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Weekend Madness..

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Now actually I was already buzzed before the night started, on account of buying a pack of Guinness because BoogieHands said so.

 

Anyway at the request of a few here are the pictures from last night...

 

First we were at Red Robins, because our friend was getting his hair cut and we needed somewhere to go...

 

My girl drank a few of these.

 

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See I told you...

 

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Then Reuben Kinkaid showed up and looked gay and shit.

 

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Then we all left and went to some other bar and I decided we would only drink martinis the whole time there, because I'm a genius. I ordered appletinis because that's what Zach Braff drinks.

 

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PROOF!

 

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Oh also Friday night is apparently 6 dollar triple martini night, which somewhat influenced my martini idea.

 

Then things started getting pretty blurry. Here is a picture in circle form.

 

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Then Hydrogen Peroxide who was also there grabbed the waitresses boob. She totally wanted to suck all of our dicks off, including the girls, she was flirting all night. I don't think we tipped her.

 

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Then out of nowhere (in my mind) RKs girl showed up, I yelled at her several times about the importance of ordering martinis. She obliged.

 

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When I get drunk I pick out one thing to do with my hand, then I do it all night. That way I don't have to think about what to do with my hands when I take a picture. On this night, it was devil horns. I'm metal. Martini-steez.

 

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Then we left and walked around a bit, then I was like, "YO!" and my dude was like, "What?".

 

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And I was like, "That bitch is dying on the ground!!!"

 

I don't know if she was dying, but she was definitely on the ground.

 

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Apparently, umbrellas don't stop cars... Who knew?

 

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Then they took her away. So it wasn't fun anymore. So I decided to find something to entertain myself.

 

This is them taking her away in case you were skeptical.

 

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So what I found to entertain myself was this bum. I gave him a can and I told him to write on things.

 

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He wrote "Goat" on things.

 

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Then we took a group photo. Here it is.

 

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Then apparently I was like, "FUCK COACH!!!!", and wrote on their store. I actually don't remember doing this...

 

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Then I was like "Yo fuck public transportation!!!1", and to show my anger I wrote on this bus.

 

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Look at the people inside... They were a little confused about things...

 

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Then I was like, "Yo fuck this building, this shit is gay!!!" and in my best neckface-esque handstizzle, I showed the building how I felt.

 

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Then I saw this dude, and my girlfriend told him to sing a song about Brittany Spears. He sung about her tight cunt. I gave him some change...

 

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Then I was like, "Yo fuck not taking a photo with this dude!" and totally did.

 

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Also I forgot to mention that I gave that particular can to the bum, because it blew up and leaked all over me... In case you're like, "Yo I bet that can didn't even leak and get all over eastbays hands...", I got this.

 

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Then my girlfriend told us she was going to teach us a 'cultural lesson', and she took us to this store. Apparently to show us what a store in Rwanda is like...

 

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Sweet. Single serving shitty food and chocolate milk... Awesome.

 

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I know what you're thinking, "Yo EB! How much are ice cream sammiches there?!?!"... Well...

 

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Then we climbed on some shit because we totally kinged being drunk that night. I actually did more dumb shit but I think some shit shall be left out.

 

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Enjoy.

 

Also post flicks of your weekend.

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I've actually never had one until last night, that's how I decided I should drink 5 of them.

 

Yes they are pretty tasty.

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"And I was like, "That bitch is dying on the ground!!!"

 

I don't know if she was dying, but she was definitely on the ground."

yeah, totally

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that dead lady on the ground with the umbrella was totally askin for it.

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wait...is this canadia?

 

*edit* cause if its the 604 then thats home to my favorite emcee....urban rage!

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Martinis are amazing.

 

Appletinis are for ladys and gays.

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Then Reuben Kinkaid showed up and looked gay and shit..

when isnt he looking gay.

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I thought those couple of jackasses from Denver probably had the funniest thread running but I think I'm going to say that you just pulled into the lead with this one. I feel you on all this shit. But now the questions is.... can you stay in front of the race?

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pretty funny

 

I'm usually pretty unconcerned with incriminating photos, but don't you think you might be pushing it a little bit?

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hahaha why are you wearing headphones in the bar homie?? or is that bluetooth type deal for your phone?

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I just never took my headphones off, I really didn't think about it. I was drunk and stuff. Plus I'm always worrying about losing stuff. I don't like taking my jacket off either.

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I like the play by play photos. And I like girls dying in the street. I expect a weekend madness part 2 for tonight.

 

Fuck dude this sucks I'm sitting in a parking lot picking this chick up from work. This pretty much blows... but vagina w. Out dinner is the shit. Thank god for mobile internet aka my sidekick

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