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shiiiit. Where do I start, everyday a white person says some shit to me that tops the shit I heard the day before.

 

let me see last night some cave bitch asked me if I could teach her to pop and lock.

 

really.

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Re: CRAZIEST THING A WHITE PERSON HAS EVER SAID TO ME

 

some punk white girl asked me to teach her how to crip walk.... when i mean punk i mean gauges, black crazy hair with all sorts of highlights, 3 lip piercings, tounge ring, eyebrow pierced, the whole deal.... my reply, ".....no."

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sitting in class the other day, before the proffessor came, some metalhead skater overhears another white guy listening to some house/trance on his ipod:

 

"dude that is like suuuuuchhhhh shitty music bro. i know good music, and like, there's noooooo way you can mosh to that crap. fuckin-A."

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"*sobbing* can i please use your phone? my boyfriend pulled a knife on me and he's crazy. i need to call my dad. oooh nice fishies!"

 

- heroin addict white girl that used to live next door, dating a white guy who used to flip out on her; then took notice of my fish tank

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Re: CRAZIEST THING A WHITE PERSON HAS EVER SAID TO ME

 

I'm ethnic but i have a white name.

 

White guy: Whats your name?

 

Me: *States white name*

 

White guy: No i mean your real name

 

Me: That is my real name

 

White guy: No its not, its like muhammed or something.

 

Me: Oh is it?

 

White guy: I dont know, but its not the name you just told me your real names something different.

 

Me: Yeah, i'll look into it. (sarcastically)

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I found out some bitch didn't know what a fucking Audi was after I had to break down the use of it when saying bye to someone.

 

Uhhhm...

 

I'll explain to this guy I know who does H.Ron that I'm at my crib just chillin and stuff fresh home from work, then 5 minues later he'll be like 'so whats up dude whats goin on where ya at?"

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Re: CRAZIEST THING A WHITE PERSON HAS EVER SAID TO ME

 

some punk white girl asked me to teach her how to crip walk.... when i mean punk i mean gauges, black crazy hair with all sorts of highlights, 3 lip piercings, tounge ring, eyebrow pierced, the whole deal.... my reply, ".....no."

 

 

wow you denied someone crip walking lessons....that girl sounds like a faggot...and so do you!!

 

besides are you a crip??? or just someone that knows how to do some cool dance like that cause you are a hip hop loverlord???

 

jut cause that idiot girl dressed like that definitely does not make her punk!

 

and what does being white have to do with anything??? i met plenty of black punks!!

 

get a clue faggot!

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Re: CRAZIEST THING A WHITE PERSON HAS EVER SAID TO ME

 

wow you denied someone crip walking lessons....that girl sounds like a faggot...and so do you!!

 

besides are you a crip??? or just someone that knows how to do some cool dance like that cause you are a hip hop loverlord???

 

jut cause that idiot girl dressed like that definitely does not make her punk!

 

and what does being white have to do with anything??? i met plenty of black punks!!

 

get a clue faggot!

 

 

well she was white... she listens to punk music n all that other rock shit.. and what does you knowing black punks gotta do with what she asked me? does it even matter really...

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