dosa312 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 So Im in Camden NJ about 2 weeks ago and I park my car. In the gutter next to my car I find a wooden handle wrapped in duct tape with a piece of barbed wire stuck into the end of that shit and sharpened to a point... straight prison shank steez. You know you're in the ghetto when a mutherfucker is so hood he can't just grab a knife... True Story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 remember... those 10 dollar.... hard plastic shoes.... from jewel..... Shit... I remember when Jewell had that one isle for the paper food stamps where every thing in it was black & white... the straight generic isle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 So Im in Camden NJ about 2 weeks ago and I park my car. In the gutter next to my car I find a wooden handle wrapped in duct tape with a piece of barbed wire stuck into the end of that shit and sharpened to a point... straight prison shank steez. You know you're in the ghetto when a mutherfucker is so hood he can't just grab a knife... True Story. just more evidence that New Jersey is the 8th level of hell, you gonna get stabbed with some wood/wire combo shit that dude probably shitted all over to give you an infection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansome B. Wonderful Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 this is my drink of choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 i don't know if this qualifies, but my when i moved into my last apartment, there was pieces of weave stuck to the walls and ceiling of the bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreSixO Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 i don't know if this qualifies, but my when i moved into my last apartment, there was pieces of weave stuck to the walls and ceiling of the bathroom. when I moved into my house there was still blood splatter on the ceiling of my roomates room, and theres a long list of scrawled numbers with names like Little D, P Diddy, Twany, and T Moe on the wall next to the door we joke about calling the numbers, but im sure if you have your number written on someones wall somewhere you probably change your number at least once a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 this is my drink of choice all my boriqua friends drink this but i personally think its disgusting... this that bid-ness.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 taste stale as soon as you crack em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war terror Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 my sister brought this home 1st grade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 thats sad shit man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 haven't seen tahiti treat in Canada since i was a kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T ReXXX Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 We bought a futon..and threw the box out on the curb..when we woke up the next morning....there was a dude sleeping in the box. Whenever its hot out...little black kids crack open fire hydrants and play in the street. Before our landlord moved into the downstairs apartment...some dude broke into it and was squatting there for almost a week..he had a vcr and shit. We threatened him with baseball bats and told him to leave. (different dude then the futon box) Yay for good neighborhoods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
got_that_work Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 does anybody have those 25 cent juices at the store? couldnt find pics... they dont even have a brand name, just the flavor. they look like lil barrels. anybody know what im talkin bout? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 what the heck are those pickles that are red Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 does anybody have those 25 cent juices at the store? couldnt find pics... they dont even have a brand name, just the flavor. they look like lil barrels. anybody know what im talkin bout? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 just more evidence that New Jersey is the 8th level of hell, you gonna get stabbed with some wood/wire combo shit that dude probably shitted all over to give you an infection I LOVE NJ. you gotta be born here to understand. Hate the guidos though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 jungle juice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 does anybody have those 25 cent juices at the store? couldnt find pics... they dont even have a brand name, just the flavor. they look like lil barrels. anybody know what im talkin bout? teeni juices Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 I saw Big Fizzes last night but they were $1.69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 the daily's little hug plant is 5 minutes away from my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 ok, you know you're living in the ghetto when someone asks you for money because they say they're hungry more than a few times a week and when you tell them ok, let's walk over to Mcd's and get something, they look all disappointed and either totally decline and walk away or walk with you all mad cause they know they're not $2.38 closer to coppin' that bump. And this ones for me.... you know you're livin' in the ghetto when EVERYBODY says to you "asalamalaikum brother man" (and I'm white) haha. OH, and I don't live in the hood anymore, I just kick it there sometimes, plus every mosque in every city is pretty much in the hood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 you know you live in the ghetto when there's a liquor thats called juce and it fucks you up and who said that thing about bears with guns in the ghetto can some please repeat it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerFuct Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 When I see a Harolds, I know im in the hood. Then I get a 5 piece with fries and wonder bread, jump off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so wtf y'all movin on up Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 QUARTER WATER BITCH! all this shit is second nature to me. walk outside and you got it. not sayin shit makes someone hardbody, but just that a lot of this stuff is what you take for granted when you move somewhere else and you can't find certain shit that was like "ohh yo, i use to drink/eat that all the time" and people are on here postin it like it's some rare hood delicacy. who gwan tess my horchata making skills? winter staple... a muss for the lady in your life's phone... the true chip of choice...cheaper than those rapsnacks... been takin into custody one too many times for this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 I saw a negro man today...... :eek: *locks doors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 the liqour store by my house has more varieties of blunts then they do cigarettes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 phh i can fit all 3 of my dicks in a magnum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apeshit1 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 love me some rap snacks yo !!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosa312 Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Chicago... summer of '92... that was some hood shit... went to visit my boy at the Robert Taylors (RIP) and there's a body in the hall that had been there for like a week and people just walked around it like it wasn't there.... I found out later that they just moved it to the basement when it got too nasty. True Story. There were books and new stories written about that shit... apparently it happened at a bunch of the jets that summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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