Bloodfart Appreciation thread

[count chocula]

reads like a compliment

[moterhead]

IM GONNA BE SO MAD IF THIS BITCH BLOWS UP OFF THE STRENGTH OF THIS SHIT.

 

aka im gonna be so jealous if she makes money and noone wants my shit.

[Theo Huxtable.]

i'm laughin straight to the bank

 

ha, ha, ha-ha-ha-HAWWWWW

[crewless]

nice mosaics blood fart...

 

ps. it seems toe cutter has been banned

[Theo Huxtable.]

took me a minute to figure out what mero meant by "little bears". i think those are these things

 

 

seems to be popular with artfags. i don't understand the obsession either. i was at some art gallery opening months ago and saw people going crazy over them. some people had some blank unpainted ones, and they were mobbing this artist at the show to draw on them with a sharpie.

 

then i remember i was in some "street art/graffiti" store (saw some 12oz merchandise as well), and some spoiled rich white kids were nagging their mom to buy them those "dunnys". they were like "surprise packages" where you had to open them to see what kind was inside. they'd open them in the store, and when they realized those weren't the dolls they wanted, they'd get mad at their mom again and order her to buy some more.

 

what's the big deal about those things.

[KM4RT]

 

you should do one of a foot with missing toes and red grout for the blood and stuff.

it would look mad.

[Deloner]

what the fuck, how did crewless become a premium member?

 

 

 

EDIT**

 

I see alot of people bought there way into the Dirty Dozen club, now theres a ton of people in that place its not so exclusive i really dont even want in. But i will still donate and im gonna buy a few things off FTHW this weekend.

[c-walk]

i was thinkin the same thing...

but whatever mosaics are dope,

i tried to do one a while back and sucked way bad at it

might have been the fact that i'm inpatient though

[screaming hand logo]

did it say crip?

[moterhead]

took me a minute to figure out what mero meant by "little bears". i think those are these things

 

 

seems to be popular with artfags. i don't understand the obsession either. i was at some art gallery opening months ago and saw people going crazy over them. some people had some blank unpainted ones, and they were mobbing this artist at the show to draw on them with a sharpie.

 

then i remember i was in some "street art/graffiti" store (saw some 12oz merchandise as well), and some spoiled rich white kids were nagging their mom to buy them those "dunnys". they were like "surprise packages" where you had to open them to see what kind was inside. they'd open them in the store, and when they realized those weren't the dolls they wanted, they'd get mad at their mom again and order her to buy some more.

 

what's the big deal about those things.

 

i think he meant bearbricks

i used to rack these and the dunnys all the time. good stocking stuffers haha.

[Theo Huxtable.]

yeah i know about those as well. they're both along the same lines.

[Mercer]

I'm becoming a bloodfart fan mainly from the posts she makes. If I knew her I'de be hittin her up for a trade on artwork. I'de try to get some of the heavy metal style mozaic's.

[twinky the kid]

I am going to start doing beer ones.

If things work out with this idea I am having.

I will probably do Lone Star ones..but a PBR one wouldn't be that hard.

I guess.

 

I could do you a TurboJugend one.

For money.

If you want.

 

It's not that I am not motivated to sell them for money now...it's just that I ended up with a long list of friends that I got wasted and told I would make ones for.

So now I am just trying to get all those done.

So I can start doing ones for people that will give me money.

 

id pay big moneyz for a bitchin sparks mosaic.

[Milk Grenades]

i'm giving you and bloodfart props

[twinky the kid]

i just gave you props in return.

[blood fart]

Do I care one way or another about Toe Cutter getting banned??

Not really.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AQyDSL1rQVQ

 

Contrary to what Mero believes, a mosaic isn't just "glass and stones thrown in some grout".

I hand cut my glass.

I use a paintbrush and Weld Bond to glue each individual piece.

The grouting comes after all the glass is laid.

Then you have to polish each piece a few times.

It isn't as simple and fast as he made it out to be.

 

It didn't keep me up last night thinking about it.

What did keep me up last night was make out with a totally hot dude.

 

I was thinking about doing a Sparks mosaic.

The beer ones I want to do involve labels from bottles.

And bottle caps.

 

My next one is going to be of the greatest president ever.

That's all I have to say about that.

 

Really though, I am not doing them to impress people or make money.

