redeyedanimal Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 "Confucius say, man who scratches balls should not bite fingernails." ~Confucius. (not seriously) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 this is what I can think of right now - not great but not bad - "I am tomorrow, or some future day, what I establish today. I am today what I established yesterday or some previous day." - James Joyce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplegrape Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 "In a world where billions believe their deity conceived a mortal child with a virgin human, it's stunning how little imagination most people display." -Chuck Palahniuk ('Rant' i think) Good Author if ever interested, 'Diary' is pretty good too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 "IF YOU WANT TO BE HAPPY, DONT THINK" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalasfock Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 Never make someone a priority if to them you are simply an option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.feeny Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 "every damn day i smoke dank, cause igot things on my mind icant shake". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EAZYDUZIT Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 "If you're not 1st, you're last" -secrete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Always remember that the same things that float your boat can also capsize it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 "Woe to you, my Princess, when I come. I will kiss you quite red and feed you till you are plump. And if you are froward, you shall see who is the stronger, a gentle little girl who doesn't eat enough, or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body." - A love letter from Freud to his fiancée.' this had me rolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrdoctor Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 "we dont remeber days.we remeber moments." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 "CORN FEED BREED" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Searching is half the fun: life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.- Jimmy Buffett Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwriteforkicks Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 " I'll put shoes on the footless. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. mitch hedberg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLFATS Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 i pooped my pants-me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HellBusRide Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 "I dont take drugs,I am drugs" -Salvador Dali "Love is a fog in the morning before the sun comes up,before the first light of reality hits" -Charles Bukowski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 “We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one.” -Voltaire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Mano De Dios Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 A goal without a plan is just a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before... birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf........ stoplights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashed tangerine Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 ''Who gives a shit what you believe! In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes.'' - Total Recall film Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dream Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 “There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.” “Feed the poor and get rich or feed the rich and get poor.” Colonel Sanders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIRTY D Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Mano De Dios Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 BARFLY Eddie: All you gotta do is beg for a little mercy. Henry: Quittin' to you would be like swallowin' piss for eternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spankye3 Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 NEVER GO FULL RETARD!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 http://www.manofest.com/Content/the-dumbest-john-madden-quotes-of-all-time.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 :lol: JOHN MADDEN IS THE BIGGEST IDIOT EVER. GOD BLESS HIS SOUL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 "just throw that nigga over your shoulders"- Snoe Woods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 "if you act foul you 'll get 2 shots and 1." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Mano De Dios Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Jack stop telling people your Ozzy Osbourne son to get into places, your a fucking loser! -Ozzy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Do me a favor. look in the mirror and shoot the first thing you see!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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