Ethreadzny2 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 IT'S GOING DOWN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Meet girls at school... Most girls on MySpace are psycho...true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Everywhere I go... I dont care I like going to the mall having hot girls pick out clothes for me that always works... Bars are to easy...Girls that you meet at bars suck usually...literally... If I see some girl I like I just spit because why hold yourself back. I dont use myspace to meet girls thats gay. I just see a beautiful girl or someone who looks interesting and i go Lemme Holla atchaLemme Holla atchaLemme Holla atchaLemme Holla atchaLemme Holla atchaLemme Holla atchaLemme Holla atchaLemme Holla atchaLemme Holla atchaLemme Holla atchaLemme Holla atchaLemme Holla atcha hollA HollahollA HollahollA HollahollA HollahollA HollahollA HollahollA HollahollA HollahollA HollahollA HollahollA HollahollA Holla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I used to pick up the bartenders at the bar next to my house. At one point I had slept with 4 of the girls who worked there and they all knew about it. In fact it was due to positive referals that it worked. Picking up the bartender/waitress is a tough lock to pick, but if you have the key..... Shit picking up a bartender/waitress seems like a daunting task, like you give them looks and all when your being served but thats it. I've never really actually considered trying to pick up a bartender it always seemed as if they were off territory, but now you have just put that thought in my mind I think i'm going to attempt it tomorrow night. Big up's to opening my eyes to a whole new world, damn some of those bartender chicks are cute as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethreadzny2 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 i have had no luck with the bar scene. i meet my current girlfriend through mutual friends. I have alot in common with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I work in a pub. I'm pretty hot. I'm not a girl though. I'm drunk. Girls are SHIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 How do you not pick up girls at a bar?! ITS A FREAKIN BUFFET!!! My line from last week... Me:Hey I love your pearl necklace...I would love to give you one just like that tonight... Girl: that is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard... Me: Hey my name is Stunardo and I am not that disgusting once you get to know me...wanna drink?! (its worked) Two weeks ago Me:Excuse me have you ever watched nickelodeon? Girl: Yea? Me: Well baby I wanna conquer your like the AgroCrag from guts... Girl: WTF!?! ahahaha Me: Sorry couldnt think of anything else better to say (flash the boyish smile letter get a glimpes of the blue opticals...) My name is Art lemme get you a drink... (this one worked too...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I don't think I've ever gone anywhere to meet girls. I go to places to have a good time, if I meet a girl, then awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 No one goes out to meet girls it just happens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 meet'em through friends clubs underground parties day parties seemingly at random I've spit game at asian girls in the dairy aisle at safeway before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I got to page 2 to meet girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I don't think I've ever gone anywhere to meet girls. I go to places to have a good time, if I meet a girl, then awesome. This is exectly where im coming from. Except for the girls being awesome part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I don't think I've ever gone anywhere to meet girls. I go to places to have a good time, if I meet a girl, then awesome. 'Zactly. Girls can smell it when you're desperate. I hate it when my one friend (the "squirrely, perverted nip", I call him) just STARES at the white girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 the alley behind my house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy McGay Gay Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 bars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 YEA GAY BARS!!!!! pfffftttttshshhhshshshshsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 ^^^ actually, it's not such a bad idea to go to gay bars to hit on chicks. Not all of 'em are dykes. I go there with my friends so that we don't get hit on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy McGay Gay Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 YEA GAY BARS!!!!! pfffftttttshshhhshshshshsh jeez why do you have to be so mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 the morgue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 day care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 hahah nice... hmm i just do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 ^^^ actually, it's not such a bad idea to go to gay bars to hit on chicks. Not all of 'em are dykes. I go there with my friends so that we don't get hit on... And you don't want to get hit on because you are a ____? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Yeah, the gay bar thing works. Or so I've been told. Honestly? I meet most of the chicks I know in school or at work. Erry now and then I'll meet a broad at a party or something.. but usually those are just hazy-eyed hookups that I never bother getting a number from. Straight up, I usually let girls approach my ugly ass. For some reason they do and for some reason it tends to work better than when I approach them. Fucked if I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horse cock Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 recess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebsBK Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Baseball games. riding my bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 I don't think I've ever gone anywhere to meet girls. I go to places to have a good time, if I meet a girl, then awesome. Zingaling! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Oh my god you guys are retarded even I couldnt work the gaybar angle... me:hey baby whats going on?! girl:oh my god you are so cute I wanna go shopping with you... ME:why dont you do a little window shopping and check out what I got in my pants... girl:well I didnt come here to pick up guys but my friend Rapheal did! HEY LETS SEE WHAT HE THINKS!? I think I will stay away from gay bars thank you very much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Me: Well baby I wanna conquer your like the AgroCrag from guts... unfortunately, i like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 SEE^^^^^ THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING!! or my whipped topping whatever you prefer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 This dude I know is one of those downtown people that has friends that go to gaybars from time to time. Fucked if I know why... Anyway, he went with them once and got kicked out because he went outside to take a piss. The doormen didn't appreciate the fact that he didn't go into the washroom like a normal fag. But can you blame him? Who knows what goes on in those things.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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