MarcoFromHouston Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Ralphy Fats, :lol: x 3! Its all good man, I'm not mad! This will be a great year for me at the games, regardless of the score! -brighter side oner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo mARCO.... ME TOO!! ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE any bragging abouts wins was even an option. you know I got love for ya bro. Im taking my slr to our home opener and I will see if I can take some decent pics......marcoesque shots if u will. -FR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear new job, i think i am going to like you. i get to be an absolute fucking nerd to people and i love it!! i don't know how i despise people so much yet am so good at and enjoy interactions with strangers? hopefully you will help me be less stressed and angry in general. thanks. - puds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear IOU, yeah...my exgirlfriend sent me some dark chocolate from 60 miles away, and paid over $5 just to ship it...fuck that!...next time im out there, im buying a couple pounds, and freezing them. cG dear sooki, i should buy us cupcakes on saturday, and save them till monday...but they will probably be gross by then :( cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ride to school. I kno you on the junk top tip and its cool that you are giving me that ride because i really have no other way there but all this "hey im a be by to pick you up at 6:30 AM so be ready shit kinda sucks. Last thing my probation ass needs is to have the flik roll up while im waiting on you outside the trap. abcdefg..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TootsieRoller Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear... anyone, What's a good name for a bottle of soda? (7 up, Mountain Dew, Pepsi, ect) Something that hasn't been used.. need to come up with one for a school project. Sincerely, Drawing a Blank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear tootsieroller i have had the name "caruthers" in my head for about 2 days. hope that helps -me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear tootsie, "gunthy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichi723 Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear drunkman, I still want to do you. dearlord, chichi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear _______ I won't kiss her, maybe hug her but I don't even like her I might get it, hit it, split it but yo I'll never wife her. I'm Rowdy Roddy Piper, (yes) but when she can't decipher (what?) Love for fucking no fussing, buzzing, she out my Sypher. (ahh) Come thru in a Viper (Viper) God damn I might white nike her (yeah) Yeah she straight, but get it straight, underestimate I might just dike her (dike her) You fight and fuss wanna bite her, (damn) Lock your girl down just like rikers I ain't gotta do that once I hit your shit the damn bitch will life her (forever) This dude wanna write her (write her?), e-mail, text and type her. He a runna, I'm a gunna, baby girl, a sniper (sniper) Roll the blunts up, ma I'ma get the lighter I'll have you squirtin' for certain, yeah bring a diaper. Milk, Lemonade, I'm a fucking renegade Handguns, hand grenades meet me at the center stage. (stage, stage) Baby boy go hire a squadron, My crib got more poles than the fire department. (Ahh) - cameron "killa cam" giles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cigarettes, ive been smoking you for almost ten years now. im not ashamed to admit i started fuckin wit you at a young age cause i thought bitches liked a rebel. now i realize what a major turnoff you truly are. youve stained my teeth more than coffee ever could, you make my clothes smell worse than a night at the strippers, plus youve made a twenty something year old feel like he's got the lungs of a fifty year old mine worker. you also took the life of one of the most influential people i had recently. did i mention the price of you has nearly doubled in the last eight years? you fuckin faggots i hate you. im quitting all your shit tomorrow, ive set the date, and this time im sticking to it. bastards, see you in hell. -smokinforthelasttimeWORD dear 12 oz, im wondering if cold turkey is the best way of going about this shit. im a pack a day smoker and have been for at least 5 years. ive tried the patch, but that shit didnt work, i still felt the craving to do something with my hands. my homeboy said get candycanes and nicorette. any suggestions would be much appreciated. -sW 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenFishTALL Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Kurt Suzuki, Thanks for knocking the bottom out of that bitch in the bottom of the 9th. 3-B 2-S 1-0, pitcher damaged his catcher, then we scored our winning run. OAAAAKLAAAAAAND -T00Legit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear west of here Whats up with this 45 and rainy shit. send something else bags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear sandwich combo from the Japanese Deli, Please don't make me shit hot lava. Thanks, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear chris, im so glad we made up i missed you. it was great to see you last night. <3 ssn dear chops, 2011! ftw! <3 ssn dear giants, tomorrow can't come soon enough. got my giants tshirt, giants hoodie, giants jacket, giants hat ready to wear. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dearest Sooki, See you in 2011! Chops Dear West Coast people, I hope I get to meet you all too. C. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Chops.. Cosign. -FR Sooks, I love you. -Fat "breakin out the giants basketball jersey tomorrow" Ralphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear chops, come to portland!!! - muddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear chops, WOOOOT WOOT. -B.fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Blue Jays. Even though you guys are expected to do worse this year than you did last year, know that I will still rock your classic fitted with pride this summer. Doser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear chops, youre coming here in 2011? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Mudpuddles, I have no idea where it is, but if Portland is anywhere near the West Coast then we will hook up for sure! Chops. Dear Fishbanana, I cant wait to meet you chica, I promise I wont be creepy or try to propose to you haha C. Dear Cali, Yeah dude, gonna be over in Feb/Mar 2011, hopefully for 3 weeks or so! Lets hang out, ill take all the average size girls you turn down! Chops. Dear Cat, Why have you been biting me all the time i've been writing these, you are biting me right now asshole. Your human leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear chops, we are about 8-10 hour car drive north from bfish. still on the west coast though!! - spnw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear chops, you can have all my thin women rejects..lol. cG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear chops, Dont be a flake. Make it happen in 2011. No creepy is great. -b.fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
micahhawaii Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear giants, tomorrow can't come soon enough. got my giants tshirt, giants hoodie, giants jacket, giants hat ready to wear. <3 ssn Dear SSN, i am so jealous. i was supposed to be at this game but... unfortunately my gf made plans with some friends. mad jelly, MH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Bedroom and Bathroom, You're on the top of my shit list this weekend. Fuck you, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear micah, you missed out man, awesome game. 5 - 0 FTW FR Sooki, I know you stayed all 13 innings....right Fat "sunburned" Ralphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 12oz, im drunk plus you didnt gimme no tips so i tried to quit smokin at the bar wit nicorette gum it worked for a while then i got heartburn and hiccups and the bitch i tried to fucvk convinced me to smoke again fuckin bitches i love you\ sayuwprd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Mets, let's win one tomorrow at Citifield, and make it quick cuz I gotta be at work at 5pm and the 7 train can be a little crazy on game days. -Donski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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