ODS-1 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 teh brothel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 i just hit on my female friends long enough and they give in. then they end up telling me how much they regret it. and i laugh because they stroked my harbl. relationship free since '85. real talk. yeah, i'm an asshole and a creep. sue me. haha i can kinda relate to the hiting on female friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 work.... I'm the king of hitting on older married clients that refuse to tell me their age, then I tell them to hook me up w/ their underlings. I flattered them a little, and they see that I'm funny and employed, and it works... kinda. As far as going out to have fun, that is all I do, but I've never 'met' a girl w/ out putting forth an effort, but I'm ugly and poor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 teh brothel. ha..best response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 baseball games and libraries are great resources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 I don't meet girls, girls meet me. Im a lazy ass too. I just stay fit, friendly, and funny, and things just come to me. NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING BUT two days ago some girl called me up trying to hook me up with her friend who's banging, said she remembered me being the "handsome artist" (girls love the grAfFnDAnZeRZ) and last night was hot. Yall just need to chill the fuck out. Girls are easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 School Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obvious Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 i tend to meet women in dark alleys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 ALRIGHT DOG. I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW YOU RATIONALIZE IT. I AINT STEPPING FOOT IN NO GAY CLUB EVER B. GAY NIGGAS DONT KNOW YOU AINT GAY HOMEBOY, YOU IN A FUCKIN GAY CLUB. SO NIGGAS ARE GONNA APPROACH YOU TRYIN TO GET YOU TO PUT IT IN THEY BUTT OR TO MAKE OUT WITH THEM AND START A FIRE WITH YALLS STUBBLE...(EWWW THAT JUST MADE ME THROW OUT MY SESAME CHICKEN) I DONT FUCK WITH FAG HAGS EITHER, BITCHES GO TO GAY CLUBS TO AVOID NIGGAS GROPING YOU? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING YO, NIGGAS DONT GET THAT CRAZY IN THE CLUB, WHERE DO YOU LIVE WHERE NIGGAS ARE RUNNIN AROUND THE CLUB STICKIN THEY FINGERS IN YA BOX? I KNOW IN NY THERES MAD BIG BLACK NIGGAS IN BLACK DRESS SHIRTS EVERYWHERE READY TO THROW YOU IN A CHICKENWING AND JAZZY JEFF YOU OUT THE CLUB. I DONT REALLY FUCK WITH GAY NIGGAS AT ALL B. IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC OR NOTHIN BUT DOG, YOU FUCK OTHER NIGGAS IN THE ASS FOR FUN B. I AINT WITH THAT, AND I DONT CARE HOW BAD A BITCH IS CUZ WHEN WE ON THE DANCEFLOOR THERES 500 SHIRTLESS SWEATY HORNY NIGGAS SURROUNDING US IN A CLUB THAT SMELLS LIKE BALLS IN A SAUNA COVERED IN BUTTHOLE SAUCE. IM SUPER EXTRA GOOD ON THAT. PAUSE [][] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 I MEET BITCHES AT DADDY YANKEE VIDEO SHOOTS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 Just cause you say you're not a homophob doesn't really make you not one, making a whole post about how scared you are, like some gay dudes are gonna rape you or something. Shit's funny to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted September 17, 2006 Share Posted September 17, 2006 OK THIZZ FACE. STOP DR. PHILLIN MY POSTS. CUZ I DONT WANNA BE SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF SWEATY GAY NIGGAS GRINDING EACHOTHER TO "ME & U" THAT MAKES ME A CLOSEMINDED INTOLERANT ASSHOLE?? *SLAP!* WAKE UP NIGGA. I BET YOU DONT LIKE PEOPLE WHO EAT THEIR OWN SHIT, SO IF YOU WERE IN A SCAT PORNO FILM SHOOT AND WERE GROSSED OUT I COULD JUMP OUT AND CALL YOU A WEIRDO FOR NOT CHILLING SMOKING YOUR PARLIAMENT LIGHTS AND BEING TOTALLY COMFORTABLE WITH THE SHIT? GIMME A BREAK DOG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 meet'em through friends clubs underground parties day parties seemingly at random I've spit game at asian girls in the dairy aisle at safeway before damn lens you "meet" lots!!! i told you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Planned parenthood..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 i love the music at the gay clubs, but what does this fag hag know... i don't go to dog parks to meet guys but guys get very friendly there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 i find that if you act like a girl can't have you, but still put all your charming qualities out there, she'll want you. women want what they can't have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 the womens bathroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Just cause you say you're not a homophob doesn't really make you not one, making a whole post about how scared you are, like some gay dudes are gonna rape you or something. Shit's funny to me. dude you cant debate Mero. you maybe able to massdebate mero but from his post i dont think he will like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Ha. Straight people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Dude I have a gay cousin or two, and trust me, you guys are WAY worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4thefence Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 borrow a little kid...brother, sister, nephew or niece. Take the little shit to the park and throw a frisbee or some bull shit... Act like you love the kid and watch the women flock to you.. If you can change a diaper in public, bitches be trippin' over themselves to get at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 ^^^ You watch to much tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 borrow a little kid...brother, sister, nephew or niece. Take the little shit to the park and throw a frisbee or some bull shit... Act like you love the kid and watch the women flock to you.. If you can change a diaper in public, bitches be trippin' over themselves to get at you. Yeah okay Big Daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 I dress in a pterodactyl costume and the bitches come a flockin. Oh wait. I watch too much porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GirlOnTheEdge Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 i meet my ladies at Checks Cashed on the 1st and 15th of each month. That must be where I met you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 That must be where I met you. nah, you met me in teh needle that goes into your arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroy All Lines Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 LOL! I was talkin to some chick at merrit bakery the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 nah, you met me in teh needle that goes into your arms. thats not nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 thats not nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 "Girlontheedge" OoOoOOOooOooOOoOhhh... Don't fuck with her... This name reminds me of that song "Living on the edge", which was very, very, gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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