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I actually like spiders because I hate bugs. Big bugs creep me out when I first see them.

 

When I lived in my old house about a year ago a cockroach found it's way up to the fifth floor, and when things were starting to get hot and heavy with my then girlfriend, the fucker decides to run across my bed sheet. She didn't see it but I did and got the fuck out of my room. I tried to kill it with a shoe but that didn't do shit so I had to get a prong and that worked. It was still moving while skewered. Gross.

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A teensy weensy spider

Climbed up my sleeping snout.

I sneezed aloud like thunder and

Blew the spider out.

 

Up climbed again the spider

To show that he had spunk.

He tickled my nose again and

I blew out the little punk.

 

The spider not one to cower

Under the threat of my snout,

The spider climbed up in again

And again I blew him out.

 

This time he landed very hard;

Was plastered to the wall.

Said the itsy bitsy spider,

This is not a good idea at all.

 

Still a little later

The spider did appear.

I poked and dug to cure my etch;

He now lives in my ear.

 

The End

 

 

so for those afraid of spiders i hope you know you are always being watched by a spider no matter where you are studies have shown that spiders are no more than 5 feet away from us at 1 time and another thing an average human will eat 7 spiders in there life time

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they say in the average person's lifetime they swallow like 10 spiders (i forgot the number).....

 

that said i was in the shower one morning and i felt something in the back of my throat so i hacked it up and spit it out onto my hand...it was a fucking spider and it was in a ball but then it suddenly came to life and crawled off my hand and down the drain

 

 

fucking scared the shitoutta me

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