eatso Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 yes yes it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 did you read it all? dear lord that's amazing I lost track have way through the actual conversation... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 im high and when im high i have quite the attention span. yes i did read it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 update: so tomorrow im going to talk to my girl when she gets out of school to prevent her from gettin her ass whooped for acting like a stupid ass... her friend just asked her what was with her friday, when we went on our "break" and she replied with "u told my bf to go on a break with me!!!" and had been givin mad attitude towards her and other people... which is stupid cause if she didnt wanna go on a break in the first place she should of said a damn thing or decided to go on one... all of this is just a big misunderstanding really and shit is getting taken way out of context and im bout to slap the shit out of everyone.... and on that note im going to roll this blunt real quick to calm my nerves.... man, I don't think I'm alone when I say this but .... shut the fuck up. you're 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurfin' Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 so picked her up from her friends house the other night and they were at this girls house drinking and being dumb drunk cunts and i guess they got a hold of one of the crayoloa markers and were wrting all over eachother with it. so we get back to my house and i pass the fuck out then when i wake up shes in the bathroom. and i look at my sheets and theres a huge purple smudge on my sheets from that damn pen. so i made her lick it off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 You guys need to find new girls. If you have almost 11 pages of fuckin gripes, let that motherfuckin bitch go. Go out and find a gangster ass slut that wants to see you succeed in everything you do and will do anything to make sure you achieve that even if it means leaving you alone for a few days so you can handle business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRealness Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 dang.....as you get older the booty call list gets shorter and shorter each year..they're riding with someone else, maybe even riding with you.....since im always right and i like to blame people, i blame it on my ex girlfriend..i was with her for a year and was used to sex and blowjobs whenever i wanted, got lots of free gear paid for all our expensive dinners etc. This broad was ultra hott.. to the point where if you were my best friend you'd try to hook up with her type shit or maybe even think she'd hook up with you subconsciously.bitch try'ed to hav e my kid and sucker me into marrage? i had to break out of that soon. im only 24 cuhh?wtf but shit am i the only one that is never satisfied? like nomatter all of the buttering you'd want something better or more than one? like a oldschool mormon having more than one wife? point is i live in hawaii if anyone has been here theres probably the most hottest girls here and yes i have hulk smashed mega permiscuously growing up. i agree with my homie "the girls in the states are pretty but the hawaii girls are hott" yeah i'd put all my chips on that. but shit man my suave was'nt crisp like before. i was about to holler at these two above average white tourist looking broads but i choked before i could even speak.see? well i was spoiled and shit it was a tuesday night the fuck goes on in a tuesday night in hawaii? all there were was groups of white people honkey dudes with white chicks and them average white broads. personally i like half white half asian girls or dark skinned white girls. sorry im all stoned downing from my drunkness eating a fat local platelunch and i decided to bitch aboiut my ex girl cause this was all linked torwards her. blehh:mexican: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 hawaii sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Whooo....after reading that post I stopped and said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Oh good lord. I thought about posting something, but all in all...I've got 99 problems, and a bitch is every single one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 my girl just gave me a key to her place. hahaha! fool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Thats better than you giving her a key to your place. Props. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerkherder1 Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 /unfortunatecosignedge^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 This place is fucking hilarious....yo ilb should I bang this chick to secure free building materials for my biz?She squirts, I'm almost sure I'm married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
system tyrant Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 every tried oxycontin? that shit will make the pain go away for all you pussies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 every tried oxycontin? that shit will make the pain go away for all you pussies Yeah. I was strung out on OC's for two years. Then I started doing heroin to get off the OC's. Then I started doing speed to get off the heroin. Now I just drink. I think I might be an alcoholic, but I'm not sure...no, wait, I am. Any more inane statements, Krylon guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 I don't even think it's possible to kill anything with Krylon? Unless you're attempting to drown yourself in it. I think I'm on the fast track to alcoholic-town as well. I'm getting wasted at 6am. Yessss. Pertinent because my girlfriend also just gave me keys to her apartment. So I get done painting and I'm sitting at the foot of her bed drinking and staring at her intermittently whilst I type this. Sleep well, gentle one. I could be holding a knife to you right now and you'd never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 This place is fucking hilarious....yo ilb should I bang this chick to secure free building materials for my biz?She squirts, I'm almost sure I'm married. shouldnt even be a question unless she looks like the witch from the sword in the stone. smash+free shit+messy bitch = wait, i cant even do an equals for that because those 3 things together are pretty self explanatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 madame mim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 SMASH!@!!@#$#% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted December 22, 2007 Author Share Posted December 22, 2007 Tonight's fight: I'm in the computer room minding my own business upstairs. Ol' girl comes in and kicks me off the comp to order pizza. Fine with me, I'm hungry. I sit down next to her and kick on a Nintendo game on my cellphone. She glares over and says "do you mind?" To which I say..."Mind what?" She then screams at me to turn the sound off because she has a migraine. Mind you...The sound of Nintendo beeps from a cellphone speaker. I ask "are you serious?" (in all seriousness) and the shit hits the fan. Nintendo beeps are too loud for her migraine, but apparently screaming back and forth with me for the next 10 minutes isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 BITCHES B CRAZY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 she has a migraine AND you guys got in a fight you're definitely not getting laid tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 every tried oxycontin? that shit will make the pain go away for all you pussies naw im cool im not a hype like that... gimmie a blunt and some OE and ill be cool... cant bitch about my girl now... only thing is her parents still hate me, and i havent seen or spoken to her for about two and a half weeks... i can only talk to her on myspace... and it sucks ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Tonight's fight: I'm in the computer room minding my own business upstairs. Ol' girl comes in and kicks me off the comp to order pizza. Fine with me, I'm hungry. I sit down next to her and kick on a Nintendo game on my cellphone. She glares over and says "do you mind?" To which I say..."Mind what?" She then screams at me to turn the sound off because she has a migraine. Mind you...The sound of Nintendo beeps from a cellphone speaker. I ask "are you serious?" (in all seriousness) and the shit hits the fan. Nintendo beeps are too loud for her migraine, but apparently screaming back and forth with me for the next 10 minutes isn't. my man... have you looked at your rep status? see how many blocks you got? that means shit and that many means you can get a girl better than the one you got i mean, when you first linked up you had no blocks. think of the girls you can get with that many! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I masturbated out of boredom twice today. I miss my girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 my gurl hid my bottle of whiskey and now i cant find it. so im watching the bears destroy the packers and im sober, this sucks. im gonna hide her box of tampons until she tells me where my whiskey is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 one thing that got to me... i spent $80 on my girls x-mas gifts (im currently in broke ass mode for the moment in time) and jokeingly i ask her, "so what ya get me huh?" and i get, "babii.. this gon sound bad... but ummm.. i wasnt able to get u anything... all i can give u is my whole and my love" my reply, "dont trip... all i want from you IS YOU..... i just want to be able to spend time with you material posessions dont mean nothing... as long as i get to be with you thats all i need..." lying my ass of.... how the hell she not gonna get me anything? aint that some shit... at least gimmie some dome or somethin.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 my gurl hid my bottle of whiskey and now i cant find it. so im watching the bears destroy the packers and im sober, this sucks. im gonna hide her box of tampons until she tells me where my whiskey is. thats a horrible idea, that will just make her 10x the bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 well now im drunk and my gurl didnt get all that mad, she actually tried wrestling me and she started laughing about it so i guess it ok. i got my jack daniels, and she got her tampons. by the way the bears won for once woooohoooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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