Dick Quickwood Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 we'll see about that constipation now ,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 it must be that vegan diet they're on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 best thing ever said to me after sex. "next time you can make me bleed a little" dont judge me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 we don't judge...wait, actually everyone on here does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 i dont care. i like to fuck with knives out. sue me. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 hey, i don't really care what you like to do..and who gives a fuck what anyone on here says anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the man the myth the GOON Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 "Could you please stop punching me in the back of the head?" "Your still conscience!?" pssssych but that would be awesome... damnit some1. your spelling/grammar/bad english pisses me off more regularly than anyone on here. CONSCIOUS is the word you're looking for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faythrokskione Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 "POW, RIGHT IN DA KISSER.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 hey, i don't really care what you like to do..and who gives a fuck what anyone on here says anyway you care.....oh you care alright!!!!:p :scrambled: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 i don't care about most things hahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 "Whyd you make me call you 88" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 me and a good friend of mine have been saying christmas related things when were going to spill with our respective females on wednesday i said here comes santa's sleigh and the girl was kinda like what a fucking clown/giggling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*ATOMICWEDGIE* Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 "Do you know where I can catch the #78 bus?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 hahahaha Glik0, that is funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downsouthjnkin Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 "Do you know where I can catch the #78 bus?" bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 "don't flush the condom!" in my younger days, i briefly dated this guy. the first time we had sex, the guy said "i'm sorry it's small".... i didn't really know how to react to that statement. maybe i should have said "i'm sorry, too.. captain obvious". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Hahaha.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 When I'm out and talking to a girl and that issue comes up I tell her I got a small dick, half truth, all night as little jokes here in there. "Its 2 inches when I'm soft 3 when I'm hard" or "Kinda like a turtlehead but when I'm hard I'm just below average" The reason why I do this is a setup for the final joke of the night and only if the girl is digging me. "In all seriousness I joke about how small my dick is but I got to tell you I really dont think 8 inches is that small" At that point it gets a laugh and an idea put into her head. Now shes got to see it. After all the subtle comments through out the conversation, all the setups, and ideas of different sizes in her head(no pun intended) she'll usually take the bait and go home with me if the vibe is there. At this point that relates to the thread and the above stated comment by saraday I tell the girl afterwards "See told you I wasnt that small" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 put your fucking clothes on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 "oh shit, i can hear my parents.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 horrible first post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4thefence Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 "Well that was different." "Gross, it's oozing out" and the greatest thing said to me after sex, " That was incredible, I'm not gonna charge you this time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayersz Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Don't go down there!! I'm due to lose my mucus plug at any moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 you hungry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayersz Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Always. I have the hunger for a meat curtain sandwich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 ...it broke?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 When I'm out and talking to a girl and that issue comes up I tell her I got a small dick, half truth, all night as little jokes here in there. "Its 2 inches when I'm soft 3 when I'm hard" or "Kinda like a turtlehead but when I'm hard I'm just below average" The reason why I do this is a setup for the final joke of the night and only if the girl is digging me. "In all seriousness I joke about how small my dick is but I got to tell you I really dont think 8 inches is that small" At that point it gets a laugh and an idea put into her head. Now shes got to see it. After all the subtle comments through out the conversation, all the setups, and ideas of different sizes in her head(no pun intended) she'll usually take the bait and go home with me if the vibe is there. At this point that relates to the thread and the above stated comment by saraday I tell the girl afterwards "See told you I wasnt that small" its not really a trick. but dear god does that work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 All to well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 um.was that a moustache ride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 28, 2006 Share Posted December 28, 2006 "Want me to get you some cereal?" Yeaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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