IrishCarBombs Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 hahaha i seen that beforee hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Dear ICB: sorry for assuming you were black. your pal. DC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Dear Dog, Way to get the Mexicans to drop those charges. You are awesome. - Sneak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Dear Dog Chapman, its ok, whenever you want, i'll send you a post card back just PM a nigga an adress hahha love ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Dear Dude Nation next door, Sorry I can't chill without turning into a perverted bratty asshole. I blame it on all the testosterone in the air. And the 40s of Old E. Now send the ginger kid over so I can jump his bones. Love, Lili Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 dear headache devil, please leave me alone, please, i've done nothing to you. my head really hurts, please, just go away love, pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 dear girl that works at starbucks that looks amazing. maybe i wont lose your number this time -ilb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 dear nap time, thank you for ridding me of the headache devil love, ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Dear USAA, How the fuck did my fucking pin number change? I have been embarrassed now on 5 separate occasions by trying to use my bank card and it being declined. I know for a fact that theres money on it. It won't even let me do credit transactions. MUCH MUCH MUCH Hate, xJONATHONx P.S. Expect explosives in the mail... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Dear Meghan, Sorry I made you cry taking your virginity... Hope you feel better, xJONATHONx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Dear people who made guitar hero, This game is awesome, but I have been playing this shit all day and my hand now hurts. -Sneakius "The Hero of Metal" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Dear dickhead That doent know how to treat my ex if you dont fix that shit pretty soon your gonna be in a world shit. BTW hook me up with your whore sister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 dear beer, thank you...... -jbbags.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Dear Wal Mart, Please, please, please, stock more Rust-o colors. Just because you have Krylon colors, does not mean that you do not need to stock Rust-o. Krylon is crap, I hate using it. Please fix this. -Bruce Oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Dear me, Try to stop getting arrested. Mmmmk? Okay good. Love always, Yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 dear san francisco department of public works, thanks for once again destroying one of the safe havens for graffiti artists in sf...fortunately now thanks to your stupidity the graf will force its way even harder on to the streets..its not like fighting the crack epidemic or curbing the prevalence of used heroin syringes throughout the city would be beneficial...no the citys dollars must be spent to buff art all in the guise of keeping the shit laden crack den of a city clean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Dear Crazy Ex- Girlfriend, Please do not drive to my house and bang on my windows again. Hating You, Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flipchart Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Dear people playing extremely loud disco music, Please stop before i kill you all. -BrokenEarsoner P.S. I would really appreciate it if you stopped making a little love and getting down tonight, 5 times is more than enough of that song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 dear friend, if you send me any more texts like that, i will not hesitate ignoring you again. <3, the catface dear slut customer, thanks for telling me to turn down the music, because it's hurting your brain. eat shit and die. love always, your friendly neighborhood barista who gives you decaf every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 dear alcoholics, please stop coming into my work at 10:59, and having a 30 minute long conversation with me, because all i really want to do is lock up, and go home and drink. love, the boatshoes man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 dear internet stop being slow you bastard yours in frustration tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mn1_fuckos Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 dear dickhead your lucky you didnt get your faced smashed in last night. p.s. u picked the wrong person to fuck with...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Dear Crazy Ex- Girlfriend, Please do not drive to my house and bang on my windows again. Hating You, Me. Dear Spitfire, I could help you with your problems, just tell your ex girlfriend to come to my house. kthxbai -Sneak p.s - if you dont want to do that....there is always murder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idontcareandimnotsorry Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Dear Souja Boy, Thank you for creating ignorant music that inspires southern blacks to dance in unison. (God I love watching black men dance in unison.) Dear Youtube, Thank you for hosting homemade videos of the aforementioned parties in their living room while their grandfather is laying on the couch trying to watch tv: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fie7EUm0FDg Dear Southern Blacks, Thank you for "cranking dat." It's been emotional. Xoxo, Lady E :spent: *P.S. Dear Guy in the Black Wifebeater, Thank you for busting your ass. You made my day yesterday. I've replayed you over 12 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 dear desk chair, please become more comfortable love, scoliosis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 dear high cholesterol, please make yourself at home, and take time to meet my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Dear last night what the fuck happened, damn you tiki bar ICB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Dear Random Chick, I'm not the farther and no I will not take a DNA test. Sincerely, IOUONLYPUTTHETHETIPINONER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 dear shoulder. please stop hurting, and causing me great discomfort. your pal, boatshoes guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 dear little old asian lady at work, please stop talking to me i dont understand what your saying. kobe. p.s. learn english! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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