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Cory Feldman

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This dude is so wack.

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OMFGZ DOODZ!!! YOU HAVE SPIKES IN YOUR FACE!!! PUNK ROCK!!

Nope.

 

Here's his loser fans

And their stupid tattoos.

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Piece of shit.

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Nerd City

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Boring.

 

 

I am not really into making out with girls.

That shit is soooo 1997.

I'll hit on girls at bars.

Grab their boobies or smack their asses.

Not because I want to make it with them.

But because girls are easy.

And if you show them a little attention, they buy you beers.

And most drunk girls are pretty into me.

I am totally hawt when you are drunk.

 

 

I WOULD LOVE TO THROAT PUNCH ALL THESE PUNKS.

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I wanted to go, but it was Fun Fun Fun Fest.

And I refuse to pay $50 to go to a show.

 

I found out the next day that I could have went for free, but I wasn't home when my friend called to tell me to come down.

 

R.I.P. Pig Champion.

 

Did you know that when he died, he left all his money to a no-kill cat shelter in Portland?

What a sweet heart.

 

I used to have lyrics from Plastic Bomb as my sig. on here.

But people that didn't know any better thought it was emo.

And I didn't want to argue.

So.

I changed it.

Not that it matters.

Just saying, that is one of my all-time favorite songs.

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PS; YOU ARE THE FASTEST TYPER IVE EVER "READ"

 

People always want to try to tell me to get a job as a secretary or some shit that my super quick typing skillz would be utilized.

I am not into that shit at all.

I don't ever see myself working in an office enviroment.

 

It's all from spending too much time on the internet.

 

And Toe Cutter..it's spelled grammar.

No worries.

I know spelling isn't one of your strong points.

And I accept you with your flaws.

I will never try to change you.

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MY BOI'S FROM HOUSTON, BUT YOU KNOW THERE BONE'S EVERYWHERE. SCUM OF TEH EARF

 

Not so much in Austin though.

I mean, not a ton of them.

I know pretty much every bonehead in Austin, and I can count them on two hands.

They never start shit at shows because they are always out-numbered.

 

I never really have any problems with racists.

Even though I am not white.

I guess it's because I used to live off of hate.

So we had common ground with that.

 

I also learned that most white power dudes only hold strong to their principals for about four beers.

Then they want to make out with a Mexican.

Fakers.

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Daniel Johnston.

Devil Town.

 

I'm not the best chick on here.

Just the loudest.

Personally, there are a few ladies that I like probably more than I like myself.

They speak softly and on rare occassions.

It makes them seem mysterious to me.

 

I say more than I should.

About everything.

It's one of my flaws.

I am fine with that, though.

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i have a secret kitty photo collection. i will scan it. you will like.

p.s. feel lucky. ill only share it wif you. homo.

 

Yes, please.

That one you posted earlier was most excellent.

Kittens wearing costumes is what inspires me to live.

 

Toe Cutter-

I imagine you riding your bike down the highway, coming to see me.

With this song playing non-stop.

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