I do them because it is something that brings me pleasure.

What anyone has to say about them is irrelevant.

And won't change how I feel about myself and what I am doing.

[Theo Huxtable.]

you go girl!

 

*snaps finger in z-formation*

[After School Special]

Who's my big strong girl?

 

 

 

 

 

I said who's my big strong girl?

[blood fart]

I am a complete baby.

That is what I told some toothless black dude that was trying to hit on me in ways that let me know he was into rough sex and pain.

 

Austin nerds.

HERE AT ETERNALLY BOUND TATTOO THIS WEEKEND!!!

 

STARTING @ NOON SAT-SUN

 

SHIT'S GONNA BE SICK!!!!!

 

PRESENTED BY BOOST MOBLE

 

SABER

REVOK

RETNA

 

Doing some painting.

At a tattoo shop.

N.Lamar @ North Loop.

http://www.myspace.com/eternallyboundtattoo

 

I'll be in Dallas.

Doing cool stuff with cooler people.

[blood fart]

PS. I am the one that invited Toe Cutter.

And picked his name.

 

Everyone said that whoever invited him should get banned.

Yep.

[count chocula]

i wanna see a mosaic of a mosaic

 

that would totally blow my mind.

------------------------------------

 

yosemite sam would work too.

[Theo Huxtable.]

do a mosaic of your orange track shorts

[blood fart]

I think it is really something adorable how into those orange track shorts you are.

I should send them to you.

You can carry on the tradition.

Pass the torch.

[Milk Grenades]

i don't mind that you invited toe cutter. i, for some reason, got a sick enjoyment out of his posts. but that's just me. everyone else wanted to bully him.

[CILONE/SK]

Send him those track shorts after you workout in them.

[CILONE/SK]

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie

 

to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

 

the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie

 

to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

 

 

 

now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat

 

and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet

 

see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello

 

to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow

 

but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie

 

say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie

 

let's rock, you dont stop

 

rock the riddle that will make your body rock

 

well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along

 

and next on the mike is my man hank

 

come on, hank, sing that song

 

 

 

check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a

 

and the rest is f-l-y

 

ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix

 

and these reasons i'll tell ya why

 

ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun

 

and i dress to a t

 

ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously

 

i got bodyguards, i got two big cars

 

that definitely aint the wack

 

i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac

 

so after school, i take a dip in the pool

 

which really is on the wall

 

i got a color tv so i can see

 

the knicks play basketball

 

hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards

 

more money than a sucker could ever spend

 

but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker

 

not a dime til i made it again

 

ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)

 

ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin

 

drive off in a def oj

 

everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn

 

say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend

 

master gee, am I mellow

 

its on you so what you gonna do

 

 

 

well it's on n on n on on n on

 

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

 

i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e

 

i said i go by the unforgettable name

 

of the man they call the master gee

 

well, my name is known all over the world

 

by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls

 

i'm goin down in history

 

as the baddest rapper there could ever be

 

now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows

 

the beat starts gettin into your toes

 

ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet

 

and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat

 

and the damn ya start doin the freak

 

i said damn, right outta your seat

 

then ya throw your hands high in the air

 

ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere

 

ya rockin to the beat without a care

 

with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair

 

now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang

 

but i rap to the beat just the same

 

i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes

 

all im here to do ladies is hypnotize

 

singin on n n on n on n on

 

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

 

singin on n n on n on on n on

 

like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie

 

pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop

 

come alive yall gimme what ya got

 

i guess by now you can take a hunch

 

and find that i am the baby of the bunch

 

'but that's okay i still keep in stride

 

cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind

 

singin on n n on n on n on

 

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

 

singin on n n on n on on n on

 

rock rock yall throw it on the floor

 

im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there

 

im gonna move you outta this atmosphere

 

cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind

 

ill put t-t-tickets in your behind

 

i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor

 

a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got

 

cause im guaranteed to make you rock

 

i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for?

