Tear1personality Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 damn, your lucky you even made it to the throne. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 i was going to get panda express today considering how they opened one up not to far from here. i dont think thats happeneing anymore haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Woah, woah, woah, don't let this stop you. I'll still Panda it again, and every gotdamn time think of it. It's not like the shart touched cloth, I clenched in enough time. Had it soiled my pants, I'd be signing a differnt tune, perhaps one in a BROWN NOTE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 haha. what can brown do for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 this thread makes me want to take a shit brb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 I ate a 3 lb. burrito yesterday i inhaled a macho combo burrito last night and this was after many many beers then i had a few more beers. If i would have farted it could have been bad real bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Sons, I'm off to take a shit right now, I'll let you all know when I get back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 what are y'all like 5 years old?? who the hell shits their pants besides totally whacked out schizo war vet bums who do it on purpose? and what kind of poison do you eat that makes your shit "watery" on an even semi-regular basis? that shit's megagross. this young buck coming in thinking he can just have colored posts off the bat and shit. nigga, you gotta pay your dues in the CH0 before you can talk any which way to niggas in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 CORN FEED SHARTED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Hahaha, hilarious. There's no remedy to the situation tho. How'd you get around it? You can't, you're fucked, destined to have a bad day/night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 haha this reminds me of a story i like to tell about laying on the couch at my buddies house after smoking for hours and i farted and sat there for half an hour trying to determine whether or not i had in fact shit my pants. haha. i didn't but still i would have been even more impressed with the quality of the buds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 "sharted" hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Plug me up, Plug me up YO, Fittin' ta fixx my shits To the fields I gots to splitz Cuz a Corn-cob will slove the prob. GOLDEN KERNALS! If you know what I mean It attacks the fermented Thai black bean that lay in my bowels, steady sitting on towels Got to hide this steanch, find a cork and a wrench Plug me up, Plug me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 golden pellets for days king of the cob type status wilted greens i got the cure spiting kernels off the ear throw your husk up we grinding butter that shit keeps it sliding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 i was reading that story and i thought something completely different was going to happen i didnt see the shart coming at all poor you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Ha! You niggas said theres no remidy to pooping pee, HA! Heres a tip for you from me, with a streams to shit gauranty. So you got super-duper sloppy with that plate of sloppy joes, told your lady "stick your foot in manwich let me lick it off your toes" Now it's half past midnight, thinking you'll shit the sheets Yo GRAB the MIC Mr.Marker-son and finish it up.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fun haver Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 rap star! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I'm hot like 106 degrees in the summer, droppin wet dookies in my drop top Hummer, now i dont wanna stop but it's as thick as snot, bummer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 haha- thinking yous bout to sharted dem sheets no shit you moron, that was RAW meat now you look'n green like that husk holden the pee-pee bowl not to mention your monster ass hoe is still eat'n joe my beer is on the low so i must stop this shit step out back, smoke a smoke, then refresh this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Nice work rhyming shit with shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 shit with shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Basegow Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I DRANK A BOTTLE OF THAT BEER GULDEN DRAAK LAST NIGHT AND MY STOMACH WAS TOTALLY FUCKED UP THIS MORNING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted January 12, 2008 Author Share Posted January 12, 2008 UNTZ UNTZ FRESH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 what are y'all like 5 years old?? who the hell shits their pants besides totally whacked out schizo war vet bums who do it on purpose? and what kind of poison do you eat that makes your shit "watery" on an even semi-regular basis? that shit's megagross. you're just afraid to admit that one time you sharted. dont be scurred, we wont tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 everyone sharts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 MANPON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 this is why i have never eaten at a panda express. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 That place is so horrid. I really can't believe anyone eats there more than once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 co-signed. id rather eat the chinese food at the local supermarket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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