blood fart Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 You made one remark about sleeping on this thread. Then you want me to be your wife. No flowers. No candy. No baskets of expensive kittens. I'm the type of girl that needs to be wined and dined. High Life and Taco Bell. I have been wanting to start a new mosaic. But have just been real distracted with everything. I have to do some nekid lady one for that beer shits dude. What I really want to do is a pentagram with a goat head inside. And yeah, I couldn't take the stress of that relationship. It was making me mad all the time. Just with the living situation and the money situation and all of it. I went to Houston for a weekend. And when I came back, I decided to just go to my family's house. So here I am. Sleeping on my mom's couch. It's real wack. I need to find a suitable roommate. Or convince the new dude to let me move into his place. One or the other. This sleeping on the couch buisness is for the birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 Last time I had an apartment I must have went through 3 different sets of roommates..all of them turned out to be unreliable, unable to hold down a job, stole shit, or ended up turning into an emo little bitch because of their girl breaking up with them. Finding a decent roommate is a difficult task and I wish you good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 All my friends are alcoholic graffiti jerks that have problems with responsibility. They are good to hang out with and have fun. But living with them is a horrible mess. My other friends are low life thrashers that struggle with drug addictions. I can't be living with someone who is an on-again off-again drug addict. I really don't want to live alone, because I have extreme paranoia and think people are trying to break into my house and kill me. It's not cool. I will find someone soon enough. As much as I want to have my own place, I don't want to rush into anything that I will regret in a few months and end up stuck in another shitty situation. When you moving here? And what side of town are you thinking about living in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 the best way to get a good room mate is make sure you are crazier than they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 i always live with people that are completely different from me. into different things, just generally open minded people. (i look for people with upper middle class parents, not spoiled, well dressed, mid level cars... strangers who have their shit together) i've lived with hip hop kids, old gay guys, a couple air force guys, jazz kids... i don't like living with people into art or metal or bikes. i have lived with people that love to cook, that was usually an okay thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 I want to live with this guy He's into metal and Cool Ranch Doritos. The new dude I am trying to romance is into country music and organic gardening and being a good person. He should just go ahead and let me move in with him. Save us both some trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 bloodfart when you get older are you gonna be one of those single women that lives with 15 cats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 yeah living with people that are into the same shit as im into usually gets annoying. i did the "a whole bunch of writers rent 1 house" thing for awhile and that was a terrible living situation. rent was cheap as fuck but writers are some of the most bi-polar drugged up people in the universe, i'll never live with another writer no matter how down to earth and together they seem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 yeah that's why almost all of my buddies aren't writers. some of the biggest scumbags around. i go out and catch spots with em and that's about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 bloodfart when you get older are you gonna be one of those single women that lives with 15 cats? If I play my cards right, I will be. I won't be single though. That just doesn't happen in my life. I will have as many cats as I can possibly have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 found on flickr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 I don't think I'm going to be moving to austin until next fall. I'm going to try to go back to school but who knows. It might be sooner though because I can't stand living in Houston anymore..graffiti in Austin seems much more laid back as opposed to all these little wanna-be tagbanging fags in Houston. And I'm sure shit rides a lot longer. Only time will tell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 My hands are way hotter than that. Houston is pretty wack. The weather there makes everyone all emotional about stupid shit. Every time I go visit friends, it seems there is a ton of drama in the air. I don't have time for shit like that. Lately, there has been a massive influx of retard kids that think they are graffiti in Austin. I think a lot of them are hipster coke head fixed gear jerks. It annoys me to see so much horrible shit everywhere. But it makes the good ones look even better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 a lot of graffiti, even if the majority of it is bad, is always a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 I don't know,maybe. It creates a lot of shit with buisness owners getting tired of having to constantly buff. They talk to the city. The city takes steps to make people not want to write on things. It doens't work. I got caught drawing drippy wieners in a bar not too long ago. The dude that caught me laughed. And made remarks about me going crazy in the bathroom. And covering each wall in every stall. All the drippy wieners are still there. With words about Huge Dicks. And who has one. That's about the extent of what I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 haha that's awesome. i drew a dick popsicle and the logo for a ficticious local gay club in the bathroom at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 So the coke head trash from downstairs my old apartment magically "found" Danger. They say in some bushes in the courtyard. I think they meant in their living room. Either way. Tomorrow I go pick him up. And my life is whole once again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Life partner. Me and my BFF when I was a living zombie Drugs are bad. I told you drugs were bad. This should clear up any questions you might have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Yay !!! Danger back . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 rockin the fanta orange, nice. your eye areas look damn delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I don't know how you can tell much from that photo. We both look like we've been dead for weeks and nobody had the heart to tell us. She looks like me. Or I look like her. Except she has blue eyes. And a boyfriend with a mangled face area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Bloodfart, have you ever made out with her? And that guy sure looks like a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueHorse Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 thats the smell of desire my lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 You are pretty intrested in my sex life, huh? No. I haven't made out with her. We're not gay. Although one time when I was drunk, I used her boobies to catch myself when I fell. A few times. She throws me over her shoulder like a fireman and carries me to safety. I miss her. She can't get off drugs. I try to tell her to come back to Austin and I will help her. She always has some plan to escape. She claims she wants to leave that loser dude. Yet she does nothing to make it happen. Oh well. You can't save em all. It's shitty because I care about her and want her to have a better life. I just can't be too overly concerned when she isn't trying to help herself. Her boyfriend is a total lamer. I don't get why she is even with him. We all make mistakes. Even if we had made out, I wouldn't talk about it on the internet. I put a lot of myself out here. But certain things I just don't think I need to tell people about. Unless they are on that level with me where they get to know how things really go down in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Yea she looks a little out of dude's league. But I guess drugs level the playing field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I have to ask... What do you do for a living with "DESIRE" tattooed on your forehead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 What I appriciate about Blood fart is that I write one little thing and she responds with an interesting post. Glad you have your cat back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I stopped reading after she said she never made out with her friend. Jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 We totally made out all the time. We couldn't get enough of each other. We help each other get dressed to go out on the town. We walk hand in hand. We sleep in the same bed. We totally go gay on each other. Not. Drugs do level the playing field. I have spoke before about when I was a homeless drug addict, I dated a one legged dude. Now that I am sober, his face makes me want to take a toothbrush to my eyeballs. He is in a rock and roll band. And I think he works in a tattoo shop. They live in Tuscon. And his shitty band has some sort of cult following. Fans that get the band's logo tattooed. I don't get it. In all honesty, I have never bothered to listen to his band. Because I already know I hate them. I can find some photos of his stage show. It's pretty bloody and extreme. People that try to be GG Allin always pale in comparison. And annoy me. It's 2007, get some class and stop cutting yourself with broken bottles on stage, nerd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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