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The crappiest thing about new years....

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If you have an ex you still like, you're aware of the exact date and time she is kissing someone else.

 

Fuck

 

 

no emo

 

edit: but that can be offset by just sleeping through the stroke of midnight

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man, My girlfriend of two years broke up with me on boxing day (out of nowhere), got herself kicked out out of her house by her family the next day and is living at some other guys house as of last night. Worst New Years of my life.

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That's why you kiss another girl at the same time, to counteract.

 

Alternatively, you could not be a pussy.

 

hmmm, not much of a pussy so the logical choice was to kiss the girl i was with last night. But she was being a bitch thus did not want to kiss her.

 

So yeah, i just went to sleep 40 minutes before midnight. Problem solved

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she is someone elses problem now.

me and my x is like oil and water.

 

it sucks that they dont just die when you

break it off with them. Shit would be

alot better that way

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actually the hangover i had all day today was way worst than you're female troubles

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I sat at home killing americans and nazi's on my computer still hungover from saturday nights Wolfpack Hockey Game...AHL blows my testicles...

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nah, my ex's dont go for douches.

 

I don't pick up on girls that have low standards in men.

 

 

 

 

uh......zing

 

 

ha ha, c'mon boxcars, you'rte here to keep me on my toes boyo

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actually that's a lie. did you happen to fuck a girl named jessica last night lens?

 

no. I was irritated with a girl named diana

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