dee, etc? i tend to stay pretty oblivious on here.

Re: Channel 0 Contest Brainstorming ^sounds like an online dating profile (boring). i liked catface's story idea. it could be like, a day in the life. in pictures. a day in the life of a girl who stays at home wearing lingerie all day. for example -catface wakes up (in sexy underwearz) -catface makes bed (in sexy underwearz), bending over to make sure sheets are properly tucked. -catface goes to kitchen & makes pancakes for breakfast (in sexy underwearz) -oopsy, catface drizzled syzurp on her tittahs! what's she gonna do? ooh she'll lick it off ever so sensually (in sexy underwearz).

my parents don't pay for it. it's free for them, free for me. it's like, an added bonus if you will. i don't know how many ways i have to explain it. y'all are a lost cause in the reading comprehention department, for real.

peep godzilla blind people remote just left of queen lard. if that's not some fry-tard shit i don't know what is.

on a lighter note, you know the party's nearing an end when you wake up on a tuesday to find roomie feeding Jabba her breakfast on the couch before sending her home to tend to her children. skinny baw onna fat guh do watcha do

^drugs.

obviously, they already have started dying. which is why i packed up shop and bounced. good thing i don't go ON THE INTERNET to find a shoulder to "cry on," or give a shit what asshole comments complete strangers make.

and MOE, disregard those props i shouldn't have given you.

i do consider addiction a disease, actually, just like i consider ADHD one. in fact, both run in my family, and i'm currently watching several old friends' minds deteriorate from rampant ecstasy, acid, alcohol & benzo abuse. this past fall i got to go to the funeral of a younger friend (18, a fuckin child) who hanged himself shortly after graduating from E & pharms to H. according to his sister (14), he realized early on that he was already beyond hooked (or assumed at leas) and decided to end things before he caused his family any more grief. i've also got an addictive personallity, which i think is why i ended up that circle of friends, and why i spent about a year (a pretty short span, fortunately) teetering on the edge of developing a serious habit right along with them. thankfully, i was able to slow down considerably before "adult responsibilities" really became crucial, and i re-prioritized before it was too late. sooo you jumped to conclusions about me, i did the same about you & your friends. blah blah whoopty woop. deal with it.

yeah, i'm a year behind from a major change (as in, hours were taken, but went to waste), not cause i took time off. as long as you take 12 hours every semester, which i did, you're good. don't post penises, fag.