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Re: i want to cmeup later 2007ola

 

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^That reminds me of this one time when I was mad young and I met this bitch through talking on 3-way with my boy and he had this chick from Jersey on the line. She was mad cool and had the hottest voice so I got her number and kicked it to her a couple times on the phone.

She tried to warn me that she was fat, but every hot bitch says that. I just figured she probably had a little meat, but whatever. I was used to skinny bithces always claiming to be fat and fat bitches always claiming to be "healthy" or whatever.

Anyways when i finally met her at her freinds house in philly, she was definitely FAT. But I didn't wanna be a dick so I was like "fuckit, I'll at least chill with the jawn". She could sense that I wasn't feeling it though, so she practiacally was force-feeding me mad beers trying to get me drunk. I knew what she was doing and just played along with it and drank them beers. It eventually worked and she made a move and I smashed that fat broad right there on her freinds couch.

 

Lesson learned. Never meet a bitch through talking on the phone. Which I guess applies to the internet these days. :biglaugh:

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Re: i want to cmeup later 2007ola

 

Beer Goggles are an actual thing too.

 

I had to goto alcohol classes when I was like 16 and they had them for us to use. I don't really know why, if I was there for drinking then wouldn't I already know how it feels to be drunk?

 

Anyway, this bitch put on a pair that was like hardcore drunk. And she had to catch a ball and when she tried to she fucking fell on her face right on the pavement outside of the place. It was great.

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LOOKS LIKE YOUR YELLING AT HIM FOR SOMETHING YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO , BUT YOU ARE TURNING IT AROUND ON HIM SO YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. OR IS THAT MY WIFE, SORRY

 

I was singing at him. I like your idea better though. Its more realistic.

 

 

DHab's kinda reminds me of Vincent Gallo, or somebody wierd, good offense.

 

Seriously dude? No.

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its not so much how everyone is built its just you all straight look like lil herbs. not everyone, but like 95% of you. Rage you just look like a normal dude, no rage. but i mean the last few pages have been an atmosphere concert line up for real.

 

sorry.

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