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ayersz

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  1. Re: Great Pictures~ I want to see the pic of this guy's landing. Can you say, Road Rash!!!!
  2. Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD Gotta love the shove to the face after spikin' your own nuts. Classic!
  3. smoke weed bro...it warms the soul
  4. Yo Grenades, my boy Paint wanted me to take a pic of his nutz for ya...enjoy!!!
  5. I'm writing in blood fart for president. Move over Hilary, dar be a new queen in town. Print this post nationwide and your in like flin. Plus, how awesome would it be to see our Prez ride'n in to Marine1 from da Whitehouse on her new BMX.....SWEET
  6. Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD You can't teach the true meaning of horror such as that!! The look, panic and reaction is what hollywood strives for. Nicely done
  7. This is some good shit bro's. Love'n it like my McD's.
  8. Give the guy a break! He's obviously tweak'n and we are fortunate enough to be able to make sense of his babble.
  9. Son, yuz need to watch more porn. Treat the Friday Night Freak like the hoe she is and jiz on her face. Then finish with peeing in her butt. Enjoy big Papa!!
  10. http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee69/disneyfan007/10m.jpg
  11. HA HA HA yo dat shitz it funny. Good shit Paint
  12. you waited until the 6th grade? Dude you were behind on the curve bro! HA
  13. Dude...I think that's my pillow. Paint you fucker....here all this time I thought I was droolin' like a mother fo. That explains why my face iz all broke out. I'M GONNA KICK YO AZZ!!!
  14. Yo Rook, If this dude finds out that you fucked with his photo.....you better run fo ya life!!! He will beat yo azz!!!
  15. To be able to grade it and compare with ass from above....it must be in a thong or bare it all!!!
  16. I tried yellin' out "hey there'z no toilet paper in here" and got hella looks when i walked out. wish i'z had a camera. that'z funny shit yo
  17. Funny, don't recall seeing that commercial on TV
  18. got to save my skrilla for paint and beerz yo. picz from my poloriod won't post
  19. ayersz

    Jokes

    YO MOMMA SO STUPID... Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test! Yo momma so stupid, she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink! Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K." Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo momma so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read. Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind. Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo momma so stupid she asked you, "What is the number for 911?" Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too." Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so stupid that under, "Education," on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics." Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo momma so stupid she watches, "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday. Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course. Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut. Yo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book. Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch. Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus. Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hourr virus. Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg. Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper . Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home. Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."
  20. Re: is it ever a good idea to snitch? you can move in with me and we can be the ones hangin' out on the porch swing complainin bout traffic and good old times.
  21. SADDAM was reborn by way of BUKKAKE
  22. Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD paint4free's last love....ladies bware!!!
  23. yo love2paint.........don't trip. its cool if shez hot. can i hit it?
  24. Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD I like ur stuff sheROCK. always got the goods. u rock
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