dylanresistance Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 near and dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 This is the reason I have never rode one single ride at an amusement park in my life. Fuck that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 black or white, still funny. everyone sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dylanresistance Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 This is the reason I have never rode one single ride at an amusement park in my life. Fuck that shit. your missin' out man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Nah man fuck that..even when I would go on the little like town fair rides I wasn't feelin it. Like on that ride where it is a big ship that swings up and down, I don't like the feeling in my stomach. I get all tense and can't breathe. I can't imagine riding some huge crazy shit that flys upside down and stuff. Maybe if I ate a couple Xanax I would be chill though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 What happens if I lose something while at the park? Lost and Found is located at the main entrance next to Guest Relations. Ride attendants cannot be responsible for articles left on ride platforms. Please secure all loose articles before boarding. Six Flags is not responsible for any lost, stolen or broken items. Items will be retrieved from ride areas when the park closes and kept at Lost and Found for seven days. For information regarding a lost article, please call (502) 366-2231. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 aw thats fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cart_Monkey Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 what really has to suck is going to school for journalism and then getting stuck talking to rednecks as six flags about something that has nothing to do with anything. I almost got hired in at a newspaper...would have went for it...but...it was far out from where I stay...and as a result...I would be dealing with stories and people of the above caliber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 i would never go to a six flags in kentucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 i'd rather kill myself than be a reporter in kentucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 On carnival rides that go upside down or fly around I always feel like i'm definitely about to fly out and eat major shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 What im most paranoid of is seeing the Six flags ride where your feet dangle out of it and it I can just see myself being on that ride and having it de-rail and fly into a lake or somthing and the chest harness still be strapped to me and struggling uselessly underwater and finnaly drowning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Superman ride is not so super. http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/21/six.flags.accident/index.html?eref=rss_topstories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Superman ride is not so super. Already a thread on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Superman ride is not so super. Aw, crap! I'm sorry. I should have checked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Re: Superman ride is not so super. that girl is going to cash in on that. i could deal without my feet for 15 million dollars. (that's not to say she is going to get that much, but you get the point). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Wooden rollercoasters are the shit. Fuck all these fancy schmancy metal rides that aren't even coasters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toke_wdc Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 She should make six FAGS buy her electronic feet. XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 while in Cairo, Egypt I was on a roller coaster with my 9 year old son. It was one of those coasters that do the loop and you go upside down, well, We sat down and pulled the bars over us and the ride pulls off, I'm thinking tha tthe bar was going to lock like It would in America.......nope, we're yelling to stop the ride and the dude just waves us off saying "malesh" and arabic slang word that means something like "don't worry about it" so I look at my son, and his face is like we're driving into a meant grinder and I'm trying to figure out how not to die at this very moment on some real live Mcguyver type s%#t. Now we're at the top of the incline and ready to start going down the hill, FAST! and I just grab hold to a bar in front of me with one of my arms wedged in the looped pole that comes down over my head and then my other arm through my sons bar, praying that when we go upside down that we don't fall out. I'm thinking , Damn, I can't beleive I'm going to die on a rollercoaster in Egypt, that sucks, because the way it was all going down, it really looked like we were going to fall out. well, I guess I was holding on pretty tight, because nothing happened and we got off the ride, when I came down, nobody was there even attending the ride. the dude left and I was heated. I threatened a few people that worked there until I got a crowd of them around me that didn't speak english, until one dude came acting all cool, speaking english telling me I didn't have anything to worry about because of the centrifigul force holding us in etc. etc... I realized I was in a very different part of the world at that point. damn, sorry for posting a book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARTOONKILLA Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 what do you expect retarded inbreeding hillbillys to actually build a roller coaster correctly. But anyways that shit is pretty crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 i watched jerry the other day where a tranny cut of her legs with a saw when she was 16....right below the knees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 already a thread son'. wtf ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 bush has raised the terror alert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 They should make a rollercoaster called the flying death bolt of satan blood... :lol: word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 i'd rather kill myself than be a reporter in kentucky haha, when faced with this choice, the second option is looking pretty sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manic_dm Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 i watched jerry the other day where a tranny cut of her legs with a saw when she was 16....right below the knees[/color]...that legless tranny blows a good dick....i tell you what:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted June 23, 2007 Share Posted June 23, 2007 anyone got flics yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdjk1 Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 Damn... She got no feet... TALKIN' 'BOUT "LETS KICK IT!" this didnt get as much lols as it deserves kinda. nevermind its kinda fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 YA FEEL ME THOUGH? I THOUGHT THAT WAS COMEDY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted June 24, 2007 Share Posted June 24, 2007 A coworker of mine used to work at the Six Flags here Cali and has told me that a lot of stories don't make it in to the paper. The park will pay people not to talk to the press... Blah, blah.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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