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That bitch is liftin' the brother off his feet! DAMN!

If ya got a point, just say it. In English would be preferred!!!

there is stuff for that!!

If ya gonna go cheap just buy the Mad Dog 20/20....its got mad flava, cheap, and it'll fuck ya shit up

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said, "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep, the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5.00 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did, " chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

Yo, you got a gardener...SWEET!!!

I voted for Jenna Jameson

Good thing, you probably don't have a bike light mounted on that Schwinn

pissed in her butt, then spoozed

Friends don't let friends drive drunk....M.A.D.D. I need a good DUI lawyer today

Jacking off taken to a whole other world...Good job Bro!

I am so fucking glad that today is election day. If I had to watch another day of political commercials and be bothered with automated phone calls regarding candidates or political propositions....I would have gone fucking postal!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

Video took too long to upload....ran out of Tang and patience. I heard the real estate is taking off, better buy now. Tang is sold cheap up there!!!

Greens cooking in the background...ready at intermission!!!

Cash gifts usually follow the walk of shame...so it could be worth it...depending on how proud ur family is of ya

Re: Great Pictures~ nice stache...anyone else notice that there's something missing from his jock? and WTF is with the jock and leather anyway? How tough are U now Mr. 1%er

That cauz u still hadn't turned in ur books..and the waz holdin ur Diploma.

Sign up...I hear that u get to built sand castles in Iraq. Sounds like lots of fun. All the guys are drinking moonshine, lookin at porn, playin in the sand, smokin whatever they can get their hands on. Must B a rookiE recruiter....after hearing what my recruiter just told me///I'm all in.

NaKeD!!! When and WhRe. CausE U know wez comin. I'll be da 1 takin the flicks. HA, styl'n u out girl w/FAME. I see front cover of Playboy in ur future

Once you pitch it off---Dude, it all over!!! Backlog starts to set in and then the pain. WTF let it go, GOLDEN SHOWERS FOR ALL. Remember that we deliver the pain and suffering, the spread eagle meat taco enjoys it.

There are some good flicks that have been mentioned and tough to narrow down: TOP 5 Tombstone (Go figure) Full Metal Jacket Braveheart Good Fellas Top Gun New thread needs to be opened bout TOP 5 porn flicks!!!!

Too funny

GOT MILK?

I'm not sure where I heard it from, but I remember when I was a kid that someone told me that jacking off to much would lead to hairy palms.....LIARS!!!

HA, while you guys net the porn...I'm banging all your girls!!! Surfs UP!