blood fart Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 all i know is shes down with turbonegro. i can dig it. It's a way of life. I inspire people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Same old. Same old. Same old. In all honesty, I think I am pretty played out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Cruisin down the street in my six-fo' Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I just found out that my ex is hooking up with the cocaine addict trashy mall punk rock girl from downstairs. The one he always talked so much shit about. Saying how gross she was. And how wack she was. It makes me laugh. A lot. Really though, dudes are so full of shit. She probably has my cat in her shitty apartment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 i want to see your graffeeteez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 You'll have to come to Austin. And go to bathrooms in bars. You'll catch some drippy wieners. That's me. Somebody should appreciate me enough to send me that Shout Out Louds album I was asking about in the ALBUM TRADER thread. Howl Howl Gaff Gaff. Please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Bloodfart for president 2008! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I have plans for opening up a burrito stand outside of all the metal bars in Austin. Called Shredder's. Home of the Burrutal. It's a brutal burrito. Each one will be named after metal dudes. "I'll have two King Diamonds, one Dio, and one Grim Reaper." It's going to be my claim to fame. oh man, please do it. i sooooooooooo want a burrito right now and i would sooooooooo go to texas for a burrito made by you right now. cause i sooooo want a burrito right now. god damnit. carne asada, pinto, rice, salsa, no guacamole, no sour cream. thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Somebody should appreciate me enough to send me that Shout Out Louds album I was asking about in the ALBUM TRADER thread. Howl Howl Gaff Gaff. Please. ooh i have it! but i think you know what that means. free burrito. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I don't know how to cook meat. I make food for dudes that love meat all the time. And they love my food big time. Everyone I know has their own personal favorite meal I make. they are all my favorites. If you are ever in my city, I will make you some foods. Burritos. I am not saying you can come to my house to eat them. We can meet in a public place. During daylight hours. Where there are a lot of people around. And I will have a picnic lunch prepared. Tomorrow night I have a pretty romantic date set up. To go see the Shout Out Louds. Drink not too much. Bon fire. Make out. Cat party. Man. I am so excited I can't sleep. Or I can't sleep because I sleep on my mommy's couch and she is still watching the Colbert Report and the sound is too much for me. You can send me that album now. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Colbert report fuck yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Stop trying to hook up with my mom. She is a straight goblin, yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 ahh shit i didnt think you would catch on that fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 bloodfart is one of the more worthy channel zero posters for sure. i'd totally smoke you out and give you steel reserve, or you'd do the same to me i hope. props for existing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Remember when I thought you were someone I knew in real life. Because I just thought we had it like that. Yep. I just went to smoke the rest of my weed and try to wind down a bit. And my mom made me watch some clip on a police chase show. About some "Nazi fuking asshole cop" that tazered a dude that was on a crack binge and killed him. She was pretty heated. My mom hates the police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87hllT_d4hQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 word. fuck the police, bloodfart's mom said it with authority. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 This is how I rep my hood. This is how I rep my block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 bloodfart <3<3 hollaaaa back girl hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Uniscorns. Good night dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 It's a way of life. I inspire people. you BF are the reason i now use so many weiners in mah grafitiz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Priest Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 I actually like that quite a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 blood fart's daily myspace bulletins make the day go by faster . :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Hush hush. People will start to think I am some Myspace nerd. It's probably true though. I do tend to go on posting sprees. It's better than having to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 one day bloodfart and i shall come face to face she'll spit on me..i'll punch her in the throat... then we'll hold hands skipping down the train tracks drinking 40s....plan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 edit of that ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 one day bloodfart and i shall come face to face she'll spit on me..i'll punch her in the throat... then we'll hold hands skipping down the train tracks drinking 40s....plan? I don't really skip. But I do hold hands and spit in faces. So. It might work out. I am not as interesting as people seem to think I am. Right now I am getting ready for an evening of romance and magic. My hair is really looking sharp tonight. Good job hair. The rest is slowly coming together. It's hard to look fancy when all your pants have thrash holes in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 :o .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 Also. Booze + train tracks + skipping along = stumble ending in toothloss. I kind of like having teeth right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted November 2, 2007 Share Posted November 2, 2007 THATS NOT VERY METAL OF YOU....TRACKS..BOOZE..DANGER..:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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