 

 

 

i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie

 

the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

 

the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie

 

to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

 

skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo

 

and guess what america we love you

 

cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul

 

you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old

 

i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast

 

but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast

 

rock it up baby bubbah

 

baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie

 

to the beat beat, its so unique

 

come on everybody and dance to the beat

 

 

 

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie

 

to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

 

rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang

 

the boogie to the boogie da beat

 

 

 

i said i cant wait til the end of the week

 

when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat

 

and attempt to raise your body heat

 

just blow your mind so that you cant speak

 

and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet

 

and let it change up to a dance called the freak

 

and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat

 

rest a little while so ya dont get weak

 

i know a man named hank

 

he has more rhymes than a serious bank

 

so come on hank sing that song

 

to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong

 

 

 

well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp

 

the women fight for my delight

 

but im the grandmaster with the three mcs

 

that shock the house for the young ladies

 

and when you come inside, into the front

 

you do the freak, spank, and do the bump

 

and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point

 

 

 

we're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint

 

a from sun to sun and from day to day

 

i sit down and write a brand new rhyme

 

because they say that miracles never cease

 

i've created a devastating masterpiece

 

i'm gonna rock the mike til you cant resist

 

everybody, i say it goes like this

 

well i was comin home late one dark afternoon

 

a reporter stopped me for a interview

 

she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables

 

that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables

 

this young reporter i did adore

 

so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before

 

she said damn fly guy im in love with you

 

the casanova legend must have been true

 

i said by the way baby what's your name

 

said i go by the name of lois lane

 

and you could be my boyfiend you surely can

 

just let me quit my boyfriend called superman

 

i said he's a fairy i do suppoose

 

flyin through the air in pantyhose

 

he may be very sexy or even cute

 

but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit

 

i said you need a man who's got finesse

 

and his whole name across his chest

 

he may be able to fly all through the night

 

but can he rock a party til the early light

 

he cant satisfy you with his little worm

 

but i can bust you out with my super sperm

 

i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it

 

an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere

 

just throw your hands up in the air

 

and party hardy like you just dont care

 

let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop

 

go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what)

 

im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj

 

everybody go hotel motel holiday inn

 

you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend

 

i say skip, dive, what can i say

 

i cant fit em all inside my oj

 

so i just take half and bust them out

 

i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house

 

 

 

it was twelve o'clock one friday night

 

i was rockin to the beat and feelin all right

 

everybody was dancin on the floor

 

doin all the things they never did before

 

and then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean

 

she came into the bar, she came into the scene

 

as she traveled deeper inside the room

 

all the fellas checked out her white sasoons

 

she came up to the table, looked into my eyes

 

then she turned around and shook her behind

 

so i said to myself, its time for me to release

 

my vicious rhyme i call my masterpiece

 

and now people in the house this is just for you

 

a little rap to make you boogaloo

 

now the group ya hear is called phase two

 

and let me tell ya somethin we're a helluva crew

 

once a week we're on the street

 

just a-cuttin' the jams and making it free

 

for you to party ya got to have the movies

 

so we'll get right down and give you the groove

 

for you to dance you gotta get hype

 

so we'll get right down for you tonight

 

now the system's on and the girls are there

 

ya definitely have a rockin affair

 

but let me tell ya somethin there's still one fact

 

that to have a party ya got to have a rap

 

so when the party's over you're makin it home

 

and tryin to sleep before the break of dawn

 

and while ya sleepin ya start to dream

 

and thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene

 

my name appears in your mind

 

yeah, a name you know that was right on time

 

it was phase two just a doin a do

 

rockin ya down cause ya know we could

 

to the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak

 

come alive girls get on your feet

 

to the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat

 

to the double beat beat that it makes ya freak

 

to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on

 

on n on into the break of dawn

 

now i got a man comin on right now

 

he's guaranteed to throw down

 

he goes by the name of wonder mike

 

come on wonder mike do what ya like

 

 

 

like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey

 

like a millionaire that has no money

 

like a rainy day that is not wet

 

like a gamblin fiend that does not bet

 

like dracula with out his fangs

 

like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang

 

like collard greens that dont taste good

 

like a tree that's not made out of wood

 

like goin up and not comin down

 

is just like the beat without the sound no sound

 

to the beat beat, ya do the freak

 

everybody just rock and dance to the beat

 

have you ever went over a friends house to eat

 

and the food just aint no good

 

i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed

 

and the chicken tastes like wood

 

so you try to play it off like you think you can

 

by sayin that youre full

 

and then your friend says momma he's just being polite

 

