CALIgula Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 im ocd about making sure every car door is locked....especially since ive had my car broken into twice already....ill check all 4 doors like twice.. im also ocd on making sure i filled out every bubble comletely on a scantron test... no half steppin and no half bubblin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 yeah me too. like my tooth brush. the brissels have to be facing away from me when i put it back in the toothbrush holder when i wear hats. i adjust it at least 20 times before it feels right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
505boogie Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 damn you fuckers are wierd. haha just kidding. sometimes I like to smell my own farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iweardoorags Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i jerk off while listening to tegan and sarah. than sing along, listening to tegan and sarah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 you guys seen that show on obsesive compulsion on MTV jesus i couldnt handle myself with those symptoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i used to listen to limp bizkit. i still like that song faith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 im not like that where i tap something a certain amount of times before i can do something else. or shut a door till it clicks closed the right way. i guess i have minor ocd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i used to listen to limp bizkit. i still like that song faith I know not everybody has got a body like me but i gotta think twice, before i give my heart away and i know all the games you play cuz i play them too i dont like it . but i know the words Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 If I don't shave it, I have a unibrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 this is a good thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 you guys seen that show on obsesive compulsion on MTV jesus i couldnt handle myself with those symptoms yeah bro....that fat dude with the deoderant was on some straight up weird shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iweardoorags Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 speaking of unibrows. my ex girlfriend got me into plucking mine. i do it regularly. being a hairy bastid sucks. gotta stay trim. that and i've tried to shave my back before, and since i cant reach all the way around i have unsightly ppatches dispersed throughout my back. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 didnt mean for this to rhyme im posting this from my nintendo wii, drinking a cup of ice tea og life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i told this story once, so if you've read it, sorry. im drinking all my rent money. im about to be homeless. so i figure its a good idea to wreck my house. my friend gives me a "chubby tubby" love doll. a huge fat blow up doll as a joke.. i blow it up and put it in the middle of my living room. i have a big party and smash up my place into a dump. in the morning im fucked on drugs and still drinking beer. i call in a gun threat to the hospital (i dont remember this) saying im going to kill everyone. i get sent to the psych ward because im crazy anyway. while im in the psych ward, my parents emergency move me because im getting kicked out. first thing they find is a chubby tubby blow up doll with a bottle in the pussy. my stepdad is so weirded out he thinks its serious and packs it up for me in case i still want it. so ive owned a fuck doll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i miss all of the old tv shows whenever they come on i feel morally obligated to watch them godamn there are a lot of people up in this bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i go out of my way to make sure i watch the new Batman cartoons saturday mornings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted November 20, 2007 Author Share Posted November 20, 2007 ^hah i watch the new epsiodes of TMNT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I shave/pluck my eye brow to prevent a uni-brow, but i am not embarrassed. Id be embarrassed to walk around with a uni-brow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 "commin together like an eye brow on al b sure" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ididitmyway Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i once went to queens and liked it (triple no homo) I second this actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I think i have serious short term memory loss or ADD. I just went in and out of the garage five times because I forgot what i went in there for and walked back out. As of right now i still didnt get what i was wanted to get. A sleeping regimin with eight hours of sleep every night for a week I think would do me wonders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I shave/pluck my eye brow to prevent a uni-brow, but i am not embarrassed. Id be embarrassed to walk around with a uni-brow. co-signed. I don't like girls with big breasts. Anything over a C is a no go. Sometimes I'll tease girls I have no interest in. P.s. Caligula dont feel bad about liking fat chicks. Do what you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I like huge tits and asses , and i make fun of ugly chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i do graffiti in high traffic areas, me and claw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 Ive been attracted to fat girls before...or what Id call *fat.* Anything over 155 for a girl id say is a fatty, but some girls can carry it. Amazon wimmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 haha here's a good one: one time in high school before gym period i went to my locker to get my basketball shorts. i find the shorts, grab them and start walking toward the gym. about half way down the crowded hallway a pair of whitey tighties falls out of them and onto the ground. fuck i almost shit myself, almost thought about stooping to collect them but thought better of it and just kept walking. hahaha. damn it though nobody confronted me so i guess nobody saw. whew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 I fall down the stairs in my house on a regular basis during winter time because I refuse to throw away my favorite monkey slippers that are clearly too stretched out and won't stay on my feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 P.s. Caligula dont feel bad about liking fat chicks. Do what you do. haha...thanks MAR...i try not to feel bad...but my homies give me a hard time over it when we go out to the bar. /no emo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 fat chicks make the best grilled cheese sammiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 20, 2007 Share Posted November 20, 2007 i pissed on myself while peeing outside at Poker night a few weeks ago but no one saw the huge piss mark on my shorts. And i wasn't even drunk i don't know how that shit happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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