transparent Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 ya if youre homosexual... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 a bad wingman is a cockblocker. What you should have done was start laughing at him for getting a fucking handjob Made an uncomfortable situation into something lightweight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 What's a handjob? Is that like first base??? I still say.... PEE IN HER BUTT!!!! WITH A MUTHAFUCKING FUNNEL SON. Me and Kimball keeps that really real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 MY MAN'S SAID A MOTHAFUCKIN FUNNEL SON! you should've switched off bangin them broads with your buddy. Get a regular old orgy goin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 even * Didnt notice that there is two pages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 the only thing better than peeing in a butt is peeing in a butt while applying it directly to the forehead.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 with a funnel, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 how you recover from it is telling dude "we heard you the whole time" he'll never try to pull some bs like that again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hahaha760 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 should of manned up and stuck a finger in her butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 see you must be a young buck. maybe when i was 13 would the word handjob would come out of my mouth. now if a girl sticks her hand in my pants im definitely smashing. no questions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I think I'm gonna start carrying an air horn everywhere I go. Shit like this would be a perfect moment to bust it out. i did this for a while at school. instant hilarity. bullhorns are good as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 how you recover from it is telling dude "we heard you the whole time" he'll never try to pull some bs like that again. that definitely wouldnt work on me...i really dont see the shame...except for the hand job i cant see myself settling for just a little hows your father... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted August 24, 2006 Author Share Posted August 24, 2006 Ego? This story had nothing to do with my (or lack there of) game. It's just a dictionary definition of awkward I thought was funny enough to share. Stop talking like I don't have options if one girl loses the mood cus my dude needs a tug on a comparably respectable night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 i can't wait for the day when it's accptable to bear my penis like women do their breasts. i'll be the first motherfucker rockin' a pair of courduroy v-neck pants. you sick bastards had best be ready for the ill cock-cleavage come this time of year 2009. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 see you must be a young buck. maybe when i was 13 would the word handjob would come out of my mouth. now if a girl sticks her hand in my pants im definitely smashing. no questions HAHA THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Your freind and his girl were trying to get things going. Shy girl was waiting for you to make a move. You dropped the ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
---> Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 YOUR THE SHITTY WING MAN !!! Your boy opend up a huge oppertunity for an all out Roman style gang bang and your dick was so shrivled you could do nothing about it. You had 2 girls, (one of witch is givin yer boy a handy) and you could not close the deal. If these were high skoolers I'd let you slide but these were collage chicks!!! you are a pussy for not evan trying anything. don't evan respond you have no ground to stand on . and she aint that shy if she is willing to spend the night on the couch with you, you just got no game! That's what I'm saying! I typed my previous comment before even reading the other posts. This nigga dropped the ball hard.:haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 the arcade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 this thread is fucking hilarious I had completely forgotten handjobs even existed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 This threads funny. I guess handjobs and Tom Cruise just go together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 You should have gave your boy the Brian Peppers look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soup BDC Posted August 25, 2006 Author Share Posted August 25, 2006 New news. My dude's gf feels BAD about fucking things up for me and wants me to go up to chico and party with her sorority sisters. Do I do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 YOUR THE SHITTY WING MAN !!! Your boy opend up a huge oppertunity for an all out Roman style gang bang and your dick was so shrivled you could do nothing about it. You had 2 girls, (one of witch is givin yer boy a handy) and you could not close the deal. If these were high skoolers I'd let you slide but these were collage chicks!!! you are a pussy for not evan trying anything. don't evan respond you have no ground to stand on . and she aint that shy if she is willing to spend the night on the couch with you, you just got no game! Im co signing this one. Why do bitches need to get turned out to put out is the real question. Bitches front like they dont like dicks. Its all a mind fuck and if you're not finding ways to hit it, youre the one getting fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICU Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 be the first one to dip.that way you wont have to live vicariously through your boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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