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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear mermaid porn,

 

Thanx for sharing that site, but i can see all the hot naked preggo i want to in real life, just can't fuck it. I'm afraid you missed the point of my last letter.

Maybe someone can hook you up with a dog dick or two for the sucking. Not just a website.

sincerely yours,

ZeroerMcZerohiemer Sr.

 

p.s. i stole your flix again dogfukker!!

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dear sook,

 

i would like some fancy hair clips.

our new luxury apartment home is comfy and nice.

you will need to come over for some of mama's home made dinner

as soon as we finish putting everything away.

 

p.s. your roommate and his boyfriend can come too,

and we'll have a scary movie triple date.

 

love,

milky mama

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear milk,

mmm... home cooking...

(i went back to no meat so tomato sauce sans meat)

triple date? that means i will have to scrounge up some dude.

im going nack to reno this weekend, i miss you guys.

tell sassy pants this time she will def play with pugs.

<3 ssn

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear ssn,

 

scrounge up the mens.

we will be getting the rest of our shit out over the weekend,

and will keep you updated as to when it would be acceptable for your presence.

in the mean time,we might have time to venture to your neck of the woods

for some dog lovin'.

 

mg

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear sexy(big)ass girl in the tight pants at wal-mart,

 

thank you for coming into my life, i shall cherish the picture of your big voluptous booty that is on my phone until the fiancee comes home in the morning. since she is on the rag, i may even think of you when she sucks my dick.

 

that being said, the siren-call of your ass interrupted my racking, so i will be conserving the paint tonight.....

 

fat-booty-lover-oner

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dear sheesh

 

fuck you. i hope your fiance is a total dirtbag ho cuz no one else deserves to be given the ol' "youre on your period so you better suck my dick, and while you do im thinking about a ho from walmart" ultimatum. sounds right to you? well, someday youll get a nice swift kick in the balls that will leave you puking blood, borderlining castration.

dont worry, im sure youre ugly as hell and are a pussywhipped bitch.

 

/nofemenistrant

edogggggggggg

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Banana Fish-

 

I didn't get any shots of your tags when I was in town. If you have some, I wouldn't mind getting a few.

 

Dear Cali-

 

She looked Rican. She had a placa on her neck and some broad-ass shoulders...and was rocking a tanktop when it was 50 degrees outside.

 

Dear Suki-

 

That IS a good sushi place. My ex lived at Arguello and McAllister...we'd go there quite a bit.

 

Next time that you're out there hit up Burma Superstar on Clement around 6th.

 

-Shai

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Banana Fish-

 

I didn't get any shots of your tags when I was in town. If you have some, I wouldn't mind getting a few.

 

Dear Cali-

 

She looked Rican. She had a placa on her neck and some broad-ass shoulders...and was rocking a tanktop when it was 50 degrees outside.

 

Dear Suki-

 

That IS a good sushi place. My ex lived at Arguello and McAllister...we'd go there quite a bit.

 

Next time that you're out there hit up Burma Superstar on Clement around 6th.

 

-Shai

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Banana Fish-

 

I didn't get any shots of your tags when I was in town. If you have some, I wouldn't mind getting a few.

 

Dear Cali-

 

She looked Rican. She had a placa on her neck and some broad-ass shoulders...and was rocking a tanktop when it was 50 degrees outside.

 

Dear Suki-

 

That IS a good sushi place. My ex lived at Arguello and McAllister...we'd go there quite a bit.

 

Next time that you're out there hit up Burma Superstar on Clement around 6th.

 

-Shai

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear edoggg,

 

my fiancee is definitely not a dirtbag ho, but thanks for your kind words. she has an almost insatiable sex drive, and wants to suck my dick when she's on the rag, don't hate. i take solace in the fact that this chick's body was BANGING, to the point that my girl would be like"i wish my body still looked like that" and pretty much force me to take a good look at her ass by talking about it. i don't know where she came from, but she was not the type of chick i normally see throughout my day.

 

and when i get super high my mind sometimes wanders, even while recieving fellatio

 

easily-distracted-oner

 

aka

 

mr. look but don't touch

 

aka

 

"damn she got a fat ass"

 

aka

 

why am i defending my real-world character on 12oz?

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear mother nature,

why is it that you can't stop pissing on me for only a few hours so i can go take care of the bidness? i mean this is a once only deal i assume yet you will not let me take advantage. you must not be getting dicked down by father time which would explain you being a stubborn bitch!

 

yours truly,

wantingtogogetthatshitthatihardlyevergettoseearoundhereoner

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Shai,

of fuck yeah burma superstar. it's all about the tofu tower!!!

you also have to try bstar down the street on clement.

their vegetarian noodles and platha dipper are to die for.

<3 ssn

 

p.s. also try mihn's garden on clement and 3rd for

the best vietnamese food in the city.

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