thealmighty... Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 dear big ass woman of reno just beacuse i am a bigger person does not make make my a bbw lover toy. i dont hate but when u are pusing my wieght you need to step off my toes that shit hurts.. and bbw dose not make make u pretty or even close to being my type...... i am not hating but damn can a big boy meet something he likes ....... grrrrrr pissed off souls ahahaha, need that at least 60-100 pound buffer. Dear work give me days off during the week so I can do what i want to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Dear 12oz I'm goin to new zealand tomorrow evening then i'll be back to the moderator grind in another 8 days or so !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 dear symbols, take flicks! new zealand is beautiful! cG dear giants, woohoo! world series!! cG dear new teacher, you are hot!! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 DEAR WHOEVER PUKED ON MY DRIVEWAY LAST NIGHT AND DIDNT TELL ANBODY FUUUUUUCK YOU. all i want to do today is relax, smoke bowls, watch football, and do homework now i gotta clean up your (now dried and crusty) vomit? FUCK YOU. i bet it was the awkward ex-convict chick who said NOT ONE WORD to anyone. fuckin buzz killington bitch. and hey honey- chew your food more. youre disgusting. IRRIATEDONER edoggggggggggggggggggggggy Dear E-rrrritated Doggg, My bad. I promise not to puke like that again. I just like partying? What can I say? I'm sorry boo, I'm sorry. Humbly yours, Santana Blowing Chunks All Over the Drive Way Not So Mild Oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Dear CaliG and Suki, Feel free to do the sushi challenge without me. I don't think I'll be able to get out there anytime soon, and don't want you guys to miss out on the fun. I mean, someone's bound to sue them for mercury poisoning, and have the contest shut down. I don't want to hold you both back from trying it before then. So take the challenge, take flicks, do your 12oz thing. But by the power of Crom, I will make it out there if that exists. Now eat a fucking torta! Earl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 dear Novermber please be amazing... BIRFF DAY PARTAY! -CMF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 dear kitchen delivery man... hurry the fuck up and deliver the kitchen so i can make some fuckin' money for fuck sake. dear oontz... i appear to have the day off. it's also a nice day... what should i do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 dear almighty this 60 to 100 lbs buffer is till not enough for the most part...... chicas still would be pusin 2 bills or more .... big boned souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 dear earl, we will wait for you to come out to cali. as long as it takes! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 dear SSN, you are really thoughtful. i hope this headache goes away and it not something worse. see you tonight heart, IHU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 dear woman in the shop tonight trying to haggle for goods... the fact you were so retarded made me nearly fuckin' piss my troosers... "how much are they?" "they are three pounds each" "NAH NAH NAH NAH! that's waaaay to fuckin' deer... i want three for a tenner!!" priceless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 dear nick at nite, you fucked up. put family matters back on at 6/6:30. my whole morning is thrown of now. i waited a day and figured well maybe it's just a sunday night thing but no luck. my show went off at 6 and full house came on afterwards this morning too:( . this sucks! mass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 dear shit, i dont want to hear of you, see you, or even think about you today. if i do your going down. Signified, RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 dear IHU, i think i scared you off last night. my bad. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Dear Lab, Seriously... stop pissing me the fuck off, get organized show me where shit is so i can do my job. and stop depending on each other and show initiative. freaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 dear corey ,,,,,,,, girl you got me twisted. i know i sound like a fool rightnow, but u got hella hella deep on mon night after work... i know u wanted me to try something but you diffrent than the shank banks i have been playing with......so this song is for you.. souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 dear gina,, its been fiften years since i seen you last smile.........your last words still fresh in my mind rip see you when i get there souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 dear milky, are you inside walmart shooting your gun off? <3 ssn dear chris, i has the flu but perhaps we will see each other tonight. <3 ssn dear caligula, there's a chance i will be in sac sat night after work. won't be able to stay long since i work sunday morning but are you gonna be around? it's been so long since we chatted, it's long over due. <3 ssn dear flu, you're back?! last night was a nitemare. thanks for the fever and the sweat. almost took my ass to e.r. </3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeSent Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 dear $, Please come back into my life. I need gu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 dear ssn, honestly, you are the 4th person asking me to kick it on saturday night. my exgirlfriend wants to kick it, my homegirl wants me to come to her bday party, my other homegirl wants me to go to her halloween party and you want to kick it! this makes me sad...i really want to hang out with all of you, but i made halloween plans with this girl im seeing almost a month ago :( :( this sucks. CALI"sad"gula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 dear cali, it's all good. it's not a 100% i will be able to go, but if i do you know who's place i will be at so if you have time just holler. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 dear ssn, ok, will do. when are we gonna go get mexican food!?!?!?!? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 dear cali, i almost called you yesterday on my way home but i got the flu and decided it was better for me to get home asap. btw, have you heard? someone went into walmart in reno and started shooting people up. im worried that it's milkgrenades trying to rob them of all their beers. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 dear ssn, are you serious!?!? the same walmart we visit?! the one were a bought samosas cookies from the girl scouts?! but, then again shootings in reno don't surprise me...and if it really was milk grenades, that wouldnt surprise me either...lol. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 dear cali, lol. no it's a dif one. damn, what's up with people shooting and setting places on fire. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 dear ssn, disgruntled employees. both the shooting and the fire were disgruntled employees. cG p.s. disgruntled employees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 dear CALIg, why you so cool? RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 dear ssn and calig was near there when the shooting happend.. that area of town was off the chain. drive slowy and buckle up... souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 dear RU, i can't help it, I was born this way :cool: cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 dear soul, did you have anything to do with it? cG p.s.j.k.l.o.l. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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