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~KRYLON2~

what are you scared of?

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I actually like spiders because I hate bugs. Big bugs creep me out when I first see them.

 

When I lived in my old house about a year ago a cockroach found it's way up to the fifth floor, and when things were starting to get hot and heavy with my then girlfriend, the fucker decides to run across my bed sheet. She didn't see it but I did and got the fuck out of my room. I tried to kill it with a shoe but that didn't do shit so I had to get a prong and that worked. It was still moving while skewered. Gross.

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speaking in large groups

being locked up for a long time

going cold turkey off opiates and benzodiazapines

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and ugly women too. I had this 30 year old crack head trying to spit game at me, then I go to see grandma at the hospital and the fat nurse is asking me if Im on myspace. good grief.

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Recently every night when I went to sleep I would get itchy bumps on my lower legs, around same spot every night. Well today I was lookin around the side of my bed i found three mother fuckin spiders just chillin in their web, I squished the shit out of those fools.

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A teensy weensy spider

Climbed up my sleeping snout.

I sneezed aloud like thunder and

Blew the spider out.

 

Up climbed again the spider

To show that he had spunk.

He tickled my nose again and

I blew out the little punk.

 

The spider not one to cower

Under the threat of my snout,

The spider climbed up in again

And again I blew him out.

 

This time he landed very hard;

Was plastered to the wall.

Said the itsy bitsy spider,

This is not a good idea at all.

 

Still a little later

The spider did appear.

I poked and dug to cure my etch;

He now lives in my ear.

 

The End

 

 

so for those afraid of spiders i hope you know you are always being watched by a spider no matter where you are studies have shown that spiders are no more than 5 feet away from us at 1 time and another thing an average human will eat 7 spiders in there life time

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sleep tight tonight kids tonight might be the night a spider crawls in yer ear and lays eggs in yer brain and after a few weeks you will have spiders crawling out of yer open holes hahhahahah

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I got bit by a black widow... Then it developed into a staph infection.

 

That shit's bummy.

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