~KRYLON2~ Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 SPIDERS scare the shit out of me http://www.museum.state.il.us/ismdepts/zoology/collections/spider/roll03/loxosceles_reclusa.jpg death to all spiders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 HEIGHTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I actually like spiders because I hate bugs. Big bugs creep me out when I first see them. When I lived in my old house about a year ago a cockroach found it's way up to the fifth floor, and when things were starting to get hot and heavy with my then girlfriend, the fucker decides to run across my bed sheet. She didn't see it but I did and got the fuck out of my room. I tried to kill it with a shoe but that didn't do shit so I had to get a prong and that worked. It was still moving while skewered. Gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 People. Birds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 snakes - i can live without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 eeeeeeeeehhhhheeeeeeemmmm......eehem..... I AINT EVA SCUUUUUURED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2me Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 im scared of loosing my freedom.... and naked old people :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted January 30, 2007 Author Share Posted January 30, 2007 spider bites suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I am scared of nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebsBK Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 speaking in large groups being locked up for a long time going cold turkey off opiates and benzodiazapines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 going from a well lit place, and then walking into a place that is pitch black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 im scared of this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 lol ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X22 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 papercut to the eyeball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Bugs....big time I broke a car window once on account of a bug but that's a story for another day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PERMAFRIED_ Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 dying of a heart attack at a very young age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 5 years from now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 and ugly women too. I had this 30 year old crack head trying to spit game at me, then I go to see grandma at the hospital and the fat nurse is asking me if Im on myspace. good grief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSone Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 bugs, no more for me.... sus people scare me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Recently every night when I went to sleep I would get itchy bumps on my lower legs, around same spot every night. Well today I was lookin around the side of my bed i found three mother fuckin spiders just chillin in their web, I squished the shit out of those fools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 A teensy weensy spider Climbed up my sleeping snout. I sneezed aloud like thunder and Blew the spider out. Up climbed again the spider To show that he had spunk. He tickled my nose again and I blew out the little punk. The spider not one to cower Under the threat of my snout, The spider climbed up in again And again I blew him out. This time he landed very hard; Was plastered to the wall. Said the itsy bitsy spider, This is not a good idea at all. Still a little later The spider did appear. I poked and dug to cure my etch; He now lives in my ear. The End so for those afraid of spiders i hope you know you are always being watched by a spider no matter where you are studies have shown that spiders are no more than 5 feet away from us at 1 time and another thing an average human will eat 7 spiders in there life time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 sleep tight tonight kids tonight might be the night a spider crawls in yer ear and lays eggs in yer brain and after a few weeks you will have spiders crawling out of yer open holes hahhahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 I got bit by a black widow... Then it developed into a staph infection. That shit's bummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Answering this question.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 cockroaches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 heights and making less than 100k when im 40. i think everything else i could take care of with a firearm if i really needed to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 riding shotgun with someones whose drunk driving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 they say in the average person's lifetime they swallow like 10 spiders (i forgot the number)..... that said i was in the shower one morning and i felt something in the back of my throat so i hacked it up and spit it out onto my hand...it was a fucking spider and it was in a ball but then it suddenly came to life and crawled off my hand and down the drain fucking scared the shitoutta me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 open water i hate being out in the middle of the ocean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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