earl broclo ESQ Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 what is your idea of hell? are there different levels? what actions deserve what level? you can take this serious, or be ridiculous, but we've all got a hell in our mind. one of mine would be: having the band, the barenaked ladies, perform the anal rape on me for eternity, while singing all of their hits as a barber shop quartet. i mean hell ain't no joke, it's got to be intense --that's pretty fucking intense on quite a few levels. imagine if you killed a family of six, then shot yourself, and woke up in that situation. my other version of hell involves most of the day jobs i've had in my life, so far. i don't know what actions i've commited to deserve that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 my version of hell right now is not having anything intersting on channel zero thats level one level 2 would be chicks with dicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 so basically you are thinking about being raped often? ok. *meant for thread starter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I believe "heaven" and "hell" are right here on the planet earth. It's all in the mind of ones self. With the right attitudes you can live your life in heaven and with the wrong , well you will live it out in hell. That's the way I look at it anyway. And between me and you, I live a fucking happy life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 fuck you and your happy life JAY KAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 i'm not real worried about hell. that whole "not existing thing" but if it did... michael moore in charge of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 as long as we can still listen to jeezy in hell it really doesn't matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 theyd take jeezy away heyyyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 that solves it then. hell is the place that hath no jeezy. closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 one person described (what they thought of) hell to me as a movie of your life with your whole family, friends, and everyone you respect watching. that scares me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sweet Tooth Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I think hell would be like you are so thirsty, like you had been wondering through the dessert or something, and then you find a hose right, and your just about to die of dehydration so your put your mouth to the hose and turn the knob but instead of water coming out its some like insane cayenne pepper hot sauce, or poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 naked running on a treadmill eating a gordita talking fall out boy in the background Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 haha. pooooorkchop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 2, 2007 Author Share Posted August 2, 2007 so basically you are thinking about being raped often? only on tuesdays, while "everybody loves raymond" is on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Come on Gliko, nobody needed to see that. Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 2, 2007 Author Share Posted August 2, 2007 naked running on a treadmill eating a gordita talking fall out boy in the background fuck, that's pure evil. i can't even imagine the smells during all the treadmill action. it would sound like someone slapping pieces of jellied ham together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 fear the Fire (hell) whose fuel is men and stones Therefore I have warned you of a Fire blazing fiercely (hell In front of him (every obstinate, arrogant dictator) is hell, and he will be made to drink boiling, festering water. (Ibrahim 14:16) "It (hell) has seven gates, for each of those gates is a (special) class (of sinners) assigned. (Al-Hijr 15:44) When it (hell) sees them from a far place, they will hear its raging and its roaring. (Al-Furqan 25:12) But those who disbelieve, (in the Oneness of Allâh - Islâmic Monotheism) for them will be the Fire of hell. Neither it will have a complete killing effect on them so that they die, nor shall its torment be lightened for them. Thus do We repay every disbeliever! (Fatir 35:36) The Day when they will be pushed down by force to the Fire of hell, with a horrible, forceful pushing. (At-Tur 52:13) The Day they will be dragged in the Fire on their faces (it will be said to them): "Taste you the touch of hell!" (Al-Qamar 54:48) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 like this more or less Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 HELL IZ FOR CHILDREN... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I believe "heaven" and "hell" are right here on the planet earth. It's all in the mind of ones self. With the right attitudes you can live your life in heaven and with the wrong , well you will live it out in hell. That's the way I look at it anyway. And between me and you, I live a fucking happy life. co-signed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 im going there all my friends are going there all pornstars are going there ...so my picture of hell is.... its gonna be fun as hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 hootie and the blowfish - I only want to be with you on repeat, for eternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoor 4 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 http://www.tabula-rasa.info/HorrorImages/Inferno.gif like this more or less funny how pimps, asskissers, fortune tellers and counterfeiters are all located deeper in hell than murderers. dante's right about traitors though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 who cares? just live your life, don't spend time thinking about this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 I do not believe in heaven or hell. Or god or the devil either. When you die, that is it, there is nothing else. This whole afterlife or whatever is just a way to cope with your own insecurities about there being nothing else then what you are in your life. You only get one shot, no more, no less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 hell= being covered in donuts and having satan set a pack of fat girls on me heaven= being covered in oil and having god set a pack of super models on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 im not 100% sure but it would probably have something to do with scene girls and their muffin tops (see glik0's photo), the catholic church, smooth jazz, applebees, stiff jeans and strep throat. yeah, that sounds about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 ps - you know what is not my version of hell? the new neurosis record. this thing is fucking crushing...hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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