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Lets not get into WHY you must hide your booze ( sensible wife/girlfriend, live with parents, the list goes on ), but rather where... and in what quantity. Myself, I have a small apartment, washer staked on dryer type dilly, so obviously since I'm 6" plus, the top of the dryer is the spot for me. Shitty for beer, good enough for hards.

 

But enough aboot me... what aboot you drunkie?!?!?

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I watched this video in alcohol class they made me take it had some middle aged lady who hid bottles of Jack in the closet and the moment the coast was clear she would grab it out and start chugging. She seemed like she was having orgasmic flows from the liquor pouring down her throat.

 

Other than that I don't have experience with hiding alcohol.

 

I used to hide my drugs in a hollowed out VHS tape that I would then place in my VCR.

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PORN HIDING PLACES ARE BETTER.

BOOKSHELF BEHIND THE BOOKS.

 

Word. I gots da crazy pron hiding spots. I've lived with my girl for a year and she's never found a scrap. I had a gf before that hid her sex toys from me behind a set of stairs in our old living room that she would pull away from the wall. Crazy shit. I found out one day while walking up them and seeing a slight gap between them and the floor.:D

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I hide mine on top of the fridge...unless its vodka...then inside.

 

 

I also hide it in a flask........when I go to work and want to Irish up the coffee

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when i was 11, i would hide victoria's secret catalogs under the rug. I also had a jar of vasoline that i would stash between the side of the dresser (there was a slight lip about halfway up) and the wall.

 

my bro is 24, still lives w/ moms and keeps lotion right next to the monitor

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psh... kids.

 

the only time I ever had to hide alcohol was with my asshole roommate... just in a drawer in my room...

 

and what's with couples being all hush hush about their porn/toys like you can't know that the other person beats it daily? do you have sex all lights off, under the covers, in the missionary position too?

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