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Where do you hide YOUR hooch?

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Lets not get into WHY you must hide your booze ( sensible wife/girlfriend, live with parents, the list goes on ), but rather where... and in what quantity. Myself, I have a small apartment, washer staked on dryer type dilly, so obviously since I'm 6" plus, the top of the dryer is the spot for me. Shitty for beer, good enough for hards.

 

But enough aboot me... what aboot you drunkie?!?!?

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I watched this video in alcohol class they made me take it had some middle aged lady who hid bottles of Jack in the closet and the moment the coast was clear she would grab it out and start chugging. She seemed like she was having orgasmic flows from the liquor pouring down her throat.

 

Other than that I don't have experience with hiding alcohol.

 

I used to hide my drugs in a hollowed out VHS tape that I would then place in my VCR.

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My drinking is not a secret to anyone (even you, hence the name), and a person needing to hide ones vices is in a relationship that needs to be ended.

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It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator

Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold

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It's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator

Maybe that's the reason I've been acting so cold

 

PORN HIDING PLACES ARE BETTER.

BOOKSHELF BEHIND THE BOOKS.

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PORN HIDING PLACES ARE BETTER.

BOOKSHELF BEHIND THE BOOKS.

 

Word. I gots da crazy pron hiding spots. I've lived with my girl for a year and she's never found a scrap. I had a gf before that hid her sex toys from me behind a set of stairs in our old living room that she would pull away from the wall. Crazy shit. I found out one day while walking up them and seeing a slight gap between them and the floor.:D

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Mine never lasts long enough to hide it.

 

However I hide it in my pants when I'm out and not planning on splashing cash on the bar. That's the business.

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I hide mine on top of the fridge...unless its vodka...then inside.

 

 

I also hide it in a flask........when I go to work and want to Irish up the coffee

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i used to hide anything including the booze in my backpack but after i got wrapped up parents seem to check my backpack once in a while...*before they dint check at all* now i leave it where we keep the papers for the printer..its a drawer..

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