*ATOMICWEDGIE*

Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got till its gone....

Not a looker in the bunch...

Senior citizens still can't master the calculator but have no problem locating big wet asses on the net. Funny stuff.

Homeboy pours his heart out and in return gets "bitches is shiesty"? This was amusing however.

Never thought there was anything new that was any good on network tv. Just watched the same episodes of the simpsons and seinfeld over and over. Then someone told me to watch The Office. One of the best shows ever made.

Seems to me that theres a whole lot more outlets available these days for corporations and their marketing departments to reach out and beat you over the head with what they think you should be listening to. All the mainstream garbage is just more in your face. Just like always, you have to put in some work and know where to look for whats hot. Expecting MTV to tell you what time it is is like expecting fox news to tell you the real deal. Am I high and rambling?

^^^^ Whats a walkie talkie?

Dig this - My phone makes phone calls AND takes pictures. Theres literally a camera INSIDE the phone. Its craze.

Your flicks suck a fat one...

I'd fuck the cake sitting on the kitchen table that Claire baked. Then cover up the hole with a paper towel and re-glaze the cake. Nobody would be the wiser. I liked that episode...

I hear you! Firdays do suck! I'm cool with Fridays though...

You're really very special

Next thing you know butt fucking a man is going to be considered gay.

Nacho 2006!!! Whats wrong with you people?

"The fault lies in the sandwich construction." I liked that sentence. I'm going to start telling people that I constructed a sandwich for lunch.

MST3K All day every day

"Do you know where I can catch the #78 bus?"

I'm in flavor country.

Its no longer just a meal. I've transformed this delicacy into an art form. Trader Joes Wisconsin cheddar (it cooks fast which is key as after a few tokes any meal preperation can feel like a monumental endeavor). Mix cheese packet, milk, and butter in a pot under medium heat prior to macaroni application. Add macaroni and a handful or more of shredded cheese to the pot which should still be under medium heat. Add broccoli if your feeling healthy. Its your basic recipe I guess. The key is really handfulls of shredded cheese. Ummm yeah. Come on stoners!! Kick down your mealtime tactics! I'm hungry. Am I really thirty years old? Is it really Saturday night? Did i really just spend time writting this? WOW Wheres the spell check on this bitch anyway? I just had to check the kitchen cabinet twice to see if thats how you really spell cheddar.