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“Dude, don’t fall backwards, you could die!”

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This is serious. You could really get hurt, I think. It’s really hard to tell without trying it for yourself. It’s also fucking hilarious. This is how to secure somebody, or yourself, to a tree without ropes or any other binding. God, I hope this is real.

 

Diagram:

 

grapevine.png

 

And here’s a video of a retard trying it out.

 

http://www.instructables.com/id/ETEQ8HYHEYEZ7BEWKP/

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as soon as i find a pole or tree that's five to seven inches in diameter, i have to try this.

 

edit: try it out on someone else.

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I bet a stipper can do it like a champ. They dont need a rope to pull themselves up . . .

 

stripper_pole.jpg

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hahaha I love that sight I saw it a weekago!!!!! I dont get it either...

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no no no the question is if you fall backwards you wil die why is this?! Sneak knows to bad he caught teh banz from his werk...

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but what if a handicap did this? they wouldnt have problems with airflow. . . . maybe?

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i think i could get out of that position...i'd just wiggle my small ass foot through the crevis of my bent leg. i'm somewhat flexible. i could see guys having a hard time with it, but not falling back and dying.

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you know someone with no legs just might be able to handle this...

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Maybe it works on the principle of your legs cramping and being stressed if you fall back it will block your airflow.

 

Legs.

 

A person "with" legs attached. Handicaped.

 

you stick a knive and they woulnd feel it.

 

I dont see why airflow wound be a problem there.

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lets say this guy...

 

20060126-tx-thompson-1.jpg

 

have him do it. will he make it or die? since his legs are no use no mo.

 

Sidenote- Not saying lets do it (google image)

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What the hell does airflow have to do with your legs?

 

 

DUUUDE THATS WHERE YOU LUNGS ARE!!!

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I guess if you put all your weight upon your legs like that so they lock up and you fall backwards you're going to be shifting the wieght now to the upper body in that position causing hyper expansion of the lungs, severe breathing difficulty which would eventually cause death by asphyxiation

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