he aint finished uh uh that's bull

 

so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie

 

and you say that you already ate

 

and your friend says man there's plenty of food

 

so you pile some more on your plate

 

while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin

 

of the moment that it's time to leave

 

and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin

 

into something that looks like cheese

 

oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place

 

i dont care what these people think

 

im just sittin here makin myself nauseous

 

with this ugly food that stinks

 

so you bust out the door while its still closed

 

still sick from the food you ate

 

and then you run to the store for quick relief

 

from a bottle of kaopectate

 

and then you call your friend two weeks later

 

to see how he has been

 

and he says i understand about the food

 

baby bubbah but we're still friends

 

with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie

 

the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin

 

to the bang bang boogie

 

say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat

 

i say hank can ya rock

 

can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop

 

can ya hip me to the shoobie doo

 

i said come on make the make the people move

 

 

 

i go to the halls and then ring the bell

 

because i am the man with the clientele

 

and if ya ask me why i rock so well

 

a big bang, i got clientele

 

and from the time i was only six years old

 

i never forgot what i was told

 

it was the best advice that i ever had

 

it came from my wise dear old dad

 

he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you

 

and dont say a word until i'm through

 

now there's a time to laugh a time to cry

 

a time to live and a time to die

 

a time to break and a time to chill

 

to act civilized or act real ill

 

but whatever ya do in your lifetime

 

ya never let a mc steal your rhyme

 

so from sixty six til this very day

 

ill always remember what he had to say

 

so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style

 

i let them know that i'm versatile

 

i got style finesse and a little black book

 

that's filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look

 

but there's a thing that separates you from me

 

and that's called originality

 

because my rhymes are on from what you heard

 

i didnt even bite and not a god d--m word

 

and i say a little more later on tonight

 

so the sucker mc's can bite all night

 

a tick a tock yall a beat beat yall

 

a lets rock yall ya dont stop

 

ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)

 

ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin

 

drive off in a def oj

 

everybody go hotel motel holiday inn

 

ya say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friends

 

a like that yall to the beat yall

 

beat beat yall ya dont stop

 

a master gee am I mellow?

 

its on you so whatcha gonna do

 

 

 

well like johnny carson on the late show

 

a like frankie croker in stereo

 

well like the barkay's singin holy ghost

 

the sounds to throw down they're played the most

 

 

 

its like my man captain sky

 

whose name he earned with his super sperm

 

we rock and we dont stop

 

get off yall im here to give you whatcha got

 

to the beat that it makes you freak

 

and come alive girl get on your feet

 

a like a perry mason without a case

 

like farrah fawcett without her face

 

 

 

like the barkays on the mike

 

like gettin right down for you tonight

 

like movin your body so ya dont know how

 

right to the rhythm and throw down

 

 

 

like comin alive to the master gee

 

the brother who rocks so viciously

 

i said the age of one my life begun

 

at the age of two i was doin the do

 

at the age of three it was you and me

 

rockin to the sounds of the master gee

 

at the age of four i was on the floor

 

givin all the freaks what they bargained for

 

at the age of five i didnt take no jive

 

with the master gee its all the way live

 

at the age of six i was a pickin up sticks

 

rappin to the beat my stick was fixed

 

at the age of seven i was rockin in heaven dontcha know i went off

 

i got right on down to the beat you see

 

gettin right on down makin all the girls

 

just take of their clothes to the beat the beat

 

to the double beat beat that makes you freak

 

at the age of eight i was really great

 

cause every night you see i had a date

 

at the age of nine i was right on time

 

cause every night i had a party rhyme

 

goin on n n on n on on n on

 

the beat dont stop until the break of dawn

 

a sayin on n n on n on on n on...

 

like a hot buttered de pop de pop de pop

 

a saying on n n on n on on n on

 

cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike

 

i am the definate feast delight

 

cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike

 

i am the definate feast delight

 

come to the master gee you see

 

the brother who rocks so viciously

[Theo Huxtable.]

Send him those track shorts after you workout in them.

 

yeah. run for about 3 miles or somethin. lol

[earmuffs]

wheres my DVD???

[blood fart]

My hippie drug addict ex-neighbor stoleded it from me.

My ex roommate has a copy but I don't have any way to burn it.

[hatetown]

she probably pawned it for incense and a hemp belt