blood fart Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SneakandCreep, You know about the Pizza Thrash Party this week, huh? The Metalocalypse one? You're going to miss out on tons of fun. Hopefully I don't vomit. Love, Shotgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear rockstar vodka, why do you have to taste so good? you really help the day go faster AND i get more shit done. I hope all this seeing each other doesnt become a habit. HP /Sauced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear irish. stop being sick, and get some sleep nukka love self Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear City Of Berkeley- Why did you shut off my water without telling me? I was about to take a massive dump. Now I have to go to the taqueria and do so. Also, you are fucking with my weed butter plans. This will not abide. Continue with these utility shenanigans and I will go h4x0r all the computers at the library. Data vipers and keyloggers galore. Goatse and Tubgirl desktops all the livelong day. Changed passwords. I have the power. Bring back my H2O. Fucking fuck you fucking fucks, The Maker Of Death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear tuesday, you have given me the blues. :( ssn dear roadpig, i mailed you something yesterday. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SneakandCreep, You know about the Pizza Thrash Party this week, huh? The Metalocalypse one? You're going to miss out on tons of fun. Hopefully I don't vomit. Love, Shotgun Dear Bloodfart, Yeah, I heard the news. I also have season one of Metalocalypse. I wish i could join you, but you live so far away. Hopfully you wont wake up with a rock and roll clown..... he does cocaine. yours always, - Sneak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted December 12, 2007 Author Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear winter. you're SO gay. still. hibernating/antisocial/cold edogggggggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sleep, i hope i see you again sometime soon for longer than 2 hours at a time. yes. aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Airlines.. why the fuck are you so expensive in January.. you are ruining my plans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12oz, I have a craving for Rangpor Tanquery and bananas Somebody hook me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivouno Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear dr.pepper machine at work, I really appreciate you taking my last dollar, me being so thirsty and all. I hate third shift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Lower Lip- Can you be just a little bit stronger? Some girl was talking to me tonight and I went all vacant (not your fault, I do that when I've had a drink or ten) and she said that it was "cute" that there was drool coming out of the corner of my mouth. Get it together, pal. You know that there's two potential fists attached to this body and that it's not afraid of self-abuse. Sincerely, The left-right-left-right kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear BF i'm trying hard to to be at the TP...whatever This shit is making me a nervous wreck and I need to get out of here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear eatso- Things happen. I hope they work out for the best for you. Yours truly, Stiff upper lip oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Shai this is the one of the worst things that's happened in my short life. I am scared of this shit, it sucks. stupid fucking police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Shut up- Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up. And start shutting up. Thank me later, Dr. Tight Lips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo word man, johnny tightlips style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12oz, Can you ban me for like, a week? I have work to do but end up on here because it's infinitely more enjoyable than feminist psychology and community building approaches to healthcare papers. Thanks. -Procrastination Oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear ASS- Doesn't work. -Been there, tried that oneski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear FUCKING NERD SITTING NEXT TO ME, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SHIRT AND TIE TO SCHOOL YOU NERD MOTHERFUCKER. LISTENING TO STREAMING CLASSICAL MUSIC. TYPING SO HARD AND LOUD ITS SHAKING THE DESK. I WANT TO PUNCH YOU THROUGH YOUR GLASSES. FUCK YOU, ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Wow, I might seriously assault this dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear kids, You know I enjoy our study trips and all of that. But can you please stop getting me sick? I still haven't gotten over the last time you got me sick. Now I have a sore throat. And once again, I will have to tell some dude that we can make out if he is willing to risk getting a sore throat. He will more than likely not care. Still, I don't like always being sick. It makes me look bad. And feel worse. Stop being so germy. Thanks, Tired of being sick Dear eatso, Come down this week. Bring that other guy. He is friends with the friend you are going to be staying with at that Fun Spit house. We can all PTP together. Love, Bringin' The Ruckus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Me, You're the mother fucking man. Good shit on sticking to your plans and now being able to live clean and not feel sick anymore. Thanks for not beating that shit talking pill fiend's face in with your baton and just giving him the money you owed him so he would go away forever. Now everyone that was trash is completely off your cock, you got everything on lock and shit is lovely. Oh keep up that fucking habit of staying dipped in fly gear cus how many bitches clocked you this morning? Atleast 12. Dear Coworkers, Thanks for calling out today. I feel so much more relaxed when I don't have to have the steady thought of how you are all probably sitting around like lazy fucks while I do more work. I'd rather just be here myself and do it all myself. Especially the one fuck, you REALLY annoy the fuck out of me sometimes. I try to act like it doesn't out of pity, but inside I cannot help but to think how retarded and naive you are. Rofl. Dear Boss, Fire these niggas and let me collect how much everyone gets paid all together. I can do as much as we get done in a day just by myself. Word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear dr.pepper machine at work, I really appreciate you taking my last dollar, me being so thirsty and all. I hate third shift. Dear Newbie, Dr. Pepper is the dopest drink. Except for that berries and cream crap....that shit sucks. Vanilla & Cherry all day. -Bruce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear myself, You have alot of shit to get done and you need to get it all done asap because its stressing you the fuck out just thinking about. Do work Spitfire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Spitfire, Get on the stick, for Christ's sake. -Your conscience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear rain, You can't hold me down. I asked you to go away. You didn't listen. You think you can keep me cooped up in this house? Well, you are dead wrong. Me and my bike have a date with excellence tonight. And we will do whatever it takes to make sure this doesn't get ruined. No love, Make out fanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Work Holiday Parties, Sorry, I can't make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Union Representative you are hands down the biggest ball sack on the planet 63 bucks a month and you dont do shit i hate you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bf, just wear a huge yellow poncho. kobe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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