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Cory Feldman

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You made one remark about sleeping on this thread.

Then you want me to be your wife.

No flowers.

No candy.

No baskets of expensive kittens.

 

I'm the type of girl that needs to be wined and dined.

High Life and Taco Bell.

 

I have been wanting to start a new mosaic.

But have just been real distracted with everything.

I have to do some nekid lady one for that beer shits dude.

What I really want to do is a pentagram with a goat head inside.

 

And yeah, I couldn't take the stress of that relationship.

It was making me mad all the time.

Just with the living situation and the money situation and all of it.

I went to Houston for a weekend.

And when I came back, I decided to just go to my family's house.

So here I am.

Sleeping on my mom's couch.

It's real wack.

 

I need to find a suitable roommate.

Or convince the new dude to let me move into his place.

One or the other.

 

This sleeping on the couch buisness is for the birds.

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Last time I had an apartment I must have went through 3 different sets of roommates..all of them turned out to be unreliable, unable to hold down a job, stole shit, or ended up turning into an emo little bitch because of their girl breaking up with them. Finding a decent roommate is a difficult task and I wish you good luck

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All my friends are alcoholic graffiti jerks that have problems with responsibility.

They are good to hang out with and have fun.

But living with them is a horrible mess.

 

My other friends are low life thrashers that struggle with drug addictions.

I can't be living with someone who is an on-again off-again drug addict.

 

I really don't want to live alone, because I have extreme paranoia and think people are trying to break into my house and kill me.

It's not cool.

I will find someone soon enough.

As much as I want to have my own place, I don't want to rush into anything that I will regret in a few months and end up stuck in another shitty situation.

 

When you moving here?

And what side of town are you thinking about living in?

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i always live with people that are completely different from me. into different things, just generally open minded people. (i look for people with upper middle class parents, not spoiled, well dressed, mid level cars... strangers who have their shit together)

 

i've lived with hip hop kids, old gay guys, a couple air force guys, jazz kids... i don't like living with people into art or metal or bikes. i have lived with people that love to cook, that was usually an okay thing.

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yeah living with people that are into the same shit as im into usually gets annoying. i did the "a whole bunch of writers rent 1 house" thing for awhile and that was a terrible living situation. rent was cheap as fuck but writers are some of the most bi-polar drugged up people in the universe, i'll never live with another writer no matter how down to earth and together they seem.

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I don't think I'm going to be moving to austin until next fall. I'm going to try to go back to school but who knows. It might be sooner though because I can't stand living in Houston anymore..graffiti in Austin seems much more laid back as opposed to all these little wanna-be tagbanging fags in Houston. And I'm sure shit rides a lot longer. Only time will tell

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My hands are way hotter than that.

 

Houston is pretty wack.

The weather there makes everyone all emotional about stupid shit.

Every time I go visit friends, it seems there is a ton of drama in the air.

I don't have time for shit like that.

 

Lately, there has been a massive influx of retard kids that think they are graffiti in Austin.

I think a lot of them are hipster coke head fixed gear jerks.

It annoys me to see so much horrible shit everywhere.

But it makes the good ones look even better.

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I don't know,maybe.

 

It creates a lot of shit with buisness owners getting tired of having to constantly buff.

They talk to the city.

The city takes steps to make people not want to write on things.

It doens't work.

 

I got caught drawing drippy wieners in a bar not too long ago.

The dude that caught me laughed.

And made remarks about me going crazy in the bathroom.

And covering each wall in every stall.

All the drippy wieners are still there.

With words about Huge Dicks.

And who has one.

 

That's about the extent of what I do.

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You are pretty intrested in my sex life, huh?

 

No.

I haven't made out with her.

We're not gay.

Although one time when I was drunk, I used her boobies to catch myself when I fell.

A few times.

She throws me over her shoulder like a fireman and carries me to safety.

I miss her.

 

She can't get off drugs.

I try to tell her to come back to Austin and I will help her.

She always has some plan to escape.

She claims she wants to leave that loser dude.

Yet she does nothing to make it happen.

Oh well.

You can't save em all.

It's shitty because I care about her and want her to have a better life.

I just can't be too overly concerned when she isn't trying to help herself.

 

Her boyfriend is a total lamer.

I don't get why she is even with him.

 

We all make mistakes.

 

Even if we had made out, I wouldn't talk about it on the internet.

I put a lot of myself out here.

But certain things I just don't think I need to tell people about.

Unless they are on that level with me where they get to know how things really go down in my life.

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We totally made out all the time.

We couldn't get enough of each other.

We help each other get dressed to go out on the town.

We walk hand in hand.

We sleep in the same bed.

We totally go gay on each other.

 

 

 

Not.

 

Drugs do level the playing field.

I have spoke before about when I was a homeless drug addict, I dated a one legged dude.

Now that I am sober, his face makes me want to take a toothbrush to my eyeballs.

 

He is in a rock and roll band.

And I think he works in a tattoo shop.

They live in Tuscon.

And his shitty band has some sort of cult following.

Fans that get the band's logo tattooed.

I don't get it.

In all honesty, I have never bothered to listen to his band.

Because I already know I hate them.

 

I can find some photos of his stage show.

It's pretty bloody and extreme.

People that try to be GG Allin always pale in comparison.

And annoy me.

It's 2007, get some class and stop cutting yourself with broken bottles on stage, nerd.

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