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Cory Feldman

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We totally made out all the time.

We couldn't get enough of each other.

We help each other get dressed to go out on the town.

We walk hand in hand.

We sleep in the same bed.

We totally go gay on each other.

 

 

 

Not.

 

I knew it, you said not, but that all sounded too real not to be true.

:lol: :lol:

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This dude is so wack.

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OMFGZ DOODZ!!! YOU HAVE SPIKES IN YOUR FACE!!! PUNK ROCK!!

Nope.

 

Here's his loser fans

And their stupid tattoos.

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Piece of shit.

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Nerd City

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Boring.

 

 

I am not really into making out with girls.

That shit is soooo 1997.

I'll hit on girls at bars.

Grab their boobies or smack their asses.

Not because I want to make it with them.

But because girls are easy.

And if you show them a little attention, they buy you beers.

And most drunk girls are pretty into me.

I am totally hawt when you are drunk.

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Yep I am pretty awesome...

 

This is not rap...

 

I am gonna bump my post so you can see...

 

 

Not gonna lie I like this punk/hard rock shit...but not from these guys they are fucking wack scene in tune homos...

 

 

I like the hardcore bands around my way that are made up of Union iron workers they all look like they just got out of work and just come out to get drunk and yell in microphones. I dont mosh or whatever like most people. Nor do I act out like the scene kids who like them and wear their scene clothes that are supposed to make they look different. I just sit all the way in the back in my White Ralph Lauren Polo shirt, Jeans and right out of the box new balances and sip my expensive beers (compared to Pabst that everybody else is drinking) and take in the hardcore music experience while people stare at me and ask what I am doing there. Its much better than participating.

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You know who's really good?

CockSparrer.

You know who I still can't be bothered to listen to?

The Besmirchers.

 

I'm no Miss Cleo, but my powers tell me they suck big shit.

 

Dear Moter,

New bike this week.

Uniscorn adventure time.

Nachos and weed.

Sparks and cats.

Mandatory.

Love,

B.A.C.

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Dear Some1,

I clicked on your link.

I want 14 seconds of my life back.

Thanks,

bloooooood.

 

Hey I am just tryna help people relate to the convo in here...

 

p.s. somebody tattooed besmirchers on their penix...I saw it on a random google link worst click ever...

 

shit is wicked fucking gay...

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PAINTBOX!!!!

 

Okay.

I'll take it back now.

 

The 17th is a hot date this month.

At first I was going to see Iron Lung, Pulling Teeth and Hatred Surge.

And let my big brother be my +1.

Then I remembered I was supposed to go see The Dwarves that night for free, as well.

 

Theeeeen.

This came along.

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OUtside of Dallas.

 

I am sooooooooooo there.

 

Anyone else?

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