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CRAZIEST THING A WHITE PERSON HAS EVER SAID TO STEAL YOUR JOB

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shiiiit. Where do I start, everyday a white person says some shit to me that tops the shit I heard the day before.

 

let me see last night some cave bitch asked me if I could teach her to pop and lock.

 

really.

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LOL

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all black people ever say to me is "give me your money" or "hey man wanna buy some crack?"

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some punk white girl asked me to teach her how to crip walk.... when i mean punk i mean gauges, black crazy hair with all sorts of highlights, 3 lip piercings, tounge ring, eyebrow pierced, the whole deal.... my reply, ".....no."

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let me see last night some cave bitch asked me if I could teach her to pop and lock.

 

really.

 

 

hahahhhahaa

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these threads are real dumb.

 

ps- i hate everyone. fuck a color.

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sitting in class the other day, before the proffessor came, some metalhead skater overhears another white guy listening to some house/trance on his ipod:

 

"dude that is like suuuuuchhhhh shitty music bro. i know good music, and like, there's noooooo way you can mosh to that crap. fuckin-A."

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"only like 1/4 of L.A. is actually nice. the rest is shitty. you can move into a nice neighborhood, but it depends where you move and what kind of people live there."

 

- computer geek that fixed my computer

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"*sobbing* can i please use your phone? my boyfriend pulled a knife on me and he's crazy. i need to call my dad. oooh nice fishies!"

 

- heroin addict white girl that used to live next door, dating a white guy who used to flip out on her; then took notice of my fish tank

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"GD ALL DAY NIGGA!"

white boy said throwin up the forks for a pic...

:nope:

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whats up my nigga

 

 

 

im white too....

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"no, we arnt driving down MLK!!!, we will take another way"

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I'm ethnic but i have a white name.

 

White guy: Whats your name?

 

Me: *States white name*

 

White guy: No i mean your real name

 

Me: That is my real name

 

White guy: No its not, its like muhammed or something.

 

Me: Oh is it?

 

White guy: I dont know, but its not the name you just told me your real names something different.

 

Me: Yeah, i'll look into it. (sarcastically)

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"INSERT EVERYTHING EVERY WHITE BITCH HAS EVER SAID TO ME"

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I found out some bitch didn't know what a fucking Audi was after I had to break down the use of it when saying bye to someone.

 

Uhhhm...

 

I'll explain to this guy I know who does H.Ron that I'm at my crib just chillin and stuff fresh home from work, then 5 minues later he'll be like 'so whats up dude whats goin on where ya at?"

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"Are you an illegal?"

 

only funny cause im not mexican

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every white guy in school:hey you chinese?

me:no im korean

every white guy in school:eh same dif.

me:no its a pretty damn big difference